Hiya, again! This is another weird Comedy of mine (My only AC comedy so far that I have written) and thought it would be good to post because it is shorter than my other AC ones, since I have Dial Up . . .. Anyway, please enjoy! Read and Review!

This story is AU and OOC. Sephiroth is 20, Cloud is 16, Loz is 14, Yazoo is 13, and Kadaj is 9.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything or anyone in this story.

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The Haunted Cracker Sock Chapter 1: Neglect

"Mother! Loz's banana sandwich is biting me!" Kadaj screamed from his seat at the kitchen table.

"Loz, please hurry up and eat it!" Mother/Jenova ordered, turning away from sweeping butterflies off of the floor, which reminded Loz of doorknobs.

"Oh! Aww . . . ! It's so adorable!" Yazoo squalled, sitting between Loz and Sephiroth. "Mother, you must buy me one!"

"I don't wanna eat this moldy old sandwich! You've been tryin' to feed it to me for months!" Loz yelled, ignoring Yazoo's outburst.

"Mother!"Yazoo screamed. "Buy me one!"

"Loz, eat it or I'll send you to the Lifestream like I did the Cetras!" Jenova yelled.

"Mother!" Yazoo sobbed uncontrollably while drying his eyes with his fists. Pumpkins fell from the ceiling tiles and onto Loz's sandwich, turning it into a piece of burned grass.

"Yazoo, what's wrong? Did those Shadow Creepers give you Clothes Line Diaper Rash again?" Cloud asked, flying into the room on a red octopus that was not contagious.

"No! Mother doesn't love me anymore!" Yazoo continued, blowing his nose on the spandex tablecloth.

"Kadaj, will you please go feed Sephiroth his pink peas?" Jenova asked. Kadaj sat next to Sephiroth, got a spoonful of food, and shoved it into his mouth.

Yazoo was so upset from neglect from his mother that he ran upstairs to his room, leaving his catalogue of things he wanted on the table. Loz farted.

"Yazoooooo!" Jenova called from the bottom of the stairs.

Yazoo smiled brightly and exited his room. "Yes, Mother!" he called back from the top of the stairs.

"You have to eat your crackers or you can't have dessert tonight!" she informed. She tossed the pack of crackers at him, hitting him with them in the face. Yazoo's eyes filled with tears and he ran into his room.

"I hate crackers!" Yazoo bawled, laying face down in his pillow on his bed.

"Hey, Yazoo! Did you do the laundry yet!" Kadaj yelled through the door.

Yazoo sat up and smiled. He grabbed the pack of crackers, ran out his bedroom door, pushed past Kadaj, and into Kadaj's bedroom and locked the door.

"Hey! Get outta there!" Kadaj instructed, beating on the door.

Yazoo poured the crackers into Kadaj's dirty sock . . .

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So, what do you think? Weird? I wrote it today during testing. It's hard being a high school student . . .. I will do my best to also post the other AC stories I have (which are two about Yazoo), but they have really long chapters and I have dial up Internet, so it will be hard. If I do, there may be some space between chapters, though. Anyway, more of this story is to come if you like it, so please send reviews!