See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

By: AnimeNutsy

Disclaimer: I do not own the manga or anime Bleach. If I did, Bleach would be a yaoi series of the likes that would make the most seasoned yaoi fangirl blush to her toes. ;)

Warnings: language, yaoi

Pairing/s: Aizen+Gin. Dunno if I should imply there MAY be some Gin+Kira action...dunno if this fic needs another chappie or not...

It was a miserable morning in the Seireitei, all the Soul Reapers...well, the ones of any importance, anyway, were all gathered in the main hall. Captains and Lieutenants were all fussing about, going through what appeared to be stacks upon stacks of paperwork.

There was a problem. A big problem. Some idiot pencil pusher in the pay department had got the entire soul reapers correct amount of pay mixed up. Instead of getting their pay, an invoice came into the main headquarters, which said that, for the last 6 months worth of missions, the soul reapers pay was to be ZERO. Yes, that's right. ZERO.

Needless to say, some heads were going to roll. Probably literally. Izuru was going through numerous paperwork that Captain Gin Ichimaru had left for HIM to do, all by HIMSELF, while Gin went somewhere with Captain Aizen. And so, here was Izuru, trying to figure out what the hell to do with his share of paperwork, when Momo bumped into him, scattering his pile of paperwork all over the place.

"Oh, no! I'm sorry, Izuru! Here, let me help you." Momo said, and smiled as she leant down to help Izuru stack the pile neatly again. "Thanks, Momo." Izuru said, and starred at the huge pile in dismay. "This is so not good. I'm not even near halfway done yet..." Izuru said, and pouted, that adorable pout that made Momo giggle. She sat down beside him. "Here, I'll help you." She said, and divided the pile between them, so it would get done quicker.

"Are...are you sure? What about your own paperwork?" Izuru asked her. "Hehe. Don't worry, I got all mine done in 15 minutes." Momo said with a bright grin. "F-Fifteen minutes? How the heck did you accomplish that?" Izuru shrieked. "Oh, it was easy. I do most of the paperwork for Captain Aizen." Momo said, as she went though her pile of paperwork with great speed. Suddenly, she stopped, and faced Izuru. "But. You didn't hear that from me. I don't want Captain Aizen getting into trouble, if the higher ups found out he likes to sleep rather than do paperwork." She said, with a slight grin.

"My lips are sealed." Izuru replied, as he continued to go on through his share. Just then, Aizen and Gin returned to the main hall, looking slightly...exhausted. 'Have they been arguing again'? Izuru wondered silently. Gin turned to him and gave him that creepy, snake-like smile. Izuru smiled back. To him, his Captain wasn't creepy. Just slightly different. And it was...it was that difference that made Izuru fall completely and utterly in love with him.

Momo saw the loving smile Izuru had on his face. She sighed and frowned, and stood up. "Izuru...Can I...Can I talk to a second? Alone?" She asked, a serious look crossing her features. "Uh...sure." Izuru replied, and stood up and followed Momo out of the main hall. Both Aizen and Gin watched them leave. "I wonder what they're both up to..." Aizen said, with a slight from. "Perhaps Momo is confessin' her undying love fer him." Gin said, with that smile plastered on his face.

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When Momo and Izuru were out of earshot of everyone else, Momo faced him. "You love him, don't you?" She asked him, bluntly. "Ah...wh..what? Uh...of course I don-" Izuru stuttered out, but she cut him off. "No need to lie, not to me, Izuru. I can see it." She said. "W-Well, even if I may have feelings for my Captain, then...then those feelings are just respect. Yeah, that's the word to describe it. Respect." He said, and was a terrible liar.

He made to ramble on about something else, but Momo put a hand on his arm, which made Izuru stare at her face, which looked deadly serious. "You need to listen to me, Izuru. Gin Ichimaru...is NOT a man whom who should be getting involved with." She said, and Izuru moved out of her grasp. "Why? Because he's a Captain and I'm only a lowly Lieutenant?" Izuru said, bitterly. "No. Izuru...You should stay clear of him. He's...He's..." Momo said, trying to speak, but the words wouldn't come.

