OK DISLCLAIMER HELLO;;;;;;;;:::: i dont own shugo chara or durarara or any shit okokokookokokoko
me: ok hello this is a story im writing lol ok so like yh its for dani ok im making her one individually bc throughout the
time ;-; i had no computer ;_; she was always there for me ;w; such a sweet girl :'D
dani: ilu tera
me: ilu2 dani :D
amu: idgaf about you ok NOW ON WITH THE FUCKING STORY ALREADY I HAVE A MEETING TO ATTEND LOLJK
ikuto: ok amu only use bad words when we have sexual intercourse ok
me: stfu
kida: hi im here with izaya ok -izaya is like a man next 2 kida k-
val:...can i record u guise doing it
kizaya(LOL): shure
val: AYYYWIEHYEIHORQ#$HQ%$I# YESSSSE K LETS GO -leaves with them- 8D
me:...ok lets start
ok so one day izaya was all "dayum i need to jack off" and so he went to the park with little childrenz and he saw...
AMU OMG LIKE A BABBBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOW CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEE loljk shes ugly so liek anywayz izaya walked up to her like "hay lil gurl y u so l8" and she all "who the fuck are you"
AND SO LIEK way back in the bg is like shizuo and he like was pedo 4 lil bby amu 444444long time n so he was all thinking 'fuck u izaya u bitch'
and like so ikuto was like not a baby he was 69 loljk but like and like new that shizzzzzzzzy was like pedo for her n yh so he like went up to him like "dude gtfo of my lady" and shizuo was like" whoa there izaya is the one feeling her up":"
AND SO SHIZUO WAS LIKE "OH FUCKING" AS HE RUTEND AROUND 222222 CCCCCCCCCCCCCC ALIL BB AMU BEEIN CARRIED AWAY BY IZAYA AND HE WAS OH NO U DI'NT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Shizuo was in complete awe as he watched Ikuto chase after Izaya and the baby. Suddenly, he realized that both of them were sexual predators (a/n: ok thats the end of me trying to actually write for once ok)!1111 HE HAD TO SAVE THEM!
so like k he ran up to them and was like "dudes. just gtfo and i will take amu and give her to her mom." and they were like whoa there hold.
and like so amu was like "gtfo of me" and hit everyone in site in the jugular.
55555555555555555 YEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LATERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR "moooooooooooom im leavinggggg" amu grabbed her shit and fucked out the door "no bb" said mom "ilu pls don go" but amu waz alrdy far away so mmom creyeyd "hey bby lets have sex" said mikado "GTFO" amu pushed him out of her vagina smooth and walked to the park"this is where i was almost abducted-"
"HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUISEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM UTAU AND IM GONNA SING K" Utau took her mic and sang screamo. everyone fucked her and kukai shot her and she died
thend.
me: kk dani hope u enjoyed
dani: u bet i did bb
mikado and kukai k: why was i only featured once mang
me: cos u 2 r 2 kwl 4 evry1 readin!
them: OHOK
mom: BYE