Prolouge part 1: Bella and the VOLTURI!
(AN: mah fisrt story. Hope you like. IT's GOTHIC so if yo'ure and in tolerant fucker or a hamophode than you should just get teh fuck out now!1111!1!1!)
Bellard Swan was runnin through the forrest looking for a humane to drink blood from becuz she was a vampire she jamped ovur logz and doged tres and was chasig a hunter who was wearin a oreng vast and a camofluge shrit undar nethe it. he had a comaflage pants too and tharmel under gramets too (AN: bella knowed this b/c she has devolepd XRAY VISION! Dis stroy ( hahe, get it destroy) is set 20 years atfer BRAKING DON & ALOT of things have changged.) he has big boots that keep him from runniging faster but bella chased him fro 10 mils and…..
(AN: I no bella shoud have catched him fast but I neded to craet suspenze! It is litrary devise and u woudnt under stant if unles u right storys 2.)
SHE CAUGHT HJIM AND drank his BLOOD!11! Bella was wearing preppy pink shirt with a pictar of milly cryus on da front and appal bottom jeans. She also wore ugg boots with pink fur around the top like all those prappy grils in calfinornia who where bitchs.
"BELLA! bomed Efdward sexily "whajt have u done"! "Evar sinc u becam preppy u hav thirsted 4 humen blood but i have stoped u but now u hav gon to far…" he lamenated sorrowfully "U WILL BE EXECUTIONERED BY TEH VOLTRUNI! " Edward said. He was wearin sexy gothic maskara and white foundation to cover up his sparkling marble skin. He was wearing a tight black vintage MCR t shit that said "Helena" on it. (AN: remember dis is set 20 years later so this shirt is totally vintage at this in the future.) He had on tight gilrs jeans that made his ass look so sexy and perky perky. (AN: Don't you think guys who where girls jeans look sooooooo sexy?)
SUDDENLY the volturi showed up & arrested bella sexily. They were all wearing sexy gothic robes and wore gothic girls pants like ewdards but with chains hanging off og them they took her away as ewdward sang a song by green day sexily as he was morning suicidaly.
"Another turning point;
a fork stuck in the road.
Time grabs you by the wrist;
directs you where to go.
So make the best of this test
and don't ask why.
It's not a question
but a lesson learned in time.
It's something unpredictable
but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life."
(AN:I dson't own the lyrics to that song, it's a trabute.)
(AN: PLZ r8 high)