Author's note: You know I liked my story but I didn't like how I was writing it at all! I was thinking about giving it up but then everyone is so nice. So I'm redoing it! I already revampted the first few chapters and I'm beginning to like the story again. I might keep it the same or I'll completly change the later plot. I'll let everyone decide it for me... If anyone is even going to glance at this stroy again! O.o Ehhe...he...oh... Sorry for taking forever everyone. I'm just a perfectionist and If I don't like what I make I usually just try to forget about it.

A Little Odd

Plot: A Yuffie and Vincent one shot if you look real close. This takes place after saving the world.

Disclaimer: I own nothing from Final Fnatasy VII… sniff sniff

"You look like a corpse."

"…"

"Ewww… smelly icky corpse pale butt!"

"…"

"You smell like one too you girly man!"

"…"

'Huh… still nothing eh?' A young and dust covered Yuffie Kisaragi thought to herself. She leaned over to peer down at Vincent Valentine as he lay like the dead in his coffin cloaked in his usual red and black. 'For all I know he has actually kicked the bucket!' Yuffie though to herself. 'He better not have or I'll find his ghost and throw poo at it! And It took me an hour to get the stupid lid off and he hasn't even twitched.' The girl used ever single insult she could think of to get him to even open an eye and he still acts like a cold statue. Yuffie even went so far as to call his old girl friend a cow, a cow with sharp pointy teeth and who kicks puppies for fun! Kicks Puppies for Planet's sake!

"Hey Vinnie! I'm going to shave you bald, okay? If you have any objections act like an actual living creature for one second."

The man she addressed continued to 'play possum'.

"Grr! Will you just DO SOMETHING!?"

Silence.

Suddenly Yuffie fell to the floor in a heap screaming, "AHHHHH! I think I just broke my leg! Vinnie! VINNIE FOR THE LOVE OF THE PLANET HELP ME!" Yuffie then began to spasm on the floor in a dramatic display only becoming still to listen for any signs of movement.

More silence.

Yuffie stood up in a huff pouting at her teammate. 'Damn him! He just lays there like a stupid ivory statue. His dumb raven black hair sprayed all elegant-like over his silk pillow. His pale and delicate looking frame wrapped in red and black cloth. The cape still in front of his face as it has been since the first time I laid eyes on him.' Yuffie's mind began to wander as she gazed at the creepy but none the less handsome man placed before her. 'Sometimes I wonder what could be under that, the face of and angle or a demon? What if he has buck teeth?' Yuffie giggled. 'Or maybe a weird burn or something?' Without even realizing it her hand was cautiously reaching to move the offending cloth.

Her hand froze then dropped to her side though as Yuffie noticed movement on his delicate features. Vincent's long lashes flicked and finally opened, revealing two pools of glowing blood. His blows knotted in confusion as he gazed up at the ninja and in his oh so soothing and rich voice came the words:

"Yuffie, why are you staring at me?"

The girl in question blinked in shock then straightened from hovering over him. 'How long have I been gawking at him?!' Yuffie then realized she haven't blinked in the entire time she have been looking at the man. Her eyes were watery and she couldn't help but rub them to sooth the irritation away. As she did Yuffie heard Vincent moving near her. When the girl's eyes finally opened she came face to chest... with Vincent's large frame Yuffie only came to about his upper chest. A felt a blush creeping into her young face and her eyes traveled up to meet his, storm gray quivered despite itself as it met the glowing pools or red velvet.

"Uh…" Was all Yuffie could manage. 'Oh yeah real elegant speech, loser. Why the hell was I staring at the vampire anyway?' Yuffie dropped the eye contact in order to think straight. 'Come on pull it together girl! You are the awesome and beautiful Yuffie, super ninja extraordinaire!' Yuffie shook her head then met his eyes again with determination. "Well… I wasn't sure you were breathing! But I guess I shouldn't have worried since you are just a blood sucker anyway. Everyone knows that vampires don't need to breathe!"

