I do NOT own Pokemon, Barbie, Yay, of ffvii, boo.
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Yuffie: Welcome to 'Lets kill bad animae characters'!!! I'm your host Yuffie Kisa...somthin'!!
Crowd: (Goes wild)
Yuffie: Thankyou!!! Ok first up on todays show is... Cloud killing Ash!!!!
(Cloud enters)
Cloud: Hi!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!
(Ash is brought on by Barett)
Crowd: BOO!!
Ash: Lemmy' go! Lemmy' go or I'll tell my mom!
Yuffie: Ok, Cloud, what wepon would you like to use out of; the flame thrower, the chainsaw or Cids old socks?
Cloud: I'll have the chainsaw Yuffie!
(Cloud gets given a chainsaw)
Yuffie: And Ash, to be fair, what defence item would you like out of; a stale slice of bread, a plastic spoon or a used tissue?
Ash: What!!!!!! THOSE are my choices!!!! Thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: I don't have to be fair!! Now choose!!!
Ash: Uh, the spoon.
Crowd: HA HA!!!
(Cloud and Ash get into position)
Yuffie: Three, two, one..... KILL 'IM CLOUD!!!! KILL 'IM!!!!!
(Cloud rips Ash to shreds with the chainsaw)
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Ok that was fun!! Next up... Red killing Nurse Joy!!!!!!
Red: Yay!!
Yuffie: Ok red, wepon out of; Large Pointy Spear of Doom, Monster truck or Giant Remote-controled Barbie?
Red: Um, the Barbie please, Yuf.
Nurse Joy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yuffie: The Barbie it is!!!!
(A large box with the words 'Caution, Barbie' in pink letters is brought on stage, and someone hands Red the controler)
Yuffie: Sick 'em Red!!
(Red pushes random buttons. The barbie brakes out of its boxs and cavorts mady around the stage, killing Joy with one of it's high heals.
Crowd: Yay!!!!
Yuffie: Thats all we have time for on 'Lets kill bad animae people'! Till next time, Im Yuffie!
Cloud: Im Cid! (someone wispers in his ear) Oh yeah, Im Cloud!!
Red: Im Red!!
Ash: X_X
Joy: X_X
Yuffie: Goodnight!!!!
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Ok, that was random.
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Yuffie: Welcome to 'Lets kill bad animae characters'!!! I'm your host Yuffie Kisa...somthin'!!
Crowd: (Goes wild)
Yuffie: Thankyou!!! Ok first up on todays show is... Cloud killing Ash!!!!
(Cloud enters)
Cloud: Hi!
Crowd: YAY!!!!!!
(Ash is brought on by Barett)
Crowd: BOO!!
Ash: Lemmy' go! Lemmy' go or I'll tell my mom!
Yuffie: Ok, Cloud, what wepon would you like to use out of; the flame thrower, the chainsaw or Cids old socks?
Cloud: I'll have the chainsaw Yuffie!
(Cloud gets given a chainsaw)
Yuffie: And Ash, to be fair, what defence item would you like out of; a stale slice of bread, a plastic spoon or a used tissue?
Ash: What!!!!!! THOSE are my choices!!!! Thats not fair!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: I don't have to be fair!! Now choose!!!
Ash: Uh, the spoon.
Crowd: HA HA!!!
(Cloud and Ash get into position)
Yuffie: Three, two, one..... KILL 'IM CLOUD!!!! KILL 'IM!!!!!
(Cloud rips Ash to shreds with the chainsaw)
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Ok that was fun!! Next up... Red killing Nurse Joy!!!!!!
Red: Yay!!
Yuffie: Ok red, wepon out of; Large Pointy Spear of Doom, Monster truck or Giant Remote-controled Barbie?
Red: Um, the Barbie please, Yuf.
Nurse Joy: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yuffie: The Barbie it is!!!!
(A large box with the words 'Caution, Barbie' in pink letters is brought on stage, and someone hands Red the controler)
Yuffie: Sick 'em Red!!
(Red pushes random buttons. The barbie brakes out of its boxs and cavorts mady around the stage, killing Joy with one of it's high heals.
Crowd: Yay!!!!
Yuffie: Thats all we have time for on 'Lets kill bad animae people'! Till next time, Im Yuffie!
Cloud: Im Cid! (someone wispers in his ear) Oh yeah, Im Cloud!!
Red: Im Red!!
Ash: X_X
Joy: X_X
Yuffie: Goodnight!!!!
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Ok, that was random.