Notes:

Hey everyone! I've got a new story for you. Yeah, I probably should be working on my others, but I felt like doing this one. It's pretty different from the three stories I was working on. Now there's only two, but I just finished the third one. Anyways, it's a lot less slash, a lot less drama, and a ton more comedic. Yay! Please review, but no hate.

Oh, and I put up a bunch more Transformers pics on Deviantart, if you wanna check them out. I've gotten a lot better. I guess when I'm bored, I draw better.

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, their characters, or their franchises. I wish I did though. That would be totally awesome. But sadly, all I own are my stories, some drawings, and some toys. I also don't own Barbie. I don't really want to, though.

How to Prank the Hatchet: Part 1-Barbie Chaos

"Why did you want me to help again?" Sunstreaker asked his brother.

"Because you are the artist. And this requires an artist's touch," Sideswipe replied.

"Well, if we get in trouble, I'm blaming you. I'm just an unwilling participant," Sunstreaker said.

"Nah. You know you wanted to do this just as much as I do," Sideswipe replied.

"No."

"Yes. You like the thrill."

"Fine, you got me. But we better finish this before it's morning. I don't wanna get caught."

"Chillax, Sunny. We aren't gonna get caught. I've got it all covered."

"I hope so. And don't call me Sunny!"

"Sorry Sunshine."

"Grrrr."

The next morning, Ratchet was heading to the med bay. He worked almost every day, even his days off. So, this was pretty normal. What was not normal, however, was what he saw when he arrived.

The entire med bay was painted pink. Pink! The floors, the walls, the med berths. Even the ceiling was pink!

But that wasn't the most horrifying part. There were plastic, human, female dolls attached to almost every flat surface. Not only that, but they were horrifyingly perfect. The dimensions were all off for a normal human female. They were way too skinny, and their breasts were too big. Their legs were too long for their bodies, and their feet looked too tiny to even support them.

The ugly, plastic dolls also had the gaudiest costumes on. It's like they were going to a costume party, but took a wrong turn. There were horseback riding outfits, princess dresses, cocktail dresses, chef's outfits, nurse outfits, and any other insane costume you could think of.

Ratchet was fuming. This was his med bay! He worked here every day fixing bots that always managed to hurt themselves in some way. He didn't need this. Somebody was going to clean this up, and he knew it wasn't going to be him.

Ratchet knew exactly who the culprits were. He knew it was both of them because Sideswipe couldn't possibly manage this on his own. And they would be the bots that would fix it, even if he had to lock them in the med bay until the job was done.

"SIDESWIPE! SUNSTREAKER! GET YOUR AFTS IN HERE RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN YOU INTO TOASTERS AND WELD YOU TO THE FRAGGING CEILING!" Ratchet screamed.

"Wow, he sounds pissed," Sideswipe said to his brother.

"What did you think was gonna happen? I don't think anybody would enjoy that. Should we go in there?" Sunstreaker replied.

"No. He'd kill us!" Sideswipe answered.

"But if we wait, it will probably be worse," Sunstreaker said.

"Yeah. I guess you're right. It's been nice knowing you, Sunny," Sideswipe said.

"It's been nice knowing you too, bro," Sunstreaker replied. Then they headed to face the Hatchet.

"I want both of you to clean this mess up! And you can't stop until the job is done. Or else we might have some toasters for Spike and Sparkplug. You got that?" Ratchet said.

"Yes sir!" Sideswipe said as he gave a mock salute.

Sunstreaker slapped his brother upside the head. "You're a doofus, you know that?" he said.

"But you love me anyways, Sunny," Sideswipe replied.

"Both of you, get to work," Ratchet said. Then he headed to his office to get some reports done.

"This is gonna take forever!" Sunstreaker complained.

"Yeah, but it was totally worth it," Sideswipe replied.

"I guess it was," Sunstreaker said.

"Yep! And I got it all on video!"

"Sweet. We can watch it when we're done."

"Totally worth it."

Notes:

Ta da! There you have it! The first part of How to Prank the Hatchet. You didn't think this was it, did you? This is only the beginning. I have more where this came from. I hope you enjoyed! I know I had a lot of fun writing this. Please review, but no hate. Until next time my dear readers!