The sun beat down through the windows of the bus as the blonde Aussie grumbled going back to a black composition book he was writing in which he told nobody about.
"Dear journal
She looked at me again today and asked if I was going to Summer camp, it's her fault I'm in this cruddy sitch in the first cruddy place. If she wasn't so cruddy pretty my eyes would have been able to avoid her but they can't and neither can I. She's got herself a crush on John Ward he's the poet type a real charmer, now how the crud am I supposed to compete with that? I mean you should see his black hair it's so long and shaggy that he makes the cruddy stuff blow in the wind just to make girl's notice him my crush included. John's going to camp this Summer too but he has his eyes on Fanny Fullbright and let's hope it stays that way for a very long time, Fanny's going to pulverize him when she finds out he likes her likes her instead of just likes her. Fanny's not the I love you type she never has been but I think I found a distraction to maybe get my crush to notice me and her name's Sonya Daniels Numbah 83 to the agents. If I can get Sonya to agree to be my decoy then maybe my crush will start to see how cute I really am. The question is how is an Aussie fighter like me going to get the cutest twelve year old in all the world to notice them? I know I can be a charmer if I really tried I just need practice and Sonya just so happens to be my charming punching bag. I'll use all my charm on her and see if she falls for it and if she does then more power to me journal. Anyways I have nothing to lose do I? So I'll write back when I approach Sonya and then maybe my crush will notice me and not cruddy John See ya
Wally Beatles
Wally shut the composition book and noticed his crush Kuki Sanban now with black hair and pink highlights in it banging the green bus seat in front of her like a drum.
"I can feel it
Coming in the air tonight
Oh lord
And I've been
Waiting for this Summer for all my life" Kuki belted out pounding on the front bus seat with her hands.
Wally stood up as the driver gave him a questionable look and Wally approached a blonde girl texting somebody on her phone.
"Uhh Numbah 83 is this seat taken or may I sit with you?, I mean it isn't saved is it?" Wally asked as Sonya Daniels giggled her angel laugh and patted next to her.
"Wally Beatles you know I always have a seat for you, I mean you're my bodyguard kind of like Kevin Costner in that movie just without the accent" Sonya said as Wally sat next to her and noticed an envelope in Sonya's side pocket.
"My job for the Summer everybody has one, I just got mine early because I'm Supreme Leader since 362 stepped down and I jumped at the chance".
Wally noticed Sonya wearing a pair of jean shorts too short for her and a top that barely hid her bra straps or her stomach and she saw him looking at her.
"Take a picture Walls it'll last longer, anyways I know you aren't such an eager beaver just to sit next to me, so tell it to me straight cute Aussie, why are you sitting next to me and not your crush?".
"Sonya here's the deal Kuki's got her eyes on John Ward, he's got his eyes on Fanny Fullbright, she has her eyes on nobody but herself, and well you I figured could be my girlfriend and new main squeeze if you ike" Wally said as Sonya stared into his eyes shaking her head no.
"Wally I've known you for a long time and I k now you're lying to me like a rug right now, so until you can tell me why you wanted to sit here you can skedaddle" Sonya said pointing to the empty seat in back of Kuki.
"Fine the truth is I wanted to date you so Kuki would get her mind off John and maybe see me as good boyfriend material, then you can have whoever you like, I get Kuki, and everybody's cruddy happy".
Sonya scanned Wally's eyes for lies and couldn't find one and a smirk came over her face pulling out her pocketbook and taking her wallet out.
"Fine but it'll cost you Wally and I'm not a cheap date either, word on the street is you got yourself a nice little allowance on you and I want my cut" Sonya said opening her wallet as Wally looked at her confused.
"$50.00 a date and if you can't handle that find somebody who'll go for those quarter rings you win in gumball machines or something, and I want the $50.00 up front Beatles".
"Fine here you cruddy gold digger I just hope that money goes towards something useful to my plan, I mean what does Mrs. I'm The Supreme Leader need with $50.00 anyways?"
"Look you want me to play make believe and playing make believe costs green and lots of it, now get over it and read these rules I have for daters while I freshen my makeup up a bit".
A list a mile long rolled out in front of Wally as Sonya giggled taking her makeup mirror out and applying lip gloss to her lips.
"You expect me to change my wardrobe for you?, and buy you tickets to the Justin Bieber concert going on tonight across the lake?" Wally asked as Sonya nodded sneering at him.
"As I said Wally I don't come cheap and neither does make believe world where we're dating or supposedly dating, keep reading the demands get so much better as you go through them" Sonya said humming One Time under her breath knowing Wally was going to give in to her demands.
"What are all these cutey, puppy wuppy, apple pie, baa baa black sheep, Kangaroo, Koala, Munchkin, and of course my favorite name Prince Of The Supreme Leader To The Kids Next Door?" Wally asked as Sonya grinned looking into his eyes.
"Their pet names you know all boyfriends and girlfriends have them and their going to be what I shout across the lake to you if I see you, so chose three and those will be what I shout".
Wally groaned circling three names and passing the list back to Sonya as she giggled liking his choices a lot.
