What happens when the gundam team and preventers
decide to move in together for their missions and begin to have problems
with women, and what else...pms!!!?
"Too Many Women"
'part 1'
"The Undetectable Enemy"
~It was another day at the base (preventers) Duo and Heero are sitting in the recreation room discussing what to do about their comrads:~
DUO: *Puts his legs up on the coffee table* *Yawns* "Sooooo Hee chan"
HEERO: *grimaces* (he hates when duo calls him that) *in monatone* "What~"
DUO: *Grabs Playstation controler* "You were saying something about quatre?"
HEERO: *takes gulp of strong coffee* "I think he needs to toughen up in battle......WITHOUT GOING BESERK!!!" *Slams coffee cup down on table*
DUO: *quickly moves feet off table* "Darn.....heero, bro~~~~ Take it easy, I think reberba is doing pretty well since.....er.....umm...you know" *wispers* "The time~"
HEERO: *rolls eyes**grunts* *closes eyes*
DUO: *makes childish playing noises* *plays playstation*
~Meanwhile out of the kitchen comes a growling bellow~
ZECHS: "THATS~~~~~IT!!!!!~~~~" *comes stomping past recreation room on his way to the computer room*
(A/N yes......zechs is part of the preventers, hey its MY story, and he just happens to be my favorite character, so sue me....wait, no dont do that)
HEERO: *sweatdrops while eyes are still closed*
DUO: "Whoa....whats with 'im" *doesnt take eyes off of screen*
HEERO: *Shrugs shoulders* *opens one eye to look at duo's game* "No wonder you're so flighty in battle, you play these things all day long~" *stands up*
DUO: *Still looking at screen* "Where ya goin~" *Burps*
HEERO: "You need manners"
DUO: "I HAVE~ Manners~~~~I just dont always use 'em"
HEERO: *stares at wall* "I'll kill you..." *sweatdrops when ignored* "I'm going to find out why zechs is so p'ed off" *stomps out on duo*
~Everyone at the base was unusualy uptight, heero joins zechs in the computer room where lady une was~
LADY UNE: "Tell me again why you want to leave the preventers?" *looks at computer screen*
ZECHS: *sounding very angry* "I cant work with her any more, all she's doing is complain, if there were replacement parts for women I would have changed her's long ago, she's being a witch today" *growls* *Runs a hand through his hair*
LADY UNE: "By her" *turns from computer* "You mean noin? Damn it merquise I'v had enough of your antics...." *stands up shoving the chair loudly against the desk* "Why cant you just leave well enough alone" raises voice "MEN!!!~~~~~"
HEERO: *walks into room**sweatdrops again* "What the hell is going wrong with everyone today?"
ZECHS: "You've got me~~" *glares at une* "Comon~~~~~~ cant we be a little more rational about this~I simply dont know whats wrong with you women lately"
LADY UNE: "Rational ? you want RATIONAL......I'll give you rational" *stomps out of room*
HEERO: *Stares at zechs* "I'm getting out of here befor she comes back......" *turns to leave* "If you're smart you'll leave too"
~Little did anyone know, that a new enemy had filtered into the new base. Everyone had only been living together a couple of weeks. So they were all still settling in. Theyre new enemy was stronger than any that the boys had faced befor..........PMS, Had taken over the women.....~
TROWA: *looks up as heero comes into the warehouse of the base* "Hey heero, is something wrong"
HEERO: *Looks over his shoulder, back at base* "Something screwy is wrong in there, everyone is acting abnormaly"
TROWA: "Given the size of the building. The capacity that it is able to hold, and the amount of preventers there are. We musnt forget the other workers that come part time and the engineers that are here occasionaly. We are basicaly in tight quarters. The amount of strategic thoughts that are replaced by lack of sleep and amount of food indulged in. Our staratagies will suffer, our..........."
