"You have 30 minutes to write this paper." Said Crowler as he handed out the looseleaf to "everyone on the exponetial physical and spiritual qualities in relation to card games and their role within your soul."
Jaden leaned over to Syrus. "What did he say lil buddy?"
"Idk man I'm high as fuck" said Syrus twiddling his nipples and squirming in his seat. Jaden leaned over to the other side.
"Yo badass bastion you know what to do right."
"I certainly do." Said bastion, smiling at Jaden. He stood up and walked to the back of the class where Alexis was, bitch slapped her to the floor, made out with her and started dragging her away by the hair amid screams of terror.
Jaden looked concerned and looked at the boy behind him and yelled.
"CHAZZ WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" He said. Chazz grabbed Jaden's shoulder and panted hard.
"Turn back around, I was beating the little princeton to that sweet ass of yours." He said, jacking off furiously.
Scared, Jaden turned back around and looked ahead. No one was there, goddamnit he was on his own.
He sat there for 5 minutes chewing his pencil and then got up, throwing the pencil behind him and jabbing Chazz in the eye. He clambered up upon the desk and pulled down his pants, squanting patiently. Afrter a few moments he began grunting and heaving. Soon jadens asshole opened up to welcome the passage of a turd that pushed out of his colon and began sinking onto the pper, with another push Jaden gasped at the log was out steaming like freshly baked bread.
Jaden pulled up his pants and carefully brought the paper to . "lol ok Jaden great A+++++++++++ you are now slif-ra-belisk purple, congratulations.'"
Jaden screamed in victory picked up Syrus and made out with him and then squeezed all the shit out of him onto crowlers face so they could have hot anal sex with no lube in the middle of the duel arena for the next 50 years.