Fang's POV
I'm in the hospital. Yes, again.
I'm bloody beyond belief, have stitches in my forehead, and a cracked rib. Wonder who gave me all these wounds? Yup, you guessed it.
Max. I'll tell you how this all happened in a (insert dramatic pause) flashback. (Fang looks up into a random corner and his eyes go big)
(While Fang is looking stupid and is oblivious to the world a nurse walks in. She took one look at Fang then walked out.)
"Of course I'm the one who ends up with the wack-job. I should have taken that job offer at Burger King," the nurse grumbled.