The High School Experience: Book One: The Prophetic Child Returns By: Lady-chan101
Summary: When a prophecy is made about the return of Orochimaru and Voldemort, the two worlds collide once more to protect themselves from the crazy, immortality seeking, snake pedophiles. But what the two groups didn't expect to find was love in the most unlikeliest of places. Secrets will be revealed, betrayals will be apparent, and friendships put to the test. All because of one girl. AU, crossover, my usual yaoi goodness, and more! First in a series. Prequel will be put up when series finishes.
A/N: So this story basically came into place while I was in lunch with my buds and I suddenly got hit with the idea of what if the crew of Naruto and Harry Potter came into my high school Lane Tech. Also inspired by a weird dream I had. Any who, it will follow Naruto Shippuden, and in HP it would be after Book 7, and obviously won't be canon or I wouldn't be here. So anyways you're not here for my long A/N, so you can skip it if you want. JUST ONE THING THOUGH! MUST READ OR ELSE BAD SHIT WILL HAPPEN: THIS INVOLVES SOME PRETTY INTENSE YAOI [GUY x GUY, SLASH, GAY, etc.], SMUT, ANGST [on the rare occasion] ADULT THEMES, MENTION OF SEXUAL ABUSE, RANDOM FANGIRLNESS, NICE KYUUBI? AND POSSIBLE CRACK! ALSO TEENAGE DRINKING AND SOME DRUG USE. *phew* [A/N's] = translations
EDIT: I decided to fix this up to make it smoother and so that there's a better flow. changes involve: The taking out of my annoying A/N's that are not translations and act as more of a commentary (that was my self insert btw); no more bashing for no reason; changed reactions to keep characters more IC; the grammar and overall semantics; the speech of the Wizards so they sound less American and more British (but I wouldn't mind some Britpicking).
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN! I mean really, do I look like a famous Scottish [J.K. Rowling is Scottish right? Or is she British? *looks it up on the computer* Nope Scottish] writer, and a bad-ass Japanese Mangaka? No. I'm a 16 year old Naruto and Harry Potter fangirl. SO DON'T SUE ME!
PAIRINGS (All Pairings are eventual unless states otherwise): KakashixOC(Prophetic Child); NaruSasu; GaaraxNeji; KibaxHinata[?]; Dramione; ShikaTema; InoxKankuro; HarryxGinny; BlaisexPansy (semi-established); NevillexLuna (established); IrukaxAnko; SakuraxOC; RemusxTonks [No shit Sherlock!]; and that's all I can come up with. Everything else is free-for-all!
Language Key:
English [pretty obvious, no?]
Spanish [anywhere, translations will be provided in my A/N's]
Japanese [only in non-Japanese talking countries/English when in a non-English place]
'Thoughts' [in English/Japanese = (only in Konoha/Japanese speaking places)]
'Thoughts in Japanese' [when they're being weird that way]
'Thoughts in Spanish' [same as above]
"Kyuubi/Alter Ego speaking" [Kyuubi needs his own little key. As for the Alter Ego, she'll be clarified later on]
On with the story:
Chapter One: NOT AGAIN! NOT ANOTHER PROPHECY! Or The Return of a Certain Little Girl:
Harry Potter, The-Boy-Who-Lived (or The-Boy-Who-Just-Won't-Die to others), just defeated the darkest wizard to ever grace human kind, the Dark Lord, AKA Tom Riddle, Alias: Voldemort. And that's when all hell broke loose. Death Eaters scattered in fear as they saw their leader fall, the Light side roared in triumph, and Harry slumped in satisfaction that it was all over. Suddenly, the cheering stopped as Professor Trelawney, crazy Divination teacher she is, just had to go and spout another of her God-damned prophecies that put everyone on edge. In her rough prophecy speaking voice she said, and I quote:
"A girl may give birth
To twin sons by her 18th birthday.
And her children will
Sacrifice their own mother.
For with her blood,
They will be granted immortality
In both body and soul.
And the two brothers,
Both of the House of Snakes
Shall rule the world.
One of the wand wielders
And the other of the Chakra holders.
