This is my Authors note at the start so you can happily enjoy the delights
of reading my story.
What basically happens it that some teenage Final Fantasy addicts get transported into FF8 while the characters from that have to go to Trinity School: Centre for Excellence (which is obviously the school I go to).
In the FF world you can expect total mayhem as people who have no idea what the hell is going on and on Earth. Actually I don't know what would happen. But. as I am so evil, I might make them have to do. LESSONS!!!
With all your favourite teachers from Trinity and everyone's favourite subjects!!!
If any of my teachers are reading this my name is now. err.
Irvine Kinneas!!
Anyhow. Lets get on with the story!!
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Ok. One day I was sitting at my computer playing FF8 and getting beat miserably by Ultemicia when my brother Nathan ran into the room screamed "LET ME ON THE COMPUTER!!!", threw a Pikachu teddy at me, missed and hit the computer.
The screen went black.
"ARRRGH!!!" I also screamed, "YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER!!!" then I disappeared and there was a very confused Nathan sitting on the floor.
He ran out of the room and screamed to Mam "Jack broke the computer!!"
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A confused looking girl in a blue dress appeared in a grassy field and caught a piece of blossom. It turned into a feather and she wondered 'How the hell did that happen?' She looked around and thought 'I know this place.'
The feather flew into the sky and another girl's head appeared in the clouds. She had brown hair and freckles and her head looked around in confusment.
Then the feather fell down as a sword with a gun on the end and I picked it up.
For some reason I was in the mountains with another boy who I recognised.
"Simon, what the hell are you doing here?"
"I don't know. What the hell are you doing here?"
"I just asked you that!"
"You answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
:.Three Days Later.:
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
Finally I broke the continuous questions and said "How come we have just passed three days without needing anything to eat or drink or go to the loo?"
"Oh wait," Simon said, "I think I'm supposed to be Seifer and you are meant to be Squall!"
"Took you such a long time!"
"You know I'm slow on these things."
"And your point is."
"Well. I have to trip you up, cast fire on you and slice your nose off."
"Damn, I forgot about that."
"Then you have to scrape your Gunblade on the ground, slice me and miss."
"Sounds fair enough."
So I did a fake fall over, he cast fire on me, and then he missed my nose and gave me a scar.
In my blind rage, I ran up to him and scraped my Gunblade across the ground to hit him in the head.
I missed and blacked out.
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"Where the are we?"
Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine, Zell and Quistis were all dressed in full Trinity uniform, the girls with black skirts and the boys with black ties that have gold Trinity crosses on them.
Mr Mottershead (the headmaster) came up to them and said, "Ah, the new students are you?"
Various thoughts were: Yes. No. Umm. Hmm. Where are we? And finally Selphie "Do they have a garden Festival here?"
"Come, come children. I will take you to your classes."
Mutterings from Squall and Irvine. ".children. classes.grrrr."
Squall had Maths with Mr Moody who was a bit over enthusiastic with measurements and Squall ended up tied to the ceiling with a tape measure.
Rinoa had Food Tech. with Miss Yarrow who told her off countless times for messing around with the milk and Rinoa ended up in the toilet 3.4 seconds later washing off an egg someone had thrown at her.
Selphie had English with Miss Gardiner and got told off for writing 'blow them to smithereens with a rocket launcher?' at the end of nearly every sentence.
Irvine had French with Mr Whelpdale and got totally confused because in his world, 'everyone spoke the same language'. Mr Whelpdale told him off for his lies and sentenced him to death in evil French mutterings.
Quistis had Art with Mrs Milbourne. Poor her.She went a bit over the top with the still life drawing of Ashley who always had to be doing something and was jumping around in his chair. She got told off because the picture had several afterimages.
Zell had P.E with Mr Hargreaves, which was cancelled, due to rain and Zell had a mental fit due to the 'lack of energy' as he described it.
They were all in detention at twenty past three until ten past five.
Squall had to write 500 times: I must not mess about with Tape Measures.
Rinoa: I must not mess about with food.
Selphie: I must not over exaggerate in my stories.
Irvine: I must not lie unless it is in French.
Quistis: Still life means still life.
Zell: I must calm down.
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That's all folks! (For now.(Grins insanely!) Ha ha haa)
Oh wait, the disclaimer.
I do not own Final Fantasy in whole or in part.
Although certain dark forces indicate that I one day will own it.
Some dark forces cannot be trusted.
The dark force I refer to is my hamster!!!
