H.I.V.E fanfic with Alex Rider, Twilight(They die), Harry Potter, and Charlie Bone crossovers(There may be more.) SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!! Constant spoilers from Escape Velocity and Dreadnought(The third and forth books) which has only been published in the UK. My sister and I are that obsessed that we would order them. ShelbyxWing and OttoxLaura. Oh and OttoxHermionie(One sided) LucyxMalfoy and ManfredxLucy(We had to.) By the way, there is a random Softwire reference. I snuck that in there while my sister wasn't looking. She doesn't like Softwire. The Softwire reference is the 'pushing'. I thought that JT's and Otto's powers were too similar not to mention. I mean control over computers. I don't think there's any more Softwire references though. Unless I can add them without my sister noticing.
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I put this story on 37 days ago and still no reviews. Come on somebody be nice
I don't own anything. But my computer. And the city destruction button. Unless Otto really has one of them. I wouldn't be surprised. If he did. Wow. I just realized. That I was doing. A weird period thing. Like in HIVE. In the American publishing. Of the first two books. Yeah. I'm done now. I think.
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Nero: It's time to parachute into the city for your training exercise.
(Loud BOOM offstage. Otto is seen placing something into his pocket stealthily)
Otto: What city?
Nero: The city right- (looks down to see a debris field). Never mind.(Sternly) Otto.
Otto(innocently): What do you mean Nero?
Nero: That's Dr. Nero to you, Malpense. Now hand me the device.
Otto: What device?
Nero: The device that you are trying to slip into your pocket stealthily and obviously failing.
Otto: Oh, you mean that device. I thought you meant the other device.
Nero. What other device?Now hand me the device because I know you're trying to distract me so you can hide it.
Otto(dejectedly): Fine, here.(hands device over)
Nero: thank you, Mr. Malpense.(puts in chamber conveniently located in wall labeled Detonation Chamber)
Otto: I don't think you sh-
( BOOM)
Otto:do that
Raven: Apparently, all training cities have just blown up. Is this Otto's fault, as usual?
Nero:MALPENSE.
Otto: I'm trying to resist the urge to say "I told you so".
Nero: Since we've conveniently run out of all training locations, you get to complete your exercise in the wilderness.
All: WHAT!
Nero; you have your comrade to blame.
All(But Otto): Otto
Otto: Do I get an A for this? I mean I completely totaled the training sites before the exercise even began!
Nero: Yes, but that isn't the point of the exercise. So have fun!
(Everyone jumps out of the plane.)
(Otto and Laura land in a crumpled heap. Lucy lands perfectly then trips over the heap. Wing and Shelby execute perfect landings somehow avoiding the cluster of limbs.)
Shelby: Now we're all stuck here thanks to you, Otto.
Otto: Hey, I don't like it either. There's nothing for me to push into.
Lucy: What does 'push' mean? I know I'm new here but I haven't heard that term before.
Wing: I haven't either. What does it mean?
Laura: I don't know. Otto?
Otto: I'm not sure. It just sounds cool.
Shelby: What kinda name is Otto anyway?
Otto: Otto spelled backwards is Otto. Just like racecar.
Shelby: Otto rearranged is toot.
Otto: Hey!
Laura: On task here people. We've just been dumped in the middle of nowhere. What are we doing to do?
Lucy: I don't know but I'm sleepy. Let's find somewhere to sleep.
Laura: Aye.
Shelby: Ca rumba.
Wing: What was that about?
Shelby: Do you really want to know?
Otto: Do you know ay carumba means-
Shelby: We don't want to know Otto.
Lucy: Can we just find somewhere to sleep?
Wing: There has been a shack over there the entire time we've been talking.(Points to shack.)
Otto: You think we would have noticed that.
Lucy: Maybe if you weren't bickering so loud, you would have noticed.
Laura: Aye
Shelby: Carumba
Otto: You didn't notice it either.
(Walks into shack. Lays down. Otto pulls out a teddy bear and rips its head off.)
Otto(in response to their stares): It's for the laptop. (brings out a laptop. Starts typing.)
Laura: What are you doing?
"Young Danny Fenton, he was just fourteen
When his parents built a very strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen.
He's gonna catch em all cause he's Danny Phantom"
Wing: What?
Lucy: Annoying little kid show.
Shelby: Why are you watching this crap?
Otto(sniffling): It makes me- it makes me feel better about my hair. I'm insecure about my appearance.
Shelby: Just get it dyed.
Otto: Scarring story about that. You don't want to walk around for two weeks with your hair pink. (Shudders)
(All hear a train. Run outside. See someone get down for the train.)
Do you believe in magic?
Of an --old wizard's-- soul
Dumbledore: Ah are you the Cullens?
Otto: Do I look like a vampire?
Dumbledore: Yes
Shelby(Fan girl look): The Cullen's are coming!?(Squeal)
Lucy(Murderously while holding up stake): The Cullens are coming.
Wing: What?
Otto(Seriously): You don't want to know.(Shudder.)
Shelby: I'm Team Emmett.
Dumbledore: (Squeals) I'm Team Jacob. We did have a werewolf in our employ. But Lupin went off to have multicolored werewolf babies with an Auror.
Laura: Team Vladimir Tod
All: What?
Laura: Never mind.
Dumbledore: Hey, you guys can all come to Hogwarts. All those students who haven't heard of Twilight get boring after a while.
Shelby: Let's go.
(Everyone gets on board)
Wing: Is anybody worried that we're getting on the train of a stranger? We are supposed to be Alpha stream.
Otto: I'm more worried that they're going to start talking about Twilight again.
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