Orochimaru and Voldemort
Will return through their mother,
The prophetic child"
And she promptly fell from excursion of speaking her 4th real prophecy. All Harry could think was 'FUCK! NOT ANOTHER PROPHECY! I JUST KILLED THAT ASSHOLE AND HE STILL TRIES TO COME BACK!' Ron and Hermione gave each other knowing looks. They didn't want to know how Harry was going to react later on, but they knew for a fact that any remaining Death Eaters weren't be spared from his wrath.
Naruto had finally brought Sasuke back after he killed Orochimaru and now the broody Uchiha's probation was finally over. And they had a mission. A BIG mission. Things were finally going back to normal, Naruto was pumped, and maybe things might be spurred further between Naruto and Sasuke seeing as that Naruto visited the raven-haired every day during his probation. As he glided from rooftop to rooftop, he was dragged out of his thoughts by an "inner" voice if you will. Sometimes it was best for Naruto to listen to his "tenant". Now was one of those times.
"Days not over yet Kid," the Kyuubi growled.
'What do you mean?' Naruto asked.
"The spirit world is out of whack. Something has thrown it out of balance. A prophecy. And one that deals with Orochimaru coming back at that," Kyuubi explained.
'What? That's impossible!' Naruto fearfully exclaimed.
"It's not," was all the Kyuubi would say.
The Hokage building loomed over Naruto, which he entered, hoping his questions would be answered. When he entered, Naruto was surprised at what he saw. The original Rookie 9, Team Gai, all the senseis (excluding Kakashi), Iruka, Anko, Sai, even the Sand Sibs were there. A strange man and woman stood to the side.
"HEY, BAA-CHAN! WHAT'S GOING ON?" Naruto screeched loudly.
"Naruto, if you closed your mouth and wait for a moment, maybe you'll figure out 'what's going on' as you so nicely put" Sakura stated angrily, waving her fist threateningly.
"Sakura, if you shut your mouth, maybe we can continue" Sasuke said in his cool, smooth voice. The room stayed quiet for a few more seconds before, "So-o-o, you were saying Hokage-Sama?"
"Um, yeah! As I was saying, a prophecy has been made and because of it, you are all going on a-"
"Ohayo Hokage-Sama! Everyone else!" Kakashi said in his usual lazy manner.
Tsunade twitched but continued, "AS I WAS SAYING! You all are going on a mission to the Outside with a few of another dimension's wizards" she stated calmly, albeit peeved.
"What?!" everyone shouted except the senseis, the weird man and woman, and Shizune (who was standing quietly behind Tsunade, as per usual).
"WIZARDS DON'T EXIST! NEITHER DOES THE OUTSIDE! THAT'S JUST A MYTH!" Naruto shouted.
"Actually, there are such things as wizards, we just have a crafty way of hiding. As for the "Outside" as you so put it, it, too, exists. I'm Remus and this is Tonks" said the Remus, motioning to his wife.
"What mission entails us to go to the Outside, Hokage-Sama?" Iruka asked. This is where Tsunade sighed, and a great weight seemed to settle on her shoulders.
"The prophetic child" she whispered.
"WHAT?" Now it was all the senseis turns to look surprised.
"Who's this prophetic child?" Sakura asked, slightly fearfully.
"A girl with unspeakable power, one in which she can erase and rewrite your whole life in a blink of an eye. Several years back a prophecy was made about her on how her power would get out of control and destroy the city she lived in and both the Elemental countries and the Wizarding World. So a group of wizards and shinobi went to check on her. By then her energy had all ready turned and was sealed away for her own good and for the good of the people around her. She should be around 15 now if memory serves me right" Kakashi surprisingly explained. He stood calmly in his little bubble, ignoring all the odd glances he received.
"Right, as I stated earlier, you all will be working undercover and protecting her" Tsunade continued.
"Why should we? I mean if her power's sealed away, then nothing can happen right?" Sakura asked.
"I believe you're getting hard of hearing. I said protect her, not watch her. Besides, there's been another prophecy pertaining her, more accurately, her children" Tsunade answered.
"Her children?"
"So that's explains what Kyuubi was talking 'bout" Naruto proclaimed.
"Kyuubi spoke to you?"
"Yeah, said something 'bout a prophecy upsetting the balance of nature and Orochimaru comin' back." The room tensed up even more so. The immortality seeking, power hungry, snake pedophile was just recently eradicated from their lives, they didn't need him back in it. Especially with the threat of war hanging over their heads.