"He's what? Go on, say it!" Izuru shouted, making Momo jump a little bit in surprise. Izuru hardly ever shouted like that, at least not to her. Izuru looked down, ashamed at having shouted at his friend the way he did. "Forget it. You don't have to say it. It's there, in your eyes. You just see Captain Gin as some weirdo; a freak, just like everyone else sees him. But, I see him differently. He's...He's beautiful." Izuru said, and fought back tears.

"Izuru...I..." Momo said, and reached out a hand to Izuru, but he shrugged her away. "Come on, we'd better get back to the main hall." He said, and sighing, Momo followed him. When they got there, the paperwork that was Izuru's was done. "Huh? But...who did it?" Izuru said, puzzled. He was startled, when Gin's face appeared directly beside his own. "Ah did." Gin said, with his trademark smile. "Gaah! Captain Gin! I'm so sorry, I should have done the rest of the paperwork first, and I'm such a klutz!" Izuru said, going bright red with embarrassment.

"It's okay; don' worry yah pretty lil' head about it." Gin replied, and Izuru went another shade of red when he heard his Captain call him 'Pretty'. "But what I want tah know is... what were you two talkin' about for all this time?" Gin asked, and his eyes opened. Just a slight crack. But enough to show Izuru that his Captain wasn't fooling around anymore.

'How can I tell my Captain that I pretty much confessed to Momo that I'm in love with him'? He thought, trying frantically to come up with a decent enough lie. "And don' bother lyin' tah meh, mah Izuru." Gin said, which caused Izuru to start sweating bullets. "Because yah know, ah can smell a lie like a fart in a car." Gin said, which caused Kenpachi Zaraki to start laughing like a maniac. "Hahahahahahaha! A fart in a car, that's a good one! I bet you learned that from Ichigo, didn't ya?" Zaraki said, with a maniacal grin.

Gin faced Kenpachi. "Oh, dear. It appears yah caught meh." Gin said, but his attention was back on Izuru again. He starred at Izuru like a hawk. That was when Momo cut in. "I asked Izuru out on a date later on." She said, which caused Izuru to cough like he was an asthmatic. Gin smiled, and patted Izuru on the shoulder. "See, I told yah so." He said, and grinned at Aizen, who frowned. "You told Captain Aizen what?" Izuru said, bewildered. "Ah bet Captain Aizen that Momo would confess her love to yah. And now Captain Aizen owes meh dinner and good liquor fer later." Gin said, and smirked at Aizen, who looked away with a...what was that...a pout?

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Later on that evening, after Izuru had finished bathing, and was getting ready for bed in his quarters, he lie on his futon staring up at the ceiling. 'But...Momo was so serious. I wonder what she was trying to say.' He said, mulling about his thoughts of what Momo was trying to get at, and in the end it was nearly driving him insane.

'To hell with this, I'll just go and see if the Captain is back yet. I can't sleep, I may as well see if he needs some company.' He thought, and got up, and headed out of his quarters, making his way towards Captain Gin's quarters. He came to the house which was Gin's and made to knock on the door, but twinged as his hand was repelled by a medium-to-level barrier. 'What the hell?' Izuru frowned, and gently placed his hand on the door again, and he could feel it vibrating gently under the palm of hand. A barrier. A high level barrier, and it was placed not only over the door, but over the whole entire house!

Izuru immediately went into panic mode. What if his Captain had drank too much and was now passed out inside and needed assistance? Izuru made up his mind then and there to do away with the barrier and help his Captain. Izuru was no novice when it came to barriers. He had been studying a lot in his free time, and a barrier like this one shouldn't be too much for him. So, concentrating some of his power into the right palm of his hand, he began quietly chanting the spell that would disintegrate the barrier around the house.

Izuru opened his eyes, and as he did, he saw the barrier begin to disintegrate, like it was melting away from the house. And, so silently...Izuru opened the front door...and stepped inside.

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Once inside Gin's house, he shut the door quietly behind him, then went into the living room, and into the kitchen, quietly whispering his Captain's name. "Captain Gin? Captain? Are you here?" Izuru whispered, and searched everywhere, except for the main bedroom. He had been here many times, but never, ever, had he dared to intrude into where his Captain slept. That was like...asking for trouble. 'I shouldn't go into my Captain's bedroom, that's an invasion of his privacy...' Izuru thought silently. He made to turn around and go back the way he came, when he heard hushed voices coming from inside Captain Gin's bedroom.

