yo my nigga bastion was walking down the street when he came up to me and said. "Yo Jaden dawg you know u my my nigga, see I got this hoe I like but I don't know how to tell her."
so I put my gun down since I was using my bitch Chazz for target practice in his asshole and said "Now listen here Bastion, you go over there and you tell that bitch that you got the biggest dick and then fuck her like its true my nigga.
bastion nodded. "thanks my nigga" he said and then walked away.
then later my niglet Syrus came up to me talking bout. "Yo Jaden I know you my nigga and all but shit u think bastion gonna get Alexis? that bitch be classy" and I took that little faggot by the neck and said. "listen you cock puppet I thought I told you that your lips should only move around my dick now get suckin"
so anyway what happen was my nigga bastion walked up to alexis like a goddamn cracka and didn't take none of my advise, fucking pussy nugget. he was talking shit bout how he love her and alexis ain't having any of that bullshit she was all like "uh uh I know you isn't trying to come up to me and front about how you wanna be with me and shit, nigga you must be buggin you bum ass basic fuck."
so my nigga bastion was upset and he took that hoe by the throat and said."listen hoe my nigga told me to do this but shit I guesses he b right" and he started slaming his booty hole into alexis's mouth and from then on alexis was bastions bottom bitch and they got married in toronto and had many very ugly children.
a single manly tear fell from my eye "that's my nigga."