HEERO: *sweatdrops* (And he thought he was bad~)
TROWA: "Our bonds between alies will suffer as well. And taking into acount we now have women in our base that changes the stratagy of living as well.And the fact that when the female sex of the human species are together time begins to blend for their internal clocks.And takeing in the sheer velocity that time goes by between orders and since we've come to stay here.All rounds down to the point that it must be........." *Scratches head* *looks confused at the wrench in his hand*
HEERO: *Drops anime style* *stares at trowa* "Must be ....must be what?"
TROWA: *Drops wrench on toe* "Ohh....my memory~~~" *Looks at base* "Must be....that time of the month, or...PMS"
HEERO: (he doesnt know what those things are) "What time of the month???....is there some mission I should know about?"
RELENA: *comes running up the hill next to the base* "HEEROOOOOOOO!!!!!!I'm right over here so come and help meeeeeeee"
TROWA: "I think you'll find out soon enough" *closes the tool box* *looks scared* "I learned from expirience" *hears catherine call for him**looks very scared* "You'll see" *does circus flip out the door and disapears*
HEERO: "~mission accepted~" (doesnt know why even he is acting screwy)*watched with horror as relena comes up to building*
RELENA: "There you are heero, heero, I'v found you. I'm so glad, but I cant have you killing me, not today" *frowns* *Clutches purse to shoulder*
HEERO: "Uhhohh" *yelps as relena grabs him by the arm* (he's worried, because she's never denied him killing her befor, but he's never lived in the same houshold with her either)
(A/N Yes, relena is in the same houshould this time too... again, only for effect of the story)
RELENA: "I want you to do something for me and dorothy" *grabs stomach*
HEERO: *now looking veryyyy scared* (They area lll scared of dorothy) "What did trowa get me into.....I dont know what is happening, what kind of screwed up mission is this.....PMS...what is this thing that is effecting the women, like they need help being witches~~~~
~What will happen to the g-boys, are the others fine, who is this new enemy..PMS.. effecting? Find out in the next chapter...'strength of woman is reduced to a plea'~
~end part 1~
decide to move in together for their missions and begin to have problems
with women, and what else...pms!!!?
"Too Many Women"
'part 1'
"The Undetectable Enemy"
~It was another day at the base (preventers) Duo and Heero are sitting in the recreation room discussing what to do about their comrads:~
DUO: *Puts his legs up on the coffee table* *Yawns* "Sooooo Hee chan"
HEERO: *grimaces* (he hates when duo calls him that) *in monatone* "What~"
DUO: *Grabs Playstation controler* "You were saying something about quatre?"
HEERO: *takes gulp of strong coffee* "I think he needs to toughen up in battle......WITHOUT GOING BESERK!!!" *Slams coffee cup down on table*
DUO: *quickly moves feet off table* "Darn.....heero, bro~~~~ Take it easy, I think reberba is doing pretty well since.....er.....umm...you know" *wispers* "The time~"
HEERO: *rolls eyes**grunts* *closes eyes*
DUO: *makes childish playing noises* *plays playstation*
~Meanwhile out of the kitchen comes a growling bellow~
ZECHS: "THATS~~~~~IT!!!!!~~~~" *comes stomping past recreation room on his way to the computer room*
(A/N yes......zechs is part of the preventers, hey its MY story, and he just happens to be my favorite character, so sue me....wait, no dont do that)
HEERO: *sweatdrops while eyes are still closed*
DUO: "Whoa....whats with 'im" *doesnt take eyes off of screen*
HEERO: *Shrugs shoulders* *opens one eye to look at duo's game* "No wonder you're so flighty in battle, you play these things all day long~" *stands up*
DUO: *Still looking at screen* "Where ya goin~" *Burps*
HEERO: "You need manners"
DUO: "I HAVE~ Manners~~~~I just dont always use 'em"
HEERO: *stares at wall* "I'll kill you..." *sweatdrops when ignored* "I'm going to find out why zechs is so p'ed off" *stomps out on duo*
~Everyone at the base was unusualy uptight, heero joins zechs in the computer room where lady une was~
LADY UNE: "Tell me again why you want to leave the preventers?" *looks at computer screen*
ZECHS: *sounding very angry* "I cant work with her any more, all she's doing is complain, if there were replacement parts for women I would have changed her's long ago, she's being a witch today" *growls* *Runs a hand through his hair*
LADY UNE: "By her" *turns from computer* "You mean noin? Damn it merquise I'v had enough of your antics...." *stands up shoving the chair loudly against the desk* "Why cant you just leave well enough alone" raises voice "MEN!!!~~~~~"
HEERO: *walks into room**sweatdrops again* "What the hell is going wrong with everyone today?"