'What the...Someone IS in there! Is it Captain Gin? Is he alright!' Izuru thought, and hurried over to the door. "...should...aah...make tha plans...more sooner..." Came the unmistakable voice of Gin Ichimaru. "That's...unh...why I chose you, Gin...unh...you suit me perfectly." Another voice spoke up. Izuru's eyes widened. It was Captain Aizen's voice.

Swallowing the lump in his throat, he peered into the bedroom, which had the door slightly ajar. What he saw...tore his heart out...and ripped it into shreds. There was Captain Gin, His Captain, His Love. And he was on the bed, having sex with Captain Aizen. Izuru felt tears well in his eyes. He felt his chest tightening. He would have ran away right at that very moment, except that Aizen started to talk again, while thrusting in and out of Gin.

"So, we fake...ahh...my death. Join...with the hollows...ahhh...and reign supreme...aaahnnn!" Aizen said, with one last thrust, and came inside of Gin. Gin also came, then stared snakelike at Aizen. "No one will be able tah stop ya, ya know." Gin said, grinning. "I know." Aizen said, with an evil predatory smirk plastered all over his face.

Izuru couldn't believe what he was seeing or hearing. 'This must be dream, this HAS to be a dream!' He thought, nearly beginning to hyperventilate. 'Calm down, Izuru. Calm down. You have to get out of here...You have to leave. Right now.' He thought, trying to calm his raging thoughts and racing heart. But, it wasn't working. Any minute now, he was likely to either faint or have a heart attack from the shock of it all.

Taking a few deep, silent breaths, he calmly stood back, turned around, and went to silently go back the way he came. Except, that plan didn't go like that. Izuru's foot banged into one of Gin's bookshelves, and some books fell to the floor, making a lot of noise. 'Ouch..fuuuu..' Izuru nearly swore in his mind, but he had no time. He sprinted for the hallway. He could already hear Captain Gin and Captain Aizen running to get out of the bedroom and after the culprit.

Speeding up, he made it to the front door, and opened it, and ran outside. Just as he closed the door, he saw Gin's eyes pinned on him from the hallway, then the door was shut. This time Gin really did swear. "Fuck! He saw me! Shit!" He cursed, as he ran as fast as he could with an aching foot. He ran and ran until he came to Momo's quarters. She knew what was going on. She knew...and tried to tell him...tried to warn him.

Not so far now, if I can just make it...in time..." Izuru breathed out, and raised a hand to knock on the door, when an arm snaked around his waist from behind, and he was pulled to a slim, solid chest. "Runnin' from yer Captain? Mah, Mah. That simply won't do." Came the whisper of Gin's voice close to his ear. Izuru went to shout Momo's name, but a hand was clamped firmly over his mouth, and Izuru winced, as he felt a needle gently being inserted into the flesh of his neck, felt the drugs being pumped into him.

The hand was gone from his mouth, but he had lost the ability to speak. His legs couldn't even hold him up. He would have fallen to the ground if Gin hadn't picked him up in his arms. Izuru's eyes were having trouble staying open, they kept fluttering. Trying, fighting to stay awake. Gin started to walk away from the safety of Momo's quarters, carrying Izuru in his arms.

Izuru felt a tear slide down his cheek, but he couldn't move, even to wipe it away. They would surely kill him. If not for what he saw, then most definitely for what he heard. Before he passed out, he saw Gin staring down at him while he was carried to wherever he was taking him. "Don' fight it, lil' Izuru. Sleep now... for yah'll soon know what yah fate is..." Were the words Izuru heard, before sleep claimed his mind and his body.

TBC?

A/N: Okay, so this was FIRST ever Bleach fanfiction. I haven't watch the whole series, only up until Aizen goes up to heaven in the bright light (sarcasm). But anyway, read and review. Tell me if this sucks or if this rocks. Tell me if I should continue, or if I should just let sleeping dogs lie. ;)