Sailor Witches Part One
Standard disclaimer applies I'm making like no money so u can't sue me hee hee hee!
Katana: And now for my story! I'm a little nervous ladies and gents since it's my first comedy fanfiction! But we have a good show guaranteed for you! Okay, Witches 5! Act - um - rebellious!
Mimete: Y'know, Tellu, Eudial, Viluy, Cyprine, Pucherol?
Tellu: Lemme guess. This job stinks.
Eudial: Yeah, I know, tell me about it. Doctor Tomoe is so mean! And we aren't getting anywhere!
Tellu: Yeah! Those freaky Sailor babes have it better than us!
Mimete and Eudial: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
Tellu: Uh, what did I say?
Eudial: We'll join the Sailor babes!
Mimete: We'd make much better babes than them!
Eudial: With our superior power, brains, and looks, we will overshadow them! Instant fame, fortune-
Mimete: And cute guys!
Tellu: How?
Mimete: We'll create a vacancy! The best one can fill it
Eudial: How?
Tellu: Now it's obvious to me. We seek out and kill one of the Sailor babes!
Eudial: Which one?
Mimete: How 'bout that annoying blue one! The brainy babe w/ out any redeeming charm or looks!
Tellu and Eudial: Fine by us.
Viluy and the twins: We're not going you first rate bakas. (blow raspberries)
Mimete: Oh well. So (types stuff into her computer) Tellu, Eudial! Go out and kill a brainiac named Mizuno Ami!
Tellu (thoughtful): Hmm, friend of water. That makes sense.
Mimete: Go! Just go go!
Tellu and Eudial (scared): Okeydokey. Bye minna-chan!
Mercury fans: Why, Katana-san, why?
Katana: 'Cuz Mercury's my least fave she's so boring she's such a one-sided genius you know-
Mercury fans start throwing rotten fruit.
Katana: Oh, hee hee (tiptoeing off the stage) We'll be back after this, um, short commercial break, so- OKAY! WHO THREW THE ROTTEN WATERMELON!
**fade out**