me: alright i understand that u all hate me right now but we had this suicide scare in the group and the story will be put on hold a bit longer

naruto: but this shall amuse you for the time being

emmett: its just a series of one shots involving the master

me ~FAN GIRL MEHA SCREAM~ JON SIMM I LOVE YOU!

everyone: ~ wtf?~

me: um sorry carry on

naruto: well enjoy

The master and the doctor walked onto to the T.A.R.D.I.S to find a dead body.

"Oi master who is this?" the doctor asked the master looked shocked that the doctor would assume it was him.

" I didn't do it, it could have been Amy" he said arms crossed.

The doctor raised his eyebrows.

" What I haven't killed anyone since..."

" Yesterday?" the doctor said.

" It wasn't me!" the master insisted.

" Well at least take a look at him maybe you know him" the doctor suggested the master walked over to the man and walked up and down beside him.

" Hey I know him I ate his son!" the master exclaimed.

" You WHAT!" the doctor asked eyes wide.

" Well I was at pizza hut today" the master started.

" I know master I was there when you blew it up," the doctor said.

" Yah anyway I went to grab the last piece of pepperoni but this fat kid grabbed it" he said scrunching up his nose in distaste " so I ate the fat kid and his dad got all huffy about it."

" Well obviously" the doctor interrupted " what I want to know is did you kill this man?" the doctor asked.

" Well… I didn't mean to" the master confessed managing to look sheepish the doctor sunk to the ground and put his head in his hands.

" What did you do?" he asked through his hands.

' Well after I spit up his kid we went outside to talk and he started to make a pass at me so I told him I wasn't gay-"

" HA" Amy laughed out loud coming from the back of the T.A.R.D.I.S. "the sounds I heard last night beg to differ master" Amy said going to sit next to the doctor.

" Hey isn't this the bloke that…."

" Shhhhhhh" the master said, " I wanna tell the doctor!"

" You know about this pond?" the doctor asked head still in his hands.

" Of course I did go on master finish the story" Amy said.

" Well he didn't believe it he sent his kid inside and tried to rape me so I pulled out the screw driver and soniced him but. Well it was aimed at his ….mr happy then I soniced it and mr happy wasn't so happy anymore" the master finished the doctor looked up and could tell that was all he was gonna get out of the master he looked at Amy in confusion.

" It blew up," she said.

" Yup" the master said " and I can do that because…" just then the T.A.R.D.I.S. started to play like a boss by the lonely island and Amy and the master and started.

To dance around and sing to the song the doctor got up to bring the dead body and throw it out the T.A.R.D.I.S while he was walking with the body he said " I really need some new friends.

me: ik know its short but i have a much better much funnier one com

naruto: there better be

emmett: hes just grumpy cus sasuke ravished me and not him the other day

naruto~ flying ninja leep~

~ fighting sounds~

me: u honostly dont wanna know but if you do its on my story " i love you not really" its n the little extra end part

sasuke : review please