"Puppy Wuppy, Kangaroo, and Prince Of The Supreme Leader To The Kids Next Door, looks like I have what I'll call you now continue reading and when you get to my pet names their already circled and get used to calling me them because I won't respond to Sonya to you anymore".
Wally saw a list in pink pen and saw three of the most embarrassing names ever circled as Sonya giggled looking at him waiting for a pet name.
"Ok I'm not calling you Pookie, Honey, or Kitten you can just forget it and I want my $50.00 back Sonya" Wally said as Sonya grinned looking over at Kuki bobbing her head to her IPod.
"Gee Kangaroo it'd be a real shame if Kuki found out how you felt about her, a real shame indeed and if you back out now Kangaroo I'll tell her then we'll see how she handles liars shall we?" Sonya asked a secretive grin on her face.
"I never lied to her so go ahead and tell her Sonya, I used to think you were cute but I found out that you're twisted and want me to go on your rollercoaster ride with you".
Wally made to walk off but Sonya thinking quick grabbed Wally and kissed him making sure Kuki was watching them.
"Talk yourself out of that one loverboy, looks like Kuki's staring right at us and she even took her IPod headphones off which is rarer than rare".
Wally walked up to Kuki's bus seat as she looked at the purple smudge occupying Wally's lips as Sonya waved flirtatiously at Wally grinning.
"Wally I didn't know Sonya and you were dating, I'd be careful if I were you she has a flu and that kiss looked like germ city to me" Kuki said spraying herself with disinfectant.
"Sonya and I aren't dating Kooks she's turned into one of those crazy if I can't have you no one can girl's and I don't want her" Wally said as Kuki gasped and smacked him across the face.
"How could you say such a mean thing about such a sweet girl Wally, now you march up there and make yourself fall in love with her this instant mister".
"What if I said I didn't want Sonya Kooks, what if I said I wanted you whether John Ward was in the picture or not?".
"Well then I'd say no I mean just look how you treat poor Sonya all frail and stuff, a good boyfriend would be feeding her soup and making the poor thing feel better, and I would never date a guy like you Wallabee Gregory Beatles".
"She set that kiss up Kuki, she wanted me to kiss her so I could look like I was in love with her and she could make me call her weird names like Pookie, Honey, and Kitten".
Sonya hearing her cue walked up and played a Dictaphone with Wally's scheme on it as Kuki gasped after every sentence and slapped Wally turning her back on him.
"I believe you have a girlfriend to care for Wally, she has the flu and it's your duty to make her feel better mister" Kuki said pointing back to Sonya's seat as she grabbed Wally's hand skipping back to the seat.
"Get the picture yet Wally?, we're stuck together like super glue and paper and the only way out is making me break up with you which FYI is never ever, ever, ever, ever, not in a bazillion years ever going to happen" Sonya said giggling and ruffling Wally's hair.
"And what if I won't be your boyfriend, what if I refuse to even be in the same continent as you, what if I deny you're advances?" Wally asked as Sonya snickered and shifted her body so it touched Wally's.
"My warm body may have a thing or two to say in the matter, my pretty blue eyes have something they'd like to say, my cute ponytail also wants to join the conversation, and last but not least I'm sure Fanny Fullbright can help me reel you in little fish".
Wally stood up giggling and sitting back in front of Kuki to admire her as Sonya got an I have a plan look in her eyes and dialed Fanny's cell number.
"You've got Fanny Sone so what can I do for the newest Supreme Leader of the KND today?, and please say it's something I have to get my hands dirty for" Fanny said picking her phone up after the first ring.
"Get them as dirty as you want Fan, see I have a crush on Wally Beatles but he has a crush on Kuki Sanban, she has a crush on John, he has a crush on you and I need you to help reel Wally in" Sonya said as Fanny grinned liking where the conversation was going.
"I got Lee to date you didn't I girl?, and please tell me you didn't say a boy had a crush on little old me especially a goodie, goodie like John Ward".
"He does have one on you but that doesn't mean you have to date him and thanks a bunch Fan, the usual fee I take it?".
"No girl I got you and just remember you are now Supreme Leader of the KND, I served under Rachel and I'll serve under you too" Fanny said as Sonya giggled and hung up watching Fanny run to catch up with Wally.
"Last stop everybody out and leave nothing behind because I really don't feel like coming back here tonight because somebody left a teddy they can't live without" The driver said as Kuki clutched a raggedy bear full of patches and kissed it.
"That was one time and it's not like I was worried about Mr. Snuggles while I applied makeup last year" Kuki said stepping onto the dusty trail letting the sun beat against her pale skin.
"All right troops you know the drill if you see your suitcase, duffel, sleeping bag, blankets, sheets, yadda, yadda, yadda grab it and follow those adult looking people to the mess hall" The bus driver said as Fanny ran to keep up with Wally.
"Wait up Beatles you and I have a lot to chat about, especially things involving my girl Sonya and you in a big way".
Wally made to run as Fanny grabbed the shirt collar and he was turned to face Fanny a grin on her face as she hung him from a tree branch and grabbed a stick from her backpack.
