Note: I apologize to any Yami fans that are insulted by this. Go whine to someone else- I mean you can believe whatever you want just respect my opinions 8D

Now that that is out of the way, hi! 8D I'm writing a series of oneshots completely dedicated to underrated and under-loved pairings. On DevArt many people have requested pairings that they feel need more attention! But I don't want to leave the fanfiction. net world hanging! So if you have a request for any pairing that is not crazy popular let me know! Though I do ask that you give me a little scenario or hint as to what you would like to read them doing. You don't have to, it just makes things a little easier for me XD

Yami: Why am I always a victim in your fics?

Because I don't like you. It's very simple

Yami: -_- right

Stop whining and do the damn disclaimer already

Yami: Fine XP Fluffy no Danna does not own Yugioh or me… thank Ra for that

Hehe you best count your lucky stars that I don't own you Yami! Now below is the information for this chapter's oneshot. Enjoy my lovelies, enjoy!

Pairing(s): One-sided Fragileshipping (Yami Yugi x Ryou Bakura) Tendershipping (Ryou Bakura x Yami Bakura)
Rating: T
Summary: Yami is simply perfect. His life is amazing, he can do no wrong, and everyone loves him... except a certain Ryou Bakura. Ryou is perfection but he loves Bakura, Yami's mortal foe. How can Yami correct this wrong? And what will he do if Bakura catches on to his plans?

Yami, the King of Games, savior of the world, spirit of an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh from the distant past, and keeper of the Sennen Puzzle has a more than gifted life.

Being the Spirit of a three thousand year old Pharaoh- now with his own body- has always given him an advantage. He is the good guy, the hero, and always triumphs over evil. No matter whom the villain is or how powerful they are, Yami always comes out as the victor. No one can defeat Yami, for no one stands a chance.

Yami always wins

If he gets defeated, Yami will only try again until he succeeds. In the end, he always wins, always.

Too many, Yami is a hero and to others, he is downright sexy. Men and women alike try desperately to gain his attention, but all have failed. Even Anzu has failed in winning Yami's heart. Not for a lack of trying mind you, no she failed for a completely different reason. There is only one person who has captured Yami's interest.

Ryou Bakura

Yes, it's true; the beautiful Ryou has unknowingly captured the former Pharaoh's heart with his porcelain hands. Long, flowing hair, as white as the purest snow, frames his angelic face. Dark brown eyes, eyes that peer into one's very soul, contrasts perfectly against milky skin. Everything about Ryou just screams perfection. He's an angel fallen from heaven and Yami wants him.

Oh does Yami want him! The King of Games desperately wishes to have Ryou all to himself. To hold and cherish Ryou until their final days on Earth is a dream he has many a night. Yami desires nothing more than to caress that smooth, flawless skin. He would kiss those perfect rose petal lips, just to taste him. The thought of Ryou, so pure and innocent, withering and moaning beneath him, nothing could b more erotic for the Egyptian spirit.

Now one would assume that being the amazing and handsome man that he is, Yami would have no issue with his attempts to court Ryou. Unfortunately, for him one individual stands in his way…

Bakura

That damn tomb robber is the only obstacle in Yami's path. Bakura has always stood in Yami's way, detouring him from his goal. This can be traced back to three thousand years ago in ancient Egypt up to modern times today. Yami is usually victorious when facing the spirit of the ring but this time Bakura has an ace up his sleeve. An ace that even Yami himself cannot defeat.

Ryou loves Bakura

Yami was devastated the day he found out that Ryou loved another- the blasted thief no less! Knowing that Ryou would never return his affections stung, but even worse is knowing that his angel is happily giving himself to Yami's sworn enemy… it feels as if the sharpest of blades is repeatedly stabbing at his fragile heart.

Losing is something Yami knows nothing about. He always wins, always! How could he give up now? No, he will keep trying to show Ryou why he is the better choice than a no good thief. But… how?

While thinking over his next plan to woo the cherub, Yami hears the doorbell ring. Remembering that Yugi went out to help Gramps with some errands, Yami stands up. Another ring from the doorbell plays as Yami makes his way closer towards the front door. Looking through the peephole, the sight that greets him causes Yami to scowl.

"What is it Tomb Robber?" Yami asks, opening the door to reveal the Ryou-snatching male himself.

Bakura smirks in response, making Yami wish to punch the smug expression off his pale face. "Is that any way to greet a guest?"

The cocky tone only causes Yami's scowl to deepen, as his violet eyes narrow. "It wouldn't be if I was speaking to a guest, but I am not. I am merely talking to a lowly grave robber."

Placing a hand over his heart, Bakura dramatically falls back. "Your words wound me Pharaoh, but as a lowly grave robber I have a request with his haughty ruler, if he doesn't mind of course."

The way Bakura's face instantly sharpens into a serious expression causes Yami to stare suspiciously. Taking a moment to think it over, Yami steps to the side to grant Bakura access.

"Make it quick." He mumbles bitterly.

Quickly stepping inside, Bakura silently scans his surroundings, noticing that they appeared to be alone. Yami clears his throat, causing Bakura to turn around and return his focus.

"So what is it that you need?"