What basically happens it that some teenage Final Fantasy addicts get transported into FF8 while the characters from that have to go to Trinity School: Centre for Excellence (which is obviously the school I go to).
In the FF world you can expect total mayhem as people who have no idea what the hell is going on and on Earth. Actually I don't know what would happen. But. as I am so evil, I might make them have to do. LESSONS!!!
With all your favourite teachers from Trinity and everyone's favourite subjects!!!
If any of my teachers are reading this my name is now. err.
Irvine Kinneas!!
Anyhow. Lets get on with the story!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Ok. One day I was sitting at my computer playing FF8 and getting beat miserably by Ultemicia when my brother Nathan ran into the room screamed "LET ME ON THE COMPUTER!!!", threw a Pikachu teddy at me, missed and hit the computer.
The screen went black.
"ARRRGH!!!" I also screamed, "YOU BROKE MY COMPUTER!!!" then I disappeared and there was a very confused Nathan sitting on the floor.
He ran out of the room and screamed to Mam "Jack broke the computer!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
A confused looking girl in a blue dress appeared in a grassy field and caught a piece of blossom. It turned into a feather and she wondered 'How the hell did that happen?' She looked around and thought 'I know this place.'
The feather flew into the sky and another girl's head appeared in the clouds. She had brown hair and freckles and her head looked around in confusment.
Then the feather fell down as a sword with a gun on the end and I picked it up.
For some reason I was in the mountains with another boy who I recognised.
"Simon, what the hell are you doing here?"
"I don't know. What the hell are you doing here?"
"I just asked you that!"
"You answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
:.Three Days Later.:
"No, you answer first!"
"No, you answer first!"
Finally I broke the continuous questions and said "How come we have just passed three days without needing anything to eat or drink or go to the loo?"
"Oh wait," Simon said, "I think I'm supposed to be Seifer and you are meant to be Squall!"
"Took you such a long time!"
"You know I'm slow on these things."
"And your point is."
"Well. I have to trip you up, cast fire on you and slice your nose off."
"Damn, I forgot about that."
"Then you have to scrape your Gunblade on the ground, slice me and miss."
"Sounds fair enough."
So I did a fake fall over, he cast fire on me, and then he missed my nose and gave me a scar.
In my blind rage, I ran up to him and scraped my Gunblade across the ground to hit him in the head.
I missed and blacked out.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Where the are we?"
Squall, Rinoa, Selphie, Irvine, Zell and Quistis were all dressed in full Trinity uniform, the girls with black skirts and the boys with black ties that have gold Trinity crosses on them.
Mr Mottershead (the headmaster) came up to them and said, "Ah, the new students are you?"
Various thoughts were: Yes. No. Umm. Hmm. Where are we? And finally Selphie "Do they have a garden Festival here?"
"Come, come children. I will take you to your classes."
Mutterings from Squall and Irvine. ".children. classes.grrrr."
Squall had Maths with Mr Moody who was a bit over enthusiastic with measurements and Squall ended up tied to the ceiling with a tape measure.
Rinoa had Food Tech. with Miss Yarrow who told her off countless times for messing around with the milk and Rinoa ended up in the toilet 3.4 seconds later washing off an egg someone had thrown at her.
Selphie had English with Miss Gardiner and got told off for writing 'blow them to smithereens with a rocket launcher?' at the end of nearly every sentence.
Irvine had French with Mr Whelpdale and got totally confused because in his world, 'everyone spoke the same language'. Mr Whelpdale told him off for his lies and sentenced him to death in evil French mutterings.
Quistis had Art with Mrs Milbourne. Poor her.She went a bit over the top with the still life drawing of Ashley who always had to be doing something and was jumping around in his chair. She got told off because the picture had several afterimages.
Zell had P.E with Mr Hargreaves, which was cancelled, due to rain and Zell had a mental fit due to the 'lack of energy' as he described it.
They were all in detention at twenty past three until ten past five.
Squall had to write 500 times: I must not mess about with Tape Measures.
Rinoa: I must not mess about with food.
Selphie: I must not over exaggerate in my stories.
Irvine: I must not lie unless it is in French.
Quistis: Still life means still life.
Zell: I must calm down.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
That's all folks! (For now.(Grins insanely!) Ha ha haa)
Oh wait, the disclaimer.
I do not own Final Fantasy in whole or in part.
Although certain dark forces indicate that I one day will own it.
Some dark forces cannot be trusted.
The dark force I refer to is my hamster!!!