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"Dude, check this one out! It's a language spell!"

Benny and Ethan were sitting in Ethan's room. Ethan was busy trying to beat level five of Ultra Undead 7 while Benny sat on the ground flipping through his spell book.

"Yeah… cool…" Ethan nodded distractedly. He was tapping the controller buttons furiously, trying to kill the zombies in the video game.

"If you cast it, you can speak any language you want! Instant chick magnet." Benny looked up excitedly, expecting Ethan to be impressed.

"Mm-hmm." Ethan's eyes stayed fixed onto the computer screen.

"Oh man, just think about it!" Benny continued unfazed, " Hot French girls, hot Spanish girls… hot British girls. The possibilities are endless!" He grinned at Ethan enthusiastically.

This time Ethan didn't even respond.

"Or not…" Benny looked back at his spell book. He flipped through page after page looking for something exciting. "Levitation spell….lame. Love potion…we won't be making that mistake again. A transformation spell…sounds risky. A recipe for Clam Chowder? Uh…I don't think this is supposed to be in here." Benny took a stained piece of paper out of the book and crumpled it up.

"Wait what did you say?" Ethan interrupted Benny.

"Uh, it's just a Clam Chowder recipe. It's probably not even that good man-"

"No, before that." Ethan put the game controller down, looking thoughtful.

"Oh, well, just a transformation spell, but I'm still learning those ones. Grandma says it takes a skilled spell master to-"

"Benny!" Ethan shouted, suddenly excited. "What if we could cast a transformation spell on Sarah? You could transform her back into a human!"

"Um, I don't think it works like that." Benny looked uncomfortable.

"What do you mean?" Ethan asked.

"Well, isn't being a Vampire like, a curse or something? I don't think a simple spell is going to work." Benny shrugged.

"Cant' we just try it?" Ethan pleaded. He knew how much it would mean to Sarah if they could get her back to normal.

"No. I'm not going to do it. Plus I'm not 100% sure that this spell IS a transformation spell, I mean, they ARE in a different language…"

"Benny."

"…of course if I used the language spell that wouldn't be a problem…"

"Benny."

"But how do I even know that it's really a language spell? Aw man this rots-"

"Benny!" Ethan huffed, finally getting his friend's attention. Benny looked up at him. "Why don't we just go ask your grandma what the spell means? If it's the right one, we can try it."

"Dude, she would know something was up. I can't just walk up to her and say 'Hey Grandma, how's it going? What does the spell on page 132 do?' She'd probably just say 'Benny my boy, you can't do cool spells yet. First you must do boring ones!'"

Ethan burst into laughter at Benny's terrible impression of his grandmother. Encouraged by Ethan's mirth, Benny continued.

"Then she'd say 'watch how it's done: Incipit Mutationem!'" Immediately Benny clapped his hands over his mouth and his eyes widened with the realization of what he had just done. He had only been kidding around, but the magic pulsed from him, filling the room with a purplish glow. A loud humming noise filled the air. The items on Ethan's dresser and desk shook and rocked, some crashing to the floor. The lights flickered and the video game shut off. Purple and white light swirled around Benny and Ethan, illuminating their faces.

"Benny…!" Ethan gasped, shielding his eyes. Suddenly there was a bright flash, and the two boys were thrown back into the wall. Then both Ethan and Benny lost consciousness.