Bakura crosses his arms and stands tall, his crimson eyes glaring right through Yami. "What I need, Pharaoh is for you to back off from Ryou."

Narrow violet eyes widen before quickly averting to the side. "I don't know what you are talking about."

Yami jumps when he suddenly feels Bakura grab his collar forcefully. When had he gotten so close? Those blood red eyes stare darkly at Yami, worrying the former Pharaoh slightly. "Cut the shit Pharaoh, we both know that you're attracted to my Ryou," he growls before continuing. "This wouldn't be a problem if you weren't so keen on trying to take him from me."

Bakura carelessly drops Yami, earning a very outraged expression from the egotistical male. Yami huffs indignantly before proudly standing back up. His eyes narrow into a glare as he stands tall and proud even if he is quite short in comparison to Bakura.

"Maybe I just feel that Ryou deserves better." The cats out of the bag anyways, so there is no point in hiding his feelings now.

A loud scoff is Bakura's response. "Oh how could I not realise that only a Pharaoh from the past is the only one Ryou deserves," He glares placing a hand on his hip. "Wake up and see reality, you may have been a pharaoh in the past but that means NOTHING now. Ryou deserves whoever he wants, and that just happens to be me."

"Ryou is good and pure and innocent, he deserves better than a no good thief. I doubt that you even love him at all. Not as much as I do at least."

Apparently that was the wrong thing to say, for the next flash Bakura is pinning Yami to the wall, a knife in hand and positioned right against Yami's neck. How long did he have that knife? A low growl escapes past Bakura's lips, a murderous glare shinning beneath his crimson irises.

"Don't you dare say you know more about Ryou than me, if I love him or not is none of your concern but I can promise you that I love him more than you ever could," He tightens his grip on Yami, pressing the blade slightly closer to Yami's neck. "You know nothing about Ryou."

Yami glares down at the tomb robber, obviously insulted by his doubts. "I know that I love him!"

Bakura's scowl turns up into a dark smirk, his eyes glistening with madness. "Do you? Do you honestly believe that you love him?" he chuckles dryly. "Where were you when he woke up screaming from nightmares since he was young? Where were you when he realised that his father was never coming back for him? Or when he truly felt that everyone would only end up leaving him? Where were you when he was being bullied for looking so different?

"Nowhere, you were nowhere, that was all me. I stayed up late with him after every nightmare, promising to kill any monster that dare get near him. I was the one to tell him that his father didn't deserve to have him as a son, that his father was missing out and will regret his mistakes. I promised to never ever leave him. When I was banished, I always came back. And those bullies… well I think you know what I would do to anyone who dare hurt my host…"

His smirk broadens as Yami looks down, for once truly at a loss of words. "You know what you were to Ryou for a long while Pharaoh?" Yami's head instantly snaps up, his eyes wide with caution and a bit of hope. "You were the man that kept taking me away from him. To Ryou you were the very reason I had to leave, why I had to lose myself to Zorc. Oh yes he was very annoyed with you Pharaoh."

Yami's eyes widen at this new information, instantly looking down with guilt, not for hurting Bakura but for hurting Ryou. Bakura chuckles darkly before leaning closer towards the saddened Pharaoh. His hot breath ghosts across Yami's ear, causing the shorter male to flinch.

"Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take him?" Bakura whispers into Yami's ear, obviously enjoying the Pharaoh's discomfort.

"It truly is a delicious sight. Such smooth, silky skin glistening with sweat as your hands run along his exposed flesh. Cheeks flush from embarrassment and desire, so warm and adorable," his smirk is clear to Yami as the latter tries to block out oncoming mental images. "Those dark doe brown eyes drowned with pure lust, staring up at you as if you were the only one who matters…"

"S-stop!" Yami breathes out his breath hitching in his throat.

"Oh but there's more Pharaoh, so much more," Bakura hisses quietly. "The way his body twists and arches at even the gentlest of touches is truly delightful. Almost sinful in a way…"

Yami snaps his eyes shut, but that only makes the images that more clear and enticing. "W-why are you telling me this?"

Bakura grins, caressing Yami's face with the cold blade of his knife. Yami shivers at the sensation, desperate as to not move in fear of being cut by the sharp blade. "I want you to savor this image Yami, enjoy it as much as you can because you will never be able to experience the real thing, not in this life time or any," he steps back while bringing the knife to his lips, licking off a few drops of Yami's blood. "Ryou is mine no matter how hard you try, no matter how hard you dream, this is one game that you cannot win."

Yami instantly clutches at his neck, now noticing the small cut that stings from where the blade just hit. He falls to his knees, the realization of his defeat crashing on him much harder than he was prepared for. Bakura walks past the fallen king and heads for the door. Upon his leave he looks back, giving Yami one last pitiful glance.

"You lose Pharaoh, you lose."

Well there you have it, the requested one-sided Fragileshipping 8D Again you have no idea how much I loved writing this X3 Remember, if you have an underrated pairing that you think needs some love tell me in a review and I'll get cracking on it! Next in line is Casteshipping, so keep an eye out for it 8D

I will say again, I'll write any underappreciated pairing your furry little heart desires! (except Grandpa x Anyone or Pegasus x Anyone, I don't think I'd be able to…) Bye!