Hi everyone! This is my first ASoIaF fanfic, and I hope you enjoy it. Yes, this is a fanfic. The Others will discover this list when it is completed (not really, but in the fanfic). I noticed that a lot of other fandoms had "ways to annoy the characters" lists, but ASoIaF didn't. Now it will! I am allowing you to make suggestions via reviews or PMs. Here are the guidelines:
1) You may make suggestions for characters who already have chapters up. I can edit a chapter to include your ideas.
2) You may make multiple suggestions for a character.
3) You may make suggestions for multiple characters.
4) You may make suggestions for characters without viewpoints. (Sandor, Jaqen H'gar, Khal Drogo, Joffrey, etc.)
5) Suggestions don't have to be realistic to the series. You may include modern stuff such as popcorn and machine guns.
6) Suggestions must be specific to a character. Something that would bother practically anyone will not be allowed. (ex. Anyone would be bothered by getting punched in the face; Bran would be specifically bothered by being fed nothing but bran muffins.)
7) Crossover suggestions are allowed if they're well known, and if I'm familiar with the fandom.
8) M-rated suggestions are allowed. ASoIaF is an M-rated series. Though I'm starting it T-rated, I can simply change it to M.
9) As of right now, please don't give me spoilers for DwD. I haven't read it yet!
10) The meaner the character, the meaner their list can be. By that, I mean that horrible characters (JOFFREY) deserve gruesome torture whereas non-horrible characters don't. Don't be too harsh to the "nice" characters. (Please don't make cripple jokes about Bran; teasing Tyrion about lacking a nose is fine but teasing him about Tysha's rape is not; teasing about Sandor's fire-phobia is fine if you don't go overboard.)
What to expect:
1) I'm putting chapters up in order of whose viewpoint appears first. Characters who don't have viewpoints will appear after in random order.
2) Each chapter will (hopefully) have at least ten ways to torment the characters.
3) It will take a LONG time for this to be finished. Each book contributes to my ideas, and it takes a while to read them. It takes even longer for George R.R. Martin to write them.
4) Updates will probably be inconsistent due to my busy schedule. Sorry!
5) I credit people for their suggestions.
6) I might not include every suggestion. Sorry about that.
7) There will be spoilers for the first four books.
Warnings:
1) Do not read in an area where you must be quiet.
2) Do not read if you don't want spoilers for the first four books.
3) Do not flame. Your flames are wimpy compared to those of Dany's dragons.
First up…Bran!