"Hmm I wonder if you hold any candy in that rolly poly tummy of yours, and if you deny my girl Sonya a chance to be your girlfriend then I'm afraid I'll find out soon enough" Fanny said positioning the stick at Wally's stomach.
"Fine I'll date the cruddy goodie goodie just tell her to make sure her and I have a cabin next to each other" Wally said as Fanny cut him down and watched him fall to the dirt trail.
"Good and if you treat her badly I'll be back with more piñata crushers to join me, you have to make sure you keep her happy all the time your dating and you do whatever she asks you to do".
Wally nodded as Fanny skipped off to get Wally a cabin next to Sonya's, plus to get Sonya in his room every night and to torture him to no end.
In the mess hall all the boys' cabins sat at one table and the girl's cabins sat at another and Rachel stood at a podium looking at everyone.
"All right agents welcome to KND Summer Camp and I hope we all have a great time here, now there's a project I have for the boys and it also involves the girls so pay attention everyone" Rachel said as the boys looked nervous and the girl's smirked and giggled.
"The project hit me like a ton of bricks as I watched Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 1 & 2 with my friends and actually Fanny Fullbright helped me think of it".
"Just get on with the cruddy project already I don't have all day to sit here you know?, some of us have things we need to do today like rest from a bus ride!" Wally yelled out as everyone looked at him including Rachel.
"Well Wally I'm glad you interrupted like I knew you would front and center Mr. Interrupting pants and you can be an example of this project".
Wally slowly walked to the stage and Rachel handed him a blue notebook and a pen with a figurine of him on the end.
"The boys are to pick one girl to spend the summer with and document their summer in this notebook and I expect every day to be documented, one page each and then the boys will exchange books with one another so they can bond like glue and paper" Rachel said sitting Wally on the stage.
"Now if there are any objections, problems, or altogether moaning and crying about this project I will hear it now and you'll be demoted from an agent back to training agent if you catch my drift".
Nigel was called up next as he grabbed a book and a pen with a figurine of him at the end and went to sit back at his table.
"For those a little difficult with this project they'll come see me for couples counseling, and Wally and his date just joined the ranks of Madame Rachel The Love Doctor's Office, And the doctor is in".
Wally gulped as Rachel walked down the aisles to find Wally a girl to join him in couples counseling as Sonya winked giggling and waving her hand in the air as Rachel approached her.
"All right Numbah 83 you'll join Numbah 4 in couples counseling now boys find girl's before I find them for you and seeing I just matched Wally with his complete opposite I'd love to match you boys with opposites too" Rachel said as Sonya skipped up to Wally and rested her head on his shoulder.
Nigel ran up to Rachel with his notebook as she blushed and grasped his hand, John ran up to Fanny who growled but embraced him all the same, Hoagie ran to Lizzie, and a boy dressed as a punk rocker with blue hair walked up to Kuki as she swooned kissing his cheek.
"Figures Cruddy Matthew Washington gets her, she's so not his type but who the hell cares am I right?, and I get stuck with Princess I Have A Flu and a bad case of the obsessive's" Wally grumbled as Sonya not missing a beat kissed Wally's lips with a smirk on her face.
"Just think Wally if you get the flu we'll both have it and that can be our first camp memory, I mean besides all the drama queen antics I'll pull in counseling I think us having the flu could be a great thing to tell our kids someday" Sonya said running her hand across her nose and wiping it on Wally's sweatshirt.
"You're lucky I'm not a germaphobe Daniels, you are such a germy infested cruddy dried up boogery girl and no germaphobe would date you".
Sonya giggled snuggling up on Wally's sweater, Wally angrily swiped his sweater away, and she fell onto the stage floor.
"Nobody touches the sweater germy girl I don't care who you call, my sweater is sacred and it won't be destroyed by Princess I Have A Flu" Wally said as Sonya just smirked seeing Rachel walk up to them.
"You two follow me I have a schedule for you and I expect you two to follow it, and Numbah 83 what are you doing on the floor sweetie" Rachel asked as Sonya curled her lip and made her chin tremble pointing at Wally with crocodile tears in her eyes.
"W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-Wally pushed me onto the floor because I touched his sweater, he said he didn't want to get my germs, h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-he's so mean isn't he Numbah 362?" Sonya cried as Rachel stared sternly at Wally.
"Wally Beatles you are this close to being decommissioned and I can make it happen, I'm the decommissioning officer and if you don't apologize to poor Sonya in one second I'll put your decommissioning form in so fast your head will spin".
Wally groaned looking at Sonya and said sorry as she smiled and hugged him drying her eyes and skipping off with his hand in hers down the dirt trail.
"Good luck Numbah 4 because Numbah 83 has just turned 11 and that's prime dating age in girl years and once a girl reaches prime dating age it's flirt city and obsessive town" Rachel said sneering and circling Wally and Sonya's name on a pad she held in front of her.
Well that's it for now and the ff may get confusing because the chapters are now broken apart by journal entries and time with the girl the boy picked for the project so please reply and I'll write more soon.