Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note , if i did , there would be lots of gayness
Mello gasped as he felt a small body hugging him from behind and whispering in his ear "good morning, Melly" in monotone voice,
"Near..?"Mello said, in a very shocked voice "what the hell are you doing in my bed? And why are freakin' hugging me?" he added, annoyed
"So you're saying that you don't remember what happened last night?" the albino asked, sounding disappointed
"W-w- what happened last night" Mello asked again, with a priceless WTF face
"We had sexual relations, and I have to admit I had a very good time" he said with a grin, when he noticed the blonde's shocked face, he added " are you saying you didn't enjoy it ?"
Mello was still shocked, but he managed to shout "Hell no I didn't, and I would never sleep with you, you little sheep"
"Baby, please try to control your morning temper tantrums, also, I really would appreciate if you don't make fun of the size of my penis"
"w-what did you just call me? And who talked about you penis, ew , even thinking about it is just so gross" and he wrinkled his nose in disgust
"I called you baby, you never seemed to mind, and you called me a little sheep, I was quite offended by your statement" the albino said, seeming a little hurt
Mello chose to ignore the last statement , but he swore he saw red , when Near wrapped his small arms around him , and rested head on Mello's chest , then sighed
"Near. Get. Off. Me!" the blond said, between gritted teeth
"But you're so warm and comfy" Near whispered into Mello's chest
"Get of me if you want to stay alive" the chocoholic hissed
"But I love you, and I never want to be away from you!" Near said in a very dramatic voice
Then Mello felt a slap on his right cheek
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Matt was staring at his boyfriend with watery eyes
"Oh, so it was just a dream" Mello said, in relief
"Why were you dreaming about Near? Did you have a wet dream about him?" the redhead asked, then he added "are you cheating on me with him?" before getting up and leaving the room .
After that, Mello was asking himself two questions: when did Matt get so dramatic? And how can Near manage to give him troubles, in dreams and reality? That stupid albino sheep!
(A\N) : I didn't know if the pairing should be NxM or MxM , if you think I should change it , please tell me , and pweaase review *puppy eyes*