A/N: Okay, Dani and I had a debate online about who's better: Thom or Owen? So here's the conversation:
LadySquireKel: LoL! Okay...I think Thom's hotter
Kel Mindelan: Owen's hotter because he uses neato words such
as 'JOLLY'
LadySquireKel: I mean, Owen's cool and all (very jolly!) but
Thom's got his own special...thing.
LadySquireKel: He's got red hair!
Kel Mindelan: We don't know Thom well enough...Owen's better
Kel Mindelan: So? Owen's got...um...what color hair does he
have?
LadySquireKel: Aaaaaaaand Alanna's he's mother. (bonus
points for being a previous character's kid)
Kel Mindelan: I think brown or blonde or something. But
that's besides the point
LadySquireKel: OMG! You don't even know!
LadySquireKel: LoL! Yeah, it is...
Kel Mindelan: Owen's got two relatives! Iden and Warric
LadySquireKel: Thom's got...
LadySquireKel: Myles
LadySquireKel: Eleni
LadySquireKel: Alanna
Kel Mindelan: and he's Kel's friend
Kel Mindelan: Thom doesn't know Kel!
LadySquireKel: George
LadySquireKel: Alianne
Kel Mindelan: point for George
LadySquireKel: Alan
LadySquireKel: he could know Kel!
Kel Mindelan: But Owen's like the cute little page who needs
to learn how to staff fight!
Kel Mindelan: And he loves Jolly Good Fights!
Kel Mindelan: Does Thom???? I doubt it
LadySquireKel: And Thom's like the Lioness's son and hey,
you never know@
LadySquireKel: **!
LadySquireKel: I mean, Thom's not a fully developed
character, sooo...
LadySquireKel: anything can happen!
Kel Mindelan: Yeah, so that makes Owen better!
LadySquireKel: Nuh-uh *sticks out tongue*
Kel Mindelan: Owen, because he's a developed character and
we know him. Who's Thom? Some people might ask. They think Alanna's brother
Kel Mindelan: Yah-huh *sticks out tongue back*
LadySquireKel: he can be even hotter than Owen because he
can be more made up!
LadySquireKel: Owen's already fully developed....well, sort
of.
Kel Mindelan: So? If Owen would just take a shower or
something, he'd be perfect
LadySquireKel: And how could anyone miss who Thom was if
they read the Immortals?
LadySquireKel: LoL!!!!!
Kel Mindelan: (Do you really expect them to actually bathe
as much as Kel? Boys? Nah)
LadySquireKel: But I bet Thom takes showers...
Kel Mindelan: They could have read fast
Kel Mindelan: Most likely
LadySquireKel: Wait, do Tortallans take showers?
LadySquireKel: No, they take baths!
Kel Mindelan: Probably not
Kel Mindelan: yeah
Kel Mindelan: Baths!
LadySquireKel: Nevermind, getting off subject here!
Kel Mindelan: Yeah
Kel Mindelan: OWEN
LadySquireKel: I bet Thom takes baths...and he could
probably pull off a shower with magic too@
LadySquireKel: **!
Kel Mindelan: Owen because he's so cute, and he can staff
fight now, and he's everyone in the Palace's friend!
Kel Mindelan: (I mean in the Page wing and stuff)
LadySquireKel: Is not!
LadySquireKel: I bet you the butcher hates him....
Kel Mindelan: Well, besides Joren and company
LadySquireKel: and what about Joren and then
Kel Mindelan: No, the butcher hates Jump
LadySquireKel: AND Kel and probably all her friends too, so
there!
LadySquireKel: *sticks out tongue*
Kel Mindelan: Jump's so cool. We named the science lab rat
after Jump
LadySquireKel: LoL! Seriously?
Kel Mindelan: yeah!
Kel Mindelan: But then my teacher set it free
LadySquireKel: Ha!
Kel Mindelan: *snifflez*
LadySquireKel: Maybe this debate should be about whether
Jump is cooler than Owen...
Kel Mindelan: Yeah
LadySquireKel: Because he *obviously* is!
Kel Mindelan: Because you completely forgot Thom back there,
so I think you think Owen's better!
Kel Mindelan: *sticks out tongue*
LadySquireKel: I mean, did you name the science lab rat
OWEN?
LadySquireKel: HEY!
Kel Mindelan: LoL
Kel Mindelan: No, but the rat jumped!
Kel Mindelan: So we named him Jump.
LadySquireKel: No! I just know that Thom's so incredibly
perfect anyhow that we can argue over Owen and Jump instead....cuz we both know
Thom's better
Kel Mindelan: NO! Owen Owen Owen is *way* better!
LadySquireKel: Ha! Alteritive (sp?????) motive! Betcha
didn't even THINK about Jump when you named him!
LadySquireKel: NO! THOM IS!
Kel Mindelan: I did!
LadySquireKel: THOM
THOM
THOM
THOM!
LadySquireKel: Did you name him by yourself though???.....
LadySquireKel: huh huh huh, didja?
Kel Mindelan: Actually, me and my friend Patricia named
him...we both read the Tamora Pierce books
Kel Mindelan: yeah
LadySquireKel: oh
Kel Mindelan: I suggested it, and she made the teacher
*sticks out tongue*
LadySquireKel: well don't *I* feel dumb
LadySquireKel: Nevermind
Kel Mindelan: Okay
Kel Mindelan: OWEN
OWEN
OWEN
Kel Mindelan: Ack! Owen's taking over my computer!
LadySquireKel: LoL!
LadySquireKel: NO! THOM!
Kel Mindelan: I'm way better than Thom, get that through
your Jolly head!
Kel Mindelan: Yippee
Kel Mindelan: **Yippe! I got the computer back!
LadySquireKel: *rolls eyes* like it matters...
Kel Mindelan: Yeah!
LadySquireKel: you're under the delision that Owen is better
than Thom!
Kel Mindelan: Owen's *way* better than Thom. Can Thom staff
fight?
Kel Mindelan: I don't think so
LadySquireKel: I bet he can!
Kel Mindelan: I bet he can't!
LadySquireKel: Alanna *is* his mother!
Kel Mindelan: So?
Kel Mindelan: Just like Big Thom's her brother, and he
didn't care about being a knight!
LadySquireKel: Neal can swordfight and stuff because he's a
noble and his father isn't even a knight!
LadySquireKel: Alanna is!
LadySquireKel: So i bet she taught him...I mean, does she
really seem the type to leave her kid helpless?
Kel Mindelan: Owen's better.....NOT THOM
LadySquireKel: YES THOM!
Kel Mindelan: No, but she's never around all the time
Kel Mindelan: If he learned anything, it'd be how to nick
stuff, taught by George
Kel Mindelan: NO THOM
LadySquireKel: Hey, wait, why are we arguing bout
this...Thom's not fully developed, so he can know whatever I want him to know!
LadySquireKel: So there!
LadySquireKel: And George knows how to sword fight too!
Kel Mindelan: Owen's not totally developed, so there!
LadySquireKel: ACK!
Kel Mindelan: No, he knows how to knife-fight
LadySquireKel: Thom's LESS developed though!
Kel Mindelan: So?
LadySquireKel: sword fight too!
LadySquireKel: gtg, bye
Kel Mindelan: Bye
LadySquireKel signed off at 12:41:52 PM.
Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN ANY TP CHARACTER MENTIONED, NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE WANT TO!
A/NII: Please review with your thoughts on the matter.