Title: Opposite etisoppO
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing: Implied Xigbar x Demyx, Xigbar x Zexion
Rating: T
Author's Notes: Lord this fanfic is seriously old. Written in my freshman year for a friend of mine, I've re-written it a bit, but not enough so it still kinda sucks. 3 short chapters. Please Review and comment at the end of the story.
Summary: An old feud fuels an idea that might just change a nobody's persepcetive.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, and any other Similiar Game plays. All Rights to Disney, and Square Emix.
Chapter 1
Being a nobody wasn't at all as it was cracked up to be. Especially with no heart. For Xigbar, it wasn'y a handycap- just an excuse. He just missed Number 9. He'd give anything to see that kid right about then. It was hard, being stuck in a quiet castle for 2 days with no liquor, and no boy-toy to help bodily needs. He trudged down the hallway to the recreation room, hoping that a few games would get his mind his closet obsession.
"...arrrrghhhhh..." Xigbar moaned. He was a LOOONG way from playing any video games because he didn't feel like warping. "...urrrrghhhh..."
Number two continued to trudged down the hallway, like a zombie, if you like, when he heard giggling of sorts. All of a sudden a half naked Axel ran down the hallway.
"What the fu-?"
Axel slid pass Xigbar, stopping short.
"Hey Xiggy, have you seen Roxa-..?" Suddenly Roxas flew out of no where at Axel and dragged him into a sudden portal- leading to god knows where. "Never mind-!" Axel chuckled, his happy voice cut off by the darkness collapsing on it's self in a wisp of dark smoke.
Xigbar slid to his knees and pounded on the castle floor. This wasn't fair. It just wasn't fair that Axel and Roxas both received simple missions and then got to hump like bunnies for the rest of their free time. Rubbing the back of his neck, he fingered a memory-less scar.
"Guess I'll pass on the games for now," Xigbar grumbled, opening a portal. "I'll go visit Vexen. Maybe he has some potion that'll KILL me..."
In seconds, the free-shooter stepped into Vexens Lab/Room. Horrible fumes attacked his nose, which he plugged up as he wound through the maze of beakers and test tubes.
"Alright Zexion, this should help you with that headache of yours." Came Vexens voice. Xigbar stopped short, seeing a very pissed Zexion, and Vexen stirring some mixtures. Xigbar smirked, a plan forming.
A while back, Zexion had called the pirate a narcissistic -horny bastard-of-a-man-with-no-dignity-and that when he meets Sora he would-DIE. Of course, Zexion had called him that because Xigbar had called him 'short', but still, it stung. Mostly because most of it was on the dot. MOST of it. Feeling pretty sadistic right about now, he waited till Vexen started to lecture Zexion on the different side effects that might happen, like he always does, before he created a warp hole. Another like it appeared near the beaker. His hand appeared shortly and with it picked up a rather colorful vile with some writing on it. He took the stopper off and then poured the liquid into the beaker meant for the shrimp.
"Heh, lets see you call me a bastard NOW!" Grinned Xigbar. Feeling pretty good and accomplished, the little warp hole disappeared just in time before Vexen turned back to the beaker handing it to Zexion.
"Enjoy your drink you little punk." With the last remark, Xigbar disappeared through a portal to the Game room.
AN: Review at the end.