Haloo to think I'm writing again ahahaha, I had an account before this but i forgot my email and password woo! So I created another account:) well hope you enjoy this ya.
~BARREL~
"Sasuke-kuun!" "BABY COME TO MAMA" "Sasuke-kun stop hiding! no need to be shy punpkin!
Fangirls. One thing Sasuke Uchicha hate is fangirls they are wild animals who won't stop until they get what they want. So here he is hiding inside a barrel. Like what the fuck. Why is he hiding? Because his mother (The Queen) announced the entire world that he is looking for a bride... Wut.
"Sasuke-chaan ill be your bride!, We'll have a zillion kids!"
Um, no lets not.
"Sasuke-kun I can do everything you name it baby!
No, I don't need you. no no no
Where are you baby-cakes?!"
Hiding, duh.
"..." Sasuke peeked through the hole inside the barrel trying to see if his fangirls were gone, his heart stopped when the lid came off ... ohmygodimgoingtoberapedomfg ... " Sasuke-kun why are you inside the barrel?" oh thanked god it was Sakura , oh great how am I supposed to explain this ... "I'm hiding and could you put back the lid please " stay cool sasuke ... "O-okay" "Can you see a large group of women out?" "Um, no?" Finally he was able to breathe, now he needs a plan to get back to the castle without being attacked by his fangirls..
"Sakura do me a favour and call a guard and send him here "
"...Why me?"
"Because I said so" I don't have time for this my fangirls could come back anytime soon
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" ..Please Sakura?" sakura's eye balls nearly pooped out nearly, Since when do Sasuke Uchicha's ask for a favour and add a 'please' Guess desperate times goes for desperate measures, As much as Sakura likes to enjoy this moment she felt bad for him sigh "okay, fine be right back" Sasuke didn't even care if his image has been destroyed because the only thing that's on his mind is to get back at the castle safe from his rabid fangirls.
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Where the hell is Sakura. Its been an hour and shes not come back with the guards. "TEMEE! WHERE ARE YOU?" Sasuke froze, no fucking way this is not happening, "TEME SAKURA SAID YOU NEED HELP SO I CAME HERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLEE!"
No he specifically asked for a guard why is this bloody idiot here, Naruto was annoyed he didn't like Sasuke but Sakura asked him so how could he refuse.
"Teme where the hell are you?!" Okay Sasuke it's for the sake of living so just kep calm and get the dobe to get you out of this barrel "Dobe I'm here" Naruto was confused did he just hear a voice coming out of that barrel? He walked to the barrel and opened the lid -blank stare- ...
"Teme what are you doing inside a barrel?" "Shut up and just help me" Sasuke has had enough and he just wants to be home like really.
"Geez least try to be nice when someone is trying to help you" This is why he didn't like Sasuke hes arrogant and rude "Here hold my hand - "No its fine I can stand up on my ow- "No just give me your hand you're struggling her- push- Both males stared at each other "OH FU-" Naruto pushed the barrel accidentality "NARUTO YOU DUMB SH- Did I mention that they where in a steep hill? No? Well they are and off goes Sasuke rolling down "ARGHHHHH, NARUTO I'LL KILL YOUUU!"
Naruto stood there as he watched Sasuke roll down the hill "Hey Sasuke I brought the guard-" ... "Um,Naruto you -" "Sakura-chan I'm dead" ...
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Meanwhile with Sasuke...
"Otouto what are you doing inside a barrel?
"..." f.f.s
"I..." think sasuke think.
"Hiding".
-Too glam to give a dam.
Lolz, IDEK hope this was okay ya.
-Dumbells.X