this chapter is very bland it's basically just an introduction im hoping to get the next one up soon. please review and no flames.


"Ok everyone, sit down sorry I'm late."

McGonagall walked into the classroom carrying a big, cardboard box with a bunch of vials in it. She walked up to the front of the room and set it down. She turned around and clasped her hands together in front of her. As she surveyed the room the students noticed she had a slightly evil glint in her eyes.

"You lot are in for a surprise. Professor Dumbledore asked that we do this project first."

"Why?"

"He's the headmaster, he has his reasons. Anyway, the project we're going to do is The Baby Project."

All the girls in the class squealed in unison, while the boys groaned obnoxiously. Health class was hated by most, but all the girls had looked forward to it. The class was taught by the heads of house, and was taught to both 6th and 7th years in the same class.
Harry turned to look at Ron, and they exchanged worried and slightly ill expressions.

"The pairs will be as follows: Ronald and Hermione, Harry and Ginny, Parvati and Dean, Lavender and Seamus . . ." She continued to rattle off a list of partners while those who already had theirs whispered amongst themselves.

"Good luck Seamus, you too Dean you got the annoying ones. HA!" Ron said obnoxiously.

"Yeah, Ron we all knew you would be happy at being paired with Hermione, it's widely know that you're madly in love with her." Ron flushed brightly as Harry, Dean, and Seamus smirked.

"Ok, so when I call your name you and your partner will come up and get a vial. Each vial has a potion in it that will create a baby. To make the baby you-"

"UM, Professor? No offense, but we already know about the birds and the bees. We know how babies are made." The class erupted with laughter as Seamus looked around proudly.

"SILENCE! Mr. Finnegan, you have detention. As I was saying, to make the baby, you will both put a small lock of hair into the vial. The baby will then appear. Now, Mr. Weasley and Ms. Granger would come get your 'child'?"

Ron and Hermione walked up to the front, Ron looking like Voldemort was at the end, and Hermione looking as if she had just won the lottery. Professor McGonagall handed the vial to Hermione. As they turned around to go back to their seats, McGonagall cleared her throat.

"I would like you to do it up here please. To show what will happen?"

Hermione beamed and uncorked the vial. She gently pulled out a few strands of her hair, then, as Ron seemed reluctant to rip out his own hair, she tugged on his fringe until some hair came out. He winced and rubbed his hairline as Hermione tossed the hair into the vial. A few moments later there was a small POP, and a POOF as a cloud of pink smoke appeared. When the smoke cleared, a tiny, pink, little baby girl sat on the table, waving her little arms. Ron and the rest of the boys covered their eyes, as the baby was completely starkers. The little girl emitted a small squeal as Hermione dressed her in a nappy and pink baby grow. Then she tugged on Ron's sleeve.

"Ron, open your eyes, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE! What should we name her?"

"Arianna." Ron said without hesitation. Hermione shrugged and agreed as McGonagall wrote it down. She called the rest of them up and they took the vial back to there seats.

"Now, before you begin, you must know not everyone will get only one baby, depending on what the mother's fertility is you might get one, maybe two, and, rarely, triplets." Harry groaned inwardly, he knew that with Ginny's background and the amount of people in her family he was bound to get more than one kid.

"Now begin."

Harry winced as he pulled some hair from his head and tossed it in the vial. He watched as Ginny did the same. Suddenly the room was filled with POOFS and POPS and pink and blue smoke as butt naked babies appeared on the tables. To his left Harry saw a puff of purple smoke and laughed at Deans face as twins (a boy and a girl) appeared on the table. Dean glared at him, and stuck his tongue out at him. Harry turned to face his vial just there was a rather loud POP and poof as a cloud of blueish purple smoke swiped across the table. He paled immediately. When the smoke cleared Harry's face paled even more and almost fainted. In front of him and Ginny were triplets. Two boys and a girl. Ginny was positively glowing. The whole class was watching them.

"Oh Harry look! Triplets! What should we name them!?" Harry snapped out of it and thought for a moment before answering.

" I like Eleanor for a girl and Carter for a boy."

"Me too, how about Taylor for the other boy? Little Leah, Carter, and Taylor."

"Ok. I like that."


I changed hunter's name to carter, so dont get confused. reviews are welcome!