Two men were walking through the wasteland. These men were called Mitch and 50. They were saviors of the wasteland; they had saved the wastes from the enclave they had made it to the enclaves blown it up and had gotten rid of the so called president, and released the waters of life from the purifier.
As they walked 50 had some old country song going and Mitch was walking beside him drinking some of his favorite drink, fire water (a.k.a. whiskey). As they walked Mitch trained ear picked up a faint sound.
Mitch: 50 turn that off.
50: hang on a sec let me finish this song.
Mitch: now 50.
50: but……………..
Mitch: now 50!!
50: but.
Mitch: now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
50: okay
50 turned off his pip boy and Mitch listened a little bit harder suddenly Mitch tensed up
Mitch: oh shi……
Suddenly 20 super mutants burst from a nearby hill.
Mitch: it.
As the super mutants charged them, 50 and Mitch pulled out their weapons. 50 with his twin assault rifles and Mitch with his combat shotgun and hunting rifle. As the super mutants neared them 50 open up with his assault rifles while Mitch waited till the last second to fire. In a little over 5 minutes 20 super mutants fell to the ground, or rather 20 parts of super mutants.
Mitch: 50 you think you went a little over board.
Around 50 laid hundreds of shells.
50: what? Oh this is nuthin you should see when I pissed off.
Mitch: and what's this your happy mood.
50 smile evilly.
50: maybe.
Suddenly a bright light enveloped them.
50: what the……….
And that's when the shockwave hit them down and everything they saw and knew was gone, replaced by a blinding flash of white.
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Mitch woke up to the sound of coughing. He looked to his right and saw a hacking 50. 50 saw him and smiled.
50: hell?!?!?
Mitch laughed but then started coughing up blood.
50: here take a stimpack.
Mitch took the stimpack gratefully, as the needle entered his side he winced in pain, but then he relaxed. He pulled out a whiskey, brought it up to his lip and watched as it busted right in front of him.
Mitch: well lets go see what cost us our good day and me my whiskey.