Warning: OCC-ness.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto.

That Cake Was The Bomb!

Deidara's P.O.V

'Ahhahahaha!' I did an evil scientist laugh as I began to add the finishing touches to my new creation; A cake bomb. Why would anyone make a cake bomb you ask? Well, this was far Itachi, rumour has it that he likes sweet things. The plan was to get him to eat my cake and as soon as it settles down….BOOM! It will be raining Itachi pieces. Yes, I will defeat him; that bastard.

'Ahhahahaha!'

'Wow Deidara, your cake looks really good.' Itachi commented.

'You think so?' I asked smiling. 'I'm made it just for you.'I said going into another fit of laughter.

'For me?' he smiled. 'Can't wait to taste it.'

'Patience… Not far from now you'll be meeting our God.' I whispered to myself and chuckled.

'What?'

'Oh… nothing. I'll call you when its finish.'

'Oh … ok then. I'll be with Kisame.' He said and left the room.

Yes! I already have him playing in my little game I like to call, BOOM GOES THE CHEESECAKE AND ITACHI'S HEAD!

'Hahaha!' another evil genius laugh. 'Oh... I'll be right back…be good while I'm gone.' I said while giving it an air kiss and left.

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Sasori's P.O.V

'Uh…What's this?'

I looked down on the countertop and behold there was a cake. Itachi was right. Deidara did remember my birthday. Awwww and he even made a cake just for me.

I should probably thank him first…. But Itachi said if I ate it all up nothing would make Deidara happier and all I want is Deidara to be happy… so I guess I should just eat it now.

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Deidara's P.O.V

'I'm back! Were you go…' I stared at the countertop. No cake. I guess Itachi couldn't wait. Heheheee…

'Hey Deidara!'

I jumped at the voice.

'Sa… Sasori I didn't see you there.'

'Thanks for the cake!' he jumped up and gave me a really big hug. 'You do care!'

'Uh… cake?' I asked nervously. 'You ate the cake?' my eyes now twitching violently.

'Yeah. It was the best cake I ever tasted!'

Uh… Wow. What a backfire! But if Sasori ate the cake… that means it will be raining Sasori pieces…. Wait… That can't be good