He sighed in irritation closing his eyes for a moment and said, "If that's the only reason you are here…" Suddenly something flashed in his eyes. He seemed to just stare off into space for a few moments. 'Is he ignoring me?' Yuffie thought feeling insulted. 'No one ignores me!' Suddenly he seemed to snap back into reality as his gaze returned to his much shorter teammate.

"Yuffie," he said in a tone Yuffie had never heard before. It didn't sound monotone like everyone has always heard him speak. His tone had more of a thoughtful and maybe impish feel? A deeper sound that made the color once again rise in Yuffie's face dispite herself. He seemed to be thinking carefully about what he was going to say.

"Did you say 'worried'?"

His towering form bent down until their faces were just inches apart. The sent of him wafting over the poor and innocent girl, it smelled of roses and slightly of male cologne, nothing too strong just something that for some reason it made Yuffie's eyes droop slightly and her knees go slightly weak. Also because he had bent down Yuffie could now get a glimpse of his face making the girl gasp. Indeed the face of a demon, it was just too beautiful, only the devil could look that good. A face that's almost too thin, showing sharp features, with a perfectly pointed nose his black hair flowing around him to frame his breathtaking face with his already stunning eyes that seemed to want to suck you in. Yuffie swallowed loudly as she tried to remember how to talk.

"Are you implying that you were worried about me? As in to say you care for me?"

"I WHAT!?" Yuffie screamed her eyes going wide and color flooded her entire face and neck even worse then before. All logic coming back to her brain. "No! Nononononononono! That's not it at all! I mean I just… I no, I was you uh… Of course not, I don't go for pretty boys!" The moment those words left her mouth it felt to like she was digging her own grave. 'What the crap was I even talking about!?' Vincent's eyebrow raised and in a rush Yuffie said, "Never mind forget what I just said! IjustwantedtoinviteyoutothepartyTifawasthrowingforallofAvalanchefordefeatingmeteor!"

Taking a huge took a huge breath she lept out of the room and ran to the entrance without skipping a beat. Yuffie turned one last time to face a puzzled Vincent who followed her halfway down the dark hallway. Trying to save the last shards of her dignity she blew him a raspberry and then shouted, "That's the only reason I would ever come around to this dump Vampire! For all I care you can stay in you crappy old coffin and rot!" With that she ran up the spiral staircase and slammed the door running out of the mansion without looking back.

Vincent's POV

All though it took a few minutes after she left I was able to decipher what she said in her rush to escape me. 'So there will be a party in honor of Avalanche? Has it already been a year since meteor?' I sighed as I slipped back into my coffin grateful for the silence. Yuffie has always been a handful especially when around him.

'Heh heh I told you it would work Vinnie. A little bit of flirting can go a long way, no? Did you see the way she blushed? Classic!'

'Indeed Chaos, now we once again have peace.'

'Aren't you gonna thank me? Without me you would have been stuck with her. Or would you have liked to have her company? After all I have seen the way she looks at you.'

'…'

'Also I have noticed the way you look at her from time to time…'

I tired my best to ignore Chaos as I put the lid to my coffin back. 'Although it was evident that Yuffie was curious about me I knew it would pass. I could never let anything happen between us even if I ever wanted to. Of course I wouldn't though. She was far too young and pure for a disgusting creature like me. Why am I even still thinking about this?' I closed my eyes and though it best to forget the whole thing. 'Also I never had an ounce of interest for the young tomboy.'

'Still thinking about her idiot.'

'…'

'You know that silent treatment isn't going to work on me!'

'…'

'…'

'…'

'… Idiot!' Chaos said and stormed off... to the back of Vincent's mind. That's about as "alone" as either of them was going to get.

However despite my resolve to not think of her thoughts of her did flutter across my mind. Her storm gray eyes filled with anger and the blush upon her tanned skin. A tiny hint of a smile came across my lips as I decided to go to the party. After all if I didn't Tifa would drag me out herself and I wouldn't want to disappoint the others as well. Particularly the young ninja with a klepto complex.

End

Author's note: Oi! Is it better worse? What aould you people like to see? Let me know okay? thank you!