"If she is so powerful and dangerous, wouldn't it be easier to kill her before the prophecy comes true? Surely we won't be breaking any clause the prophecy has." Sai spoke calmly, but the steel that was formed by his ROOT day's was there. The tension grew thicker.
Tsunade growled scathingly. "You cannot kill the prophetic child. It's impossible. Besides, the prophecy states if the prophetic child gives birth before her 18th birthday, her power will grant her children at birth immortality in both body and soul and will transform them into the reincarnation of Orochimaru and Voldemort. We can easily avoid that without shedding blood." Remus and Tonks gave a slight shudder at the name, but were otherwise unaffected.
"Why is it impossible to kill her?" This came from Shikamaru, who was curious to see what defense mechanism the girl had. Neji nodded in agreement. It's is always easier to do something if you have all the facts. Again, it was Kakashi who answered.
"Because the moment you even think about doing something hostile to her, her alter ego, named Mellissa, who has the most powers, will put you in a mental agony that puts Itachi's Mangekyou Sharigan to shame. While with Mangekyou, the caster can create a world to torture you, but the prophetic child's alter ego finds out what you're most afraid of, and let's your own mind torture itself, while she keeps you there until you go insane. Then it's just a matter of thinking you dead."
"Gee, Sensei, you sure know a lot about the prophetic child" Naruto muttered. Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai laughed when he heard what Naruto said.
"What's so funny?" Kiba asked.
"The thing is, Kakashi was on the original team to check on the prophetic child. He was also one of the few shinobi who was brave enough to actually seal her alter ego" Asuma explained, still chuckling.
"How come you never said anything about that sensei?" Sakura asked.
The older man shrugged, no emotion other than his sarcastic "smile". "It never came up" he said.
"Actually, if I remember correctly, she had sort of a school girl crush on you," Tsunade snickered out.
Kakashi frowned, but shrugged nonetheless. It was a long time ago. She probably forgot about him by now. Besides, she was eight at the time.
"What else can you tell us about this prophetic child? Like say, I don't know, her name!" Naruto grumbled out. Tsunade glared at him and looked like she was going to throw her desk at him.
"Naruto does pose a good point" Sasuke agreed, in his usual cool manner.
Before Tsunade's temper could get out of control, Kakashi intervened.
"Her name is Adriana Lopez. She should be about 15 now and entering her first year of high school. She excels in the language arts, but is barely above average in everything else. She has a quick mind but it's held back low self-esteem and a perfectionist complex. She has one younger sister and several older cousins. She-" he was cut off by a very annoyed blond.
"GEESH SENSEI! All I asked for was what her name was!" exclaimed Naruto. Everyone chuckled good-naturedly at the blonds antics. He pouted and Sasuke couldn't help but notice how the blond looked surprisingly cute like that. He shook such thoughts from his head. Now was not the time for such things. Especially if they were to be on such a long mission.
'I wonder if Sasuke-kun likes me. I mean, we're best friends and he's my special person. But he's straight. He probably doesn't think of me that way' he thought glumly.
"Aw! Don't be so down Kit! I'm sure it'll work out in the end. Look what you've done so far," the Kyuubi said, trying to placate his host.
'Yeah, well I don't think this time I can change Sasuke's mind. Besides, why do you care?'
"NARUTO! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION?" Tsunade shouted.
"Oh, umm, yes baa-chan" he said absentmindedly.
"Anyways, you will be posing as high school transfer students and you must learn everything that a typical 15 year old civilian should know. You will have to protect her at all costs. We can't let Orochimaru and Voldemort come back to life!" Tsunade barked out. She then had Shizune pass out folders with all the information that they would need. The packages were considerably hefty, and Naruto had a feeling that he wouldn't remember it all.
"Oh and Kakashi, you should go to the Wizarding World as soon as possible" Tsunade whispered to the shinobi. He nodded. "Dismissed!" she said, and everyone was gone in a blink of an eye.
"Well that went well" Remus said.
"Define well?" his wife asked.
Dumbledore stared at the nine ex-and-not-ex-students in front of him. Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Draco, Neville, Luna, Blaise, and Pansy all sat in front of him. Yes, they would do nicely.
