Disclaimer: I don't own Rammstein or Invader Zim and if I did it wouldn't be nearly as great as it is, was and always will be.

Author's Note: My first Fanfic. Please review and no Flames, they are just a waste of time to everyone.

I think, by the way, a little explanation will be needed. Dib is 16 years old and will exit Skool in 3 months, Gaz is 15, Zim is, in Irken years 19, and in human years he would possible be near 180 years old, so his a fairly young Irken, and Tak is, in Irken years, 17 years old.

Chapter 1: D.I.T.U

Dib was sitting on the wall were Tak and him always sat, before she was thrown out in space, she had returned again…but she had changed. She was more professional and determined to kill Zim and take over Earth. Tak had not been very successful at killing Zim or take over the Earth, but Dib couldn't figure out why? His thoughts then wondered off to something else. Zim. How long ago did he land on Earth? Nine years precisely! They had fought and tricked each other for years, but at some point it stopped. All of a sudden Zim stopped making mad plans about how to accomplish his mission and things had been quite peaceful since.

In her classroom Gaz was also in deep thought. She thought about how things had changed the last couple of years. She still hated everyone else, that hadn't changed, but she began to realise that only one other person felt the same way as herself. Zim. She didn't know how she felt about him and it was driving her nuts! And she realised that her feelings towards her brother Dib had changed also, she still thought he was one of the most annoying persons on Earth, but she felt she could confide to him, tell him about her feelings and problems, which made her a bit uneasy.

At the same time in a lair deep, deep below an ugly green house, Zim stood and looked at his newest invention.

"FINALLY!! IT'S DONE!! VICTORY FOR ZIM! It took two stinking human years but it's done. I, ZIM, have finally made The Diabolic Infernal Teaching Unit or easier D.I.T.U. this teaching unit shall teach me how to be more evil and cunning, I just have to place it in my PAK and it will teach me over the night and THEN….I takes over Earth!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!", "HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIII!!" laughed GIR insanely beside his master as he seemed to appear out of nowhere, "SILENCE!" Zim shouted, "why is master so HAPPYYY?" GIR asked. Zim send him an evil glare and then yawned "I think I will take over Earth…..tomorrow…..VICTORY FOR ZIM!" then he left and went towards his sleeping chambers. GIR wandered around the lab, and suddenly looked at the device his master had left on the lab table, "I like waffles!" GIR shouted and placed the D.I.T.U inside his head. Everything was silent for a moment…..then GIR´s Cyan eyes and body parts turned Tanzanite…

Tak sat in the Skool-canteen and was wandering, "where the hell is Zim?! He hasn't shown up in a week now!! Is he planning a new attack on my base or maybe…Dib's base? Grrrr! Zim! Curse you and your crimson eyes! Your malice smile…your….cocky attitude…whoa! Snap out of it Tak! He's the enemy! The one I'm suppose to KILL!

Besides Irken's don't have feelings, only the defect ones and I'm NOT a defect!" then the Skool-bell started ringing and people returned to their classrooms.

After Skool Dib and Gaz walked home together, and of cause Dib wears his headphones a usual. Singing by himself,

"Heute treff' ich einen Herrn

Der hat mich zum Fressen gern
Weiche Teile und auch harte
stehen auf der Speisekarte"

"Why are you listening to that garbage? It a sick song and the others aren't much better" Gaz said.

"Denn du bist was du isst
und ihr wisst was es ist

Es ist mein Teil -- nein
Mein Teil -- nein
Da das ist mein Teil -- nein
Mein Teil – nein"

"Hallo? Dib? Are you listening at all?"

"Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht
Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht
Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen
ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen"

"Damm! Listen Dib, I'm talking to you!"

"Ist doch so gut gewürzt
und so schön flambiert
und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert
Dazu ein guter Wein
und zarter Kerzenschein
Ja da lass ich mir Zeit
Etwas Kultur muss sein

Denn du bist was du isst
Und ihr wisst was es ist

Es ist mein Teil -- nein
Mein Teil -- nein
Denn das ist mein Teil -- nein
Yes it's mein Teil – nein"

Dib continued his singing without noticing Gaz. "you know what? Forget it!" Gaz said and started to walk faster. Behind her Dib continued,

"Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren
Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen
Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch
auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch"

Suddenly Dib realized Gaz was gone, "weird. Where did she go?" Dib asked himself, of cause he knew she didn't like the fact that he was a big fan of Rammstein, but still….he hadn't seen her so pissed in a long time.

In the mean time, deep deep below Zim's house. In one of the main labs.

"I need a cloaking device, like the one Tak uses, some physical upgrades and a voice recorder" a dark voice said to the computer. "And why. Should I give you that?" Computer asked. "You know about the new game, the one it's impossible to download?" the dark voice asked, "God of Game slave 2?! I would give anything to play that game!!" computer nearly shouted. "You don't have to give that much, only a cloaking device, a voice recorder and some physical upgrades…then the game is yours." The dark voice answered. "Deal!" computer said, "But, may I ask what you need these things for?" "It's NONE of your concern." The dark voice said as a pair of Tanzanite eyes began to glow in the darkness.