ZECHS: "You've got me~~" *glares at une* "Comon~~~~~~ cant we be a little more rational about this~I simply dont know whats wrong with you women lately"
LADY UNE: "Rational ? you want RATIONAL......I'll give you rational" *stomps out of room*
HEERO: *Stares at zechs* "I'm getting out of here befor she comes back......" *turns to leave* "If you're smart you'll leave too"
~Little did anyone know, that a new enemy had filtered into the new base. Everyone had only been living together a couple of weeks. So they were all still settling in. Theyre new enemy was stronger than any that the boys had faced befor..........PMS, Had taken over the women.....~
TROWA: *looks up as heero comes into the warehouse of the base* "Hey heero, is something wrong"
HEERO: *Looks over his shoulder, back at base* "Something screwy is wrong in there, everyone is acting abnormaly"
TROWA: "Given the size of the building. The capacity that it is able to hold, and the amount of preventers there are. We musnt forget the other workers that come part time and the engineers that are here occasionaly. We are basicaly in tight quarters. The amount of strategic thoughts that are replaced by lack of sleep and amount of food indulged in. Our staratagies will suffer, our..........."
HEERO: *sweatdrops* (And he thought he was bad~)
TROWA: "Our bonds between alies will suffer as well. And taking into acount we now have women in our base that changes the stratagy of living as well.And the fact that when the female sex of the human species are together time begins to blend for their internal clocks.And takeing in the sheer velocity that time goes by between orders and since we've come to stay here.All rounds down to the point that it must be........." *Scratches head* *looks confused at the wrench in his hand*
HEERO: *Drops anime style* *stares at trowa* "Must be ....must be what?"
TROWA: *Drops wrench on toe* "Ohh....my memory~~~" *Looks at base* "Must be....that time of the month, or...PMS"
HEERO: (he doesnt know what those things are) "What time of the month???....is there some mission I should know about?"
RELENA: *comes running up the hill next to the base* "HEEROOOOOOOO!!!!!!I'm right over here so come and help meeeeeeee"
TROWA: "I think you'll find out soon enough" *closes the tool box* *looks scared* "I learned from expirience" *hears catherine call for him**looks very scared* "You'll see" *does circus flip out the door and disapears*
HEERO: "~mission accepted~" (doesnt know why even he is acting screwy)*watched with horror as relena comes up to building*
RELENA: "There you are heero, heero, I'v found you. I'm so glad, but I cant have you killing me, not today" *frowns* *Clutches purse to shoulder*
HEERO: "Uhhohh" *yelps as relena grabs him by the arm* (he's worried, because she's never denied him killing her befor, but he's never lived in the same houshold with her either)
(A/N Yes, relena is in the same houshould this time too... again, only for effect of the story)
RELENA: "I want you to do something for me and dorothy" *grabs stomach*
HEERO: *now looking veryyyy scared* (They area lll scared of dorothy) "What did trowa get me into.....I dont know what is happening, what kind of screwed up mission is this.....PMS...what is this thing that is effecting the women, like they need help being witches~~~~
~What will happen to the g-boys, are the others fine, who is this new enemy..PMS.. effecting? Find out in the next chapter...'strength of woman is reduced to a plea'~
~end part 1~