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TARGET: ZORO

THREAT LEVEL: 3/5 STARS

As 'normal' as the day can get, what will the idiotic captain, Luffy, do for fun?

"Oi! Usopp, do you have anything that can remove glue?" asked Luffy as he entered Usopp's factory.

"Of course, I made one myself. I call it 'Usopp's Amazing Glue Remover'! Why do you need it?" Usopp asked back.

"I was gonna use it to remove super glue," Luffy simply answered.

"What did you glue?"

"I didn't do anything. I was going to glue something together and if I mess up, I can always remove it."

"Alright, here you go." Usopp tossed his glue remover to Luffy before saying, "Make sure you bring it back when you're done. And don't go crazy with glue, you hear me?"

Luffy left Usopp's factory before he could finish talking. Usopp wishes Luffy would not do crazy things...again.

Luffy walked on the grass deck and headed towards his next destination, the crow's nest. Luffy made easier to get there by stretching his arm all the way to the crow's nest and flung himself there. As Luffy got there, he made sure he doesn't make loud sounds to wake up the swordsman.

"Shishishi! This is going to be fun," Luffy said excitely to himself.

Luffy carefully and quietly walked to Zoro with him waking up. Once there, Luffy carefully and slowly removed Zoro's swords a few inches from their scabards, one-by-one. Though Zoro may have moved a bit in his sleep, Luffy successfully glued the round edges of the opened scabards and glue them and swords together. Luffy walked off and jumped down the from the crow's nest.

"Shishishi! It's almost and I can't wait!" Luffy excited talked to himself again.

30 minutes later...

"Nami-swan, Robin-chwan, I prepared dinner for you!" Sanji called out to girls in his love cook mode. "Oi! You bastards come and get your food!" Sanji yelled at the guys like he doesn't care, he really doesn't.

"Oh. Made some of your crappy food, eh, love cook?" Zoro insulted Sanji.

"You want to see and find out if it does, moss head?!" Sanji was ready to fight.

"Bring it on!" Zoro shouted as Sanji charged after him.

"Why do they have to fight, especially before dinner?" Nami asked herself that as she is tired of making them stop.

Everyone saw the two rivals duke it out again, but Luffy couldn't help himself but try to keep his laughter in. Zoro tried to pull out his swords, but none of them would budge.

"What the hell?!" Zoro is still trying to take out .his swords out of his scabards. "Why aren't they coming out?!"

It was already too late, Sanji finally beat the crap out of Zoro. "How'd you like that, damn marimo!" Sanji smirked at his first victory.

"Dammit..." Zoro said lying on the grass deck.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was funny!" Luffy laughed.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?!" Zoro yelled with white eyes and sharp teeth.

"I'm laughing because I glued your swords inside their sheathes," said Luffy as he calmed down from laughing, then he laughed again. "I pranked you Zoro!"

"You bastard! Don't you realise I lost to that damn shitty cook!?"

"I guess I should be glad you did this, it was nice beating that directionless dumbass."

"I swear I'll kill you!"

"Here you go Zoro, use it to remove the glue from your swords." Luffy threw the 'glue remover' at Zoro.

Zoro caught it and applied the 'glue remover' on his swords. What Zoro failed to realise is that he applied super glue on his and swords. Now the whole crew started laughing.

"I got you again, Zoro!" Luffy countinued laughing again.

"You really are a dumbass, idiot!" Sanji laughed.

Chopper, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Franky, and Brook were laughing at Zoro's stupidity.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Luffy applied the real glue remover on Zoro's hands and swords, before leaving to kitchen and eat. After that, run away from a pissed off Zoro.

TO BE CONTINUED

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