GnO presents:
A Vadium Incorprenada production:
Doctor Who and the Girl Wonder:
Chapter one:
An Untimely and Ultimately Unforeseen Meeting
It was Christmas day, it was raining a frozen sort of snow, a kind that showed how cold it was, the Doctor, getting used to his new hand, was sitting alone on a frigid park bench in the middle of Bengal. The townspeople were running to and fro. The Doctor nursed his hand as he watched the people go about their meaningful lives, this is why the Doctor kept fighting time and time again for a seemingly ignorant, racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, idiotic, misogynistic, stupid, meaningless race of humans, because they celebrated Christmas. But, there is one thing that the Doctor always wanted. Something that seemingly everyone else on Earth got… True love… and this Christmas he was more and more depressed. Because everyone he loved had left him. To be with their families, and friends. All the Doctor wanted was someone as clever as him, as smart, as beautiful as him. And he knew, that no woman on Earth could ever amount to that. That is… until he saw this girl walking confidently without a Burqa. The men around her seemed to shrink in their stature as she stared them down, seemingly daring them to say anything about her lack of so called decency. The Doctor being progressive in his views of humanity knew that she was the future of females. One that did not even need a man.
"Now there's a girl." He stated under his breath.
The Doctor stood up and turned around to watch as this beautiful girl who was wearing blue short shorts, a maroon halter top, black stilettos and maroon fishnets. The Doctor walked forward, craning his neck to try to get a better look at this girl. The Doctor had seen many beautiful girls in his almost millennium long life time. But this one was different. She oozed confidence. And grace.
The unknown girl rounded the corner stepping over puddles and pot holes like a well-choreographed dance. The people around her avoided her eyes at all costs and the children cried. The doctor, stumbling over himself, fell over the metal park bench and face planted into snow. He quickly shot up and ran after the girl. She turned a corner and the doctor followed after. The cobblestone roads were loud with the sound of other people going about their day.
The Doctor peaked around the corner to see where this girl had gone. And despite his best efforts he didn't see her in the sea of people. With a grunt of frustration he ran back to the park and vaulted over the metal bench.
"Oh now, where did I park the Tardis?" at this he spun around a few times when he finally remembered.
"oh yes!" he shouted as he ran over to a near by tool shed and threw the doors open as quickly as he could. The old metal hinges failed and the door fell off into the mud. A few people around him looked up and he simply raised his hand.
"hello there, I'm just here to… check the tools." the people weren't even listening and simply kept walking.
"alright. Good talk." At this he waved again and opened the Tardis and flew across the controls until the Tardis wheezed to life.
"alright girl! Behave for me today. There is a girl I want to talk too. She went…. Uh…" at this the doctor turned around a few times and pointed.
"that way!?" he shouted.
The tool shed exploded when the Tardis rocketed up into the sky. Debris flew in every direction. No one noticed.
The Doctor put the Tardis on autopilot and ran to the door and opened them to look outside. He got onto his stomach and poked his head out the door so he could see the streets below. The snow was passing under him in a flurry. He could see the people below walking along the roads and the houses passed underneath him like a river of shacks. The smoke from the chimneys wafted into the Tardis filling it with the smell of wood burning.
The Doctors head flew side to side scanning for that girl.
"There! There she is! Quick, follow her." The doctor spotted her figure amongst the crowds. He shot up and ran back into the Tardis and excitedly pushed levers and turned buttons.
The day had passed, the girl had gone about her normal day. And the Doctor had searched for an opportunity to talk to this girl. Finally, she was alone in a small courtyard of an abandoned hospital. Eating a bagged lunch of caviar. The doctor landed the Tardis out of view and slowly snuck his way over to the courtyard. Through a broken window he saw her sitting on an old collapsed statue of a man. The identity of the statue was un-discernable at the moment. The doctor slowly lowered his head under the window to be out of sight and made his was as silently as possible over to the main entrance. He stood up straight, dusted off his clothes and rounded the corner trying to be as confident as possible. He swaged his way into the courtyard. He looked around, but despite just seeing her just a few moments ago she seemed to have disappeared.
"odd, she was just here." At this he was clubbed in the back of the head and fell to the ground in pain.
"oww! Why did you do that." He turned his head to see his attacker only to see the girl he had been looking for standing over him with small club in her hand. She lazily held it at her side.
"ah so you were following me. Creep." At this she kicked him in the ribs.
"no, I wasn't following you, I just wanted to talk to you." The Doctor mewled.
"oh really? Following me in a flying machine huh? Well I am not as stupid as the rest of the people here. I noticed and don't think I didn't. I lead you here so I could rid the world of another creep. So what are you huh? Government attack dog gone rouge? Did you steal some fancy tech from uncle Sam? No, not the Government, the Government would never let an idiot like you pilot something advanced. Not paranormal either, you bleed just like any other man. So what, you must be alien then.." at this she placed her finger on her chin as if to think.
"okay space man, I'll give you a chance to explain yourself." She barked.
The Doctor was stunned this girl was very clever. And beautiful.
"wait just tell me your name and I will tell you anything you want to know" the Doctor was struggling to speak from her intimidating presence.
All the Doctor heard was a sigh
"wow, you followed me all day and you didn't learn my name? now I am offended. My name is Britney Claire Chastity, also known as your worst nightmare creep."
And then he was knocked out in one blow.
FIN