"Sir, why were we called up? Does it have to do with the new prophecy that Professor Trelawney said? And who exactly is the prophetic child? Who is Orochimaru? What is chakra exactly? How are we going to stop this? Are we even intervening on this? How is this all possible?" Hermione asked at rapid fire speed. Dumbledore motioned for her to slow down and she blushed.
"Well Granger, you sure how to make a morning," Draco muttered under his breath.
"Shut it Malfoy!" Ron said, defending his girlfriend.
"Now, now my good children, all will be answered when the rest of our group has come."
"And who will be that Professor?" Harry asked.
"I believe I can answer that question" said a new voice. They all turned at the sound, wand raised at the intruder. He was tall, with silver hair, and a strange outfit with a mask and headband covering most of his face. He was also reading from a strange neon orange book.
"Good," he drawled out, "that sort of action can save you in the end, and help protect the prophetic child. But best to do it with enemies and not allies."
Just as he was finished speaking, Severus walked in. "You summoned me sir? Oh, he's here," Severus said.
"What in the bloody hell is going on!" Ron asked.
"RON!" Hermione gasped out.
"Don't talk that way in front of the Professors! Especially in front of someone you haven't met" she said, scandalized. He blushed, ears red, head bowed in shame.
"It's ok Miss…"
"Hermione Granger."
"Miss Granger, my student has a worse mouth than your friend here. Always have been, always will be" Kakashi concluded, for it was obviously Kakashi if you were too slow to know that. Hermione scrunched up her nose at the thought, but said no more.
"Anyways, you have all been called up here to protect a one prophetic child by the name of Adriana Lopez by posing as high school (that would be 5th to 7th years for us) transfer students. As for who the prophetic child is, she is a girl whose power allows her to do nearly anything. I've seen her rewrite a whole man's past by merely thinking it and create different worlds by writing its past on paper" Dumbledore explained.
"But that doesn't explain who Orochimaru is, what's chakra, and if it has to do with Professor Trelawney's prophecy?" Hermione exclaimed.
"She does have a good point" Draco agreed diffidently.
"That's where I come in" Kakashi said.
"My name is Kakashi Hatake and as for who Orochimaru is, he is our version of your Voldemort. Chakra is what you may call magic, but in it's purest form. It's a mixture of both spiritual and physical energy. We are shinobi, or, to you, ninjas. Does that answer your questions?"
The nine stared in grim shock. There was no way they could believe that. But on the other hand, could they afford not to?
"Professor?" Harry asked questioningly. But the old man just nodded. "Damn" Blaise said. Yup, that sums it up quite nicely.
Adriana was eating cereal when she heard the voice.
"Mistress! Please hear me well, for I can't speak long. The accursed seal prevents me. You are in danger. Beware mistress. Beware!"
Her spoon fell in shock at what she heard. She hadn't heard that voice in seven years.
'I must be going crazy!' she thought to herself. She shrugged her shoulders and continued to eat.
"I had worse things done to me" she muttered out loud to herself. Her younger sister, who was walking towards the kitchen, stared at her older sibling for a second, before shrugging her shoulders and walking away. Adriana chuckled.
"Maybe being insane won't be too bad. It'll certainly offer some entertainment. Pues, vamos a ver." [Well, we'll see.] Oh man is she in for a surprise.
A/N: BOOYA! I DID IT! I FINALLY WROTE THE FIRST CHAPTER TO THIS FUCKING PIECE! Do you know how annoying it is to have a story floatin' 'round your head and you try to write it, but somehow your like "Aw, maybe I should write this way?" or "This way sounds better"? DO YOU? Not to mention the fact that my mind keeps jumpin' to the part where everyone meets. Sucks! Anyways, everyone, be proud of me that I finished this! BE PROUD! AND REVIEW! Cos, I really need to know what pairings you want, excluding the ones I already put up. [Though I'm a bit iffy on the whole KibaxHinata pairing. Not sure if I should use it.] Anyways, send your love in the form of a review. If you don't, my Uke will probably come and kill you. Just sayin'.
EDIT: Oh God, this took surprisingly a long time to edit. . Anyways, hope y'all enjoyed it~!