my first story on FINALLY :DD well...its about kakuzu taking on a difficult mission and hes draging hidan with him rated M for hidans mouth :P
disclamer: i own...nothing except this story naruto characters belong to the person who made naruto which name..escapes me at the moment..
well ON TO THE STORY! YOSH!
"Where are we going again?" hidan asked, his hands behind his back as he walked the dirt road.
"To his place…" kakuzu answered while looking at his bounty book "it says here that the bounty on his head is 10000000000000000000 "
Hidan chuckled "what is this dude chuck Norris?"
Silence…..=3=
Hidan's eyes widen and he turned on his heals getting ready to run, kakuzu grabbed his collar before he could take another step forward. "Shit, shit, shit let me go you senile jerk I'm not ready to die!" hidan screamed in fear
"I'm scared to" kakuzu admitted "but think of the money, his heart would last me centuries, and his body would be a great sacrifice to your so called god. Also think about the money hidan it's all about the money"
"Holly fuck kakuzu has money finally gone to your head?"
Hidan was right beyond measure.
Hidan continued bitching "I mean not even tobi is dumb enough to take on this mission it's like suicide. Where the hell does he live anyway?"
"Carmen Santiago" kakuzu murmured
"What the hell, how do you expect us to find him then!"
"I heard that he is now in his vacation home in the woods just a few minutes away from here"
"Listen you got a good point about the body and stuff but are you willing to risk your life on money kakuzu? I heard his roundhouse kick can kill 5 elephants at the same time in one hit"
"Bull shit" kakuzu scoffed
"Bull shit? BULL SHIT? ARE YOU CRAZY? Its fucking chuck Norris there's no bull shit against chuck Norris maybe his twin brother Richard Simmons…now that dude has some problems…but not chuck Norris"
"Where the hell do you get this stuff from?"
" Really kakuzu are you that old it's called Google you senile bitch"
"Shut up hidan or next time I won't sew your head back on"
" Neh, neh, neh, neh, nag, nag, nag, nag" hidan mocked while rolling his eyes
" Why you bi-" kakuzu started but was interrupted with a "who are you?" from a powerful voice that seemed to be coming from in front of them.
The zombie boys turned their heads slowly to the front, hidan gasped and kakuzu shivered in fear
"I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T ANSWER ME" yelled chuck Norris, he roundhouse kicked kakuzu in 2 seconds flat destroying four of his hearts in the process.
Hidan fell backwards in amazement and fear, he stared at his partner in dismay who was knocked out cold.
"I can't believe it" hidan whispered, his trembling hands grabbed his rosary "oh jashin-sama" he silently prayed "don't let me die now there's so many people I didn't get to kill yet" but apparently he didn't prayed silently enough, chuck herd every word.
"I'll be doing the killing here" chuck Norris stated in a fearsome voice, which shook hidan to the very bone. Chuck roundhouse kicked the ground only inches away from hidan's family jewels.
Hidan let out a scream as high pitched as an 8 year old girl.
"OH JASHIN!" he cried
What will befall are heroes? Err…villains?
Find out in the next installment of *007 music plays* mission impossible
DUN, DUN DUUUUN