CULLEN KARAOKE

An innocent game of karaoke turns into a battle of the songs….

BPOV

Alice came bouncing down the stairs excitedly. I was wondering how she could be so hyper at 10:00pm on a Friday.

But then I realized that of course she was a vampire, she doesn't get tired… duh!!

"im bored so we're gonna do some karaoke!! Okay? OKAY!!!" she told us so qickly I barely cought it.

Before anyone could object she already had all the stuff set up and was pushing emmet up to sing.

Emmet didn't seem to have any objection to this. He walked willingly up with a huge grin on his face.

"wait" I interrupted. " I m making a rule that all you guys have to imitate the singers actual voice. No singing with your amazing voices that would only make me feel worse about mine…" I stated, but then added quickly, " not that im gonna sing or anything!!"

"pssh! Of course your gonna sing Bella!! That's the whole reason im doing this so willingly. I want to get everyone out of the way so you can sing." Emmet grinned at me evilly .

I groaned and slouched down in my seat next to Edward.

"you have an amazing voice Bella" Edward told me quietly as he kissed the top of my head.

I just snorted and prepared to listen to Emmet sing.

He browsed through song after song looking for a good one. ( AN: I have no clue how karaoke works so if I get this wrong that's why)

" HELLO WISCONSIN!!!!! I. AM. EMMET!!!!!" he boomed into the microphone, making it screech horribly. There was a collective wince in the room as it reached our ears.

" Emmet dear? We live in Forks, Washington. That's nowhere near Wisconsin" esme said quietly in that motherly voice of hers.

Emmet continued to yell over the microphone, " I KNOW, BUT I LIKE WISCONSIN BETTER!!! SO PLEASE JUST LET ME SING MY SONG!!!"

Esme raised her eyebrows at him in an extraordinarily scary expression. " Excuse me?"

" i… um.. mean… PLEASE!!!" he corrected himself and smiled at his 'mother'.

Then without further ado he played his song. I recognized Headstrong by Trapt blaring through the speakers. How I knew a song like THAT I do not know.

Circling your, circling your, circling your head,
Contemplating everything you ever said
Now I see the truth, I got doubt
A different motive in your eyes and now I'm out
See you later
I see your fantasy, You want to make it a reality paved in gold
See inside, Inside of our heads (yeah)
Well now that's over
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide

Back off I'll take you on!!
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Headstrong we're Headstrong
Back off I'll take you on
Headstrong to take on anyone
I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong
I can't give everything away
I won't give everything away

you know the more I think of it the more I can see this as Emmet's theme song....

He continued on for the whole song and by the end i think i was just about deaf, I swear my ears were bleeding. but then again no one was trying to kill me so maybe they weren't .

Alice made Rose go up next. She was a little more reluctant than Emmet was.

She searched for a song for about 8 mintues. How long does it take?!

She FINALLY found one and pressed play. And what I heard made the whole rooms' mouths drop open.

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"..............

Wow you would think Rose would have a bit more class than that. The room was mostly silent excecpt for EMmmet hooting and 'whooo-ing'.

Rosalie blew him a kiss and walked off the "stage".

"Alright" Alice muttered breaking the awkward silence, " on that disturbing note, Jasper!! Its your turn!!"

Alice shoved him up to the front, him grumbling the whole way, and forced him to sing. With a sigh, Jasper began looking through the song choices.