Severus, its Severus!
September 1st 1993
Another year awaits me, another year as a Potions teacher. Damn, Dumbledore knows I would do so much better as a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor than that stuttering lunatic, Quirrel. At least he had the knowledge to make me Head of Slytherin, of course it was basic instinct, who else could be head of such a noble house, Lucius Malfoy himself is a perfect example of what great men come out of Slytherin. Ahh, those annoying first years are making their way to the Sorting Hat, isn't there a better way to choose houses, I mean why trust a damn hat to figure out what boys and girls will be part of my hous--- POTTER, Harry Potter is at Hogwarts. James and his asshole friends made me look like a fool when I was at school; I'll make sure that Potter will find out exactly how his arrogant father RUINED MY LIFE!
Hogwarts: Sometime in the 70's
"ALRIGHT, SNIVELLY?!" I turned my eyes in the direction of the voice, but kept my head facing forward, I wouldn't let those annoying troublemakers take advantage of me again.
"Hey Snivellus, I was wonderin' if you could just lend me your notes for the Potions final, and I promise that I will never make fun of you and your greasy hair again"
The rest of the Marauders snickered; they probably couldn't imagine a day where they couldn't get by with out saying at least one annoying put down to me.
"No you may not Sirius, I can't believe you would even ask, and if you think I believe your little promise, well, you must be crazy." I flashed him a sneer and turned back to my quill and parchment.
"Aww, but I would weally wove if you would just wet me wook at them for one minute" He added in a sarcastic baby voice. I grabbed my Charms notes and handed them to him, being as thick headed as he was, he probably wouldn't know the difference. But I was wrong.
"These are your Charms notes" he said and began to read them. I rolled my eyes, Captain Obvious to the rescue. I kept my face facing forward all the same, no matter how much I wanted to punch him in the jaw to knock that conceited grin off his face. I heard a small laugh.
Good notes" said a voice, except it wasn't Sirius Black; it was none other than James Potter.
"Oh by the way, Wingardium Leviosa is spelled wrong" He added with a sneer, Remus, Peter, and Sirius snickered. I snatched the parchment from their ruddy hands and corrected my spelling.
"Well Ta-Ta Snivelly" James added as they walked off laughing. I watched them leave and just as they were out of site, I grabbed my books and parchment and headed to the Slytherin Common Room, where I wouldn't be bothered by damn Gryffindors.
I quickly made my way through the door, or actually more of a hole in the wall and into the common room, the room was completely bare except for Lucius Malfoy and his posse. Girls were hanging all over him, and in some cases, so were the guys. He made me sick, him and that conceited twit, Gilderoy Lockhart. I watched as his ran his hands through his perfectly kempt, blonde hair and flash a huge smile. I swear I could see the girl's hearts pounding through their chest.
"Oh Lucius, you're absolutely luscious" I heard one of the girls swoon.
"He he, I know" Lucius added and everyone burst into horrific giggles. I stopped short when I heard my name.
"Oh Severus, would you mind? I am in desperate need of a drink, would you be an honorable Slytherin, and grab me a cup of pumpkin juice? Thank you" Lucius asked with his aristocratic drawl.
I flashed him a forced smile. I might as well go; I have nothing else to do.
"Why of course, dear friend, I would do anything to be respected by someone as high up in the social level as you are." I said sarcastically, imitating his accent.
"Oh, by the way." Lucius added. "On the way there, grab a bar of soap, your in desperate need of one" He laughed and so did his little followers. I turned my smile upside down and slumped to the door.
"Oh, by the way Lucius, while I'm gone, Grab a book, it might help to learn something, ON YOUR OWN, once in a while." I added for good measure and climbed out the common room door.
September 1st 1993
Another year awaits me, another year as a Potions teacher. Damn, Dumbledore knows I would do so much better as a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor than that stuttering lunatic, Quirrel. At least he had the knowledge to make me Head of Slytherin, of course it was basic instinct, who else could be head of such a noble house, Lucius Malfoy himself is a perfect example of what great men come out of Slytherin. Ahh, those annoying first years are making their way to the Sorting Hat, isn't there a better way to choose houses, I mean why trust a damn hat to figure out what boys and girls will be part of my hous--- POTTER, Harry Potter is at Hogwarts. James and his asshole friends made me look like a fool when I was at school; I'll make sure that Potter will find out exactly how his arrogant father RUINED MY LIFE!
Hogwarts: Sometime in the 70's
"ALRIGHT, SNIVELLY?!" I turned my eyes in the direction of the voice, but kept my head facing forward, I wouldn't let those annoying troublemakers take advantage of me again.
"Hey Snivellus, I was wonderin' if you could just lend me your notes for the Potions final, and I promise that I will never make fun of you and your greasy hair again"
The rest of the Marauders snickered; they probably couldn't imagine a day where they couldn't get by with out saying at least one annoying put down to me.
"No you may not Sirius, I can't believe you would even ask, and if you think I believe your little promise, well, you must be crazy." I flashed him a sneer and turned back to my quill and parchment.
"Aww, but I would weally wove if you would just wet me wook at them for one minute" He added in a sarcastic baby voice. I grabbed my Charms notes and handed them to him, being as thick headed as he was, he probably wouldn't know the difference. But I was wrong.
"These are your Charms notes" he said and began to read them. I rolled my eyes, Captain Obvious to the rescue. I kept my face facing forward all the same, no matter how much I wanted to punch him in the jaw to knock that conceited grin off his face. I heard a small laugh.
Good notes" said a voice, except it wasn't Sirius Black; it was none other than James Potter.
"Oh by the way, Wingardium Leviosa is spelled wrong" He added with a sneer, Remus, Peter, and Sirius snickered. I snatched the parchment from their ruddy hands and corrected my spelling.
"Well Ta-Ta Snivelly" James added as they walked off laughing. I watched them leave and just as they were out of site, I grabbed my books and parchment and headed to the Slytherin Common Room, where I wouldn't be bothered by damn Gryffindors.
I quickly made my way through the door, or actually more of a hole in the wall and into the common room, the room was completely bare except for Lucius Malfoy and his posse. Girls were hanging all over him, and in some cases, so were the guys. He made me sick, him and that conceited twit, Gilderoy Lockhart. I watched as his ran his hands through his perfectly kempt, blonde hair and flash a huge smile. I swear I could see the girl's hearts pounding through their chest.
"Oh Lucius, you're absolutely luscious" I heard one of the girls swoon.
"He he, I know" Lucius added and everyone burst into horrific giggles. I stopped short when I heard my name.
"Oh Severus, would you mind? I am in desperate need of a drink, would you be an honorable Slytherin, and grab me a cup of pumpkin juice? Thank you" Lucius asked with his aristocratic drawl.
I flashed him a forced smile. I might as well go; I have nothing else to do.
"Why of course, dear friend, I would do anything to be respected by someone as high up in the social level as you are." I said sarcastically, imitating his accent.
"Oh, by the way." Lucius added. "On the way there, grab a bar of soap, your in desperate need of one" He laughed and so did his little followers. I turned my smile upside down and slumped to the door.
"Oh, by the way Lucius, while I'm gone, Grab a book, it might help to learn something, ON YOUR OWN, once in a while." I added for good measure and climbed out the common room door.