Don't own a thing except Lexi, Zack and Max
How'd you guys meet?
"LINDSEY ALEXIS COOPER!" A pissed Sonny Cooper screamed as she found twelve-year-old son Zack super-glued to a wooden chair.
"Yeah, mom?" Lexi asked her mom, silently hoping she didn't find out yet.
"WHY THE HELL IS YOUR BROTHER'S ASS STUCK TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S CHAIR?"
"Uh…Because he was annoying."
"Well, you're annoying but I don't glue you to chairs, no do I? GET HIM OFF THE CHAIR!"
Lexi groaned. Darn it that mom's PMSing.
When she saw the boy bound-gagged and trying to pry himself off the black chair, she had to cover her mouth to stop the fit of laughter from leaving her lips.
"Oh, haha. Real funny. You're such a riot." Zack said, mocking laughter as his older sister walked over to him and pushed the chair backwards, making him scream.
"Lex, there's a guy on the phone for you. I think his name is…Trevor or Travis or something." Maxine Eve Cooper said, entering the kitchen, unfazed as she took in the scene in front of her.
Lexi mouthed "Not here."
"Ohhh…" Max mouthed back and winked at her little sister.
Lexi started to thank her sister for showing a speck of rare kindness but was cut short by Max saiyng to Trevor "She said she's not here. Call her back in about…ten minutes. Maybe she'll change her mind. Kay. Bye."
Lexi glared at her sister, forgetting his situation until he shouted "Hey! Still here!"
Max looked at him, glanced at Lexi and said "Good luck." before walking out, not wanting to get involved in the mess.
"Hey, Max." Chad Dylan Cooper greeted, giving his eldest kid a hug before looking at his two other offsprings. "Well, well, well. Your mom didn't lie when she said you two weren't playing nice."
"Hello to you too, dad." Lexi said, rolling her eyes and giving the tall man a hug.
"HEY! AGAIN, STILL HERE!" Zack shouted, annoyed.
Lexi sighed and said "We know. We're still waiting till you're eighteen until we ignore and forget you."
Zack glared at her and looked at his father expectantly, waiting for him to tell her off.
"Aww...We're not gonna ignore you, Zack. We'll remember you every month when you ask for a grand."
"Hey! Just a hundred bucks…"
"Wait six years, son. Six long years."
After they got Zack off the chair, they all went to the living room and found Sonny and Max watching a movie.
"Wow, this guy's a douche…" Max said, digging her hands in a bowl of popcorn.
"Well, I hope he's not more important than your husband."
"Oh, hey Chad! Take a seat." Sonny grinned, patting a chair next to her as her two other children sat down with their eighteen-year-old sister.
"Hey mom…How'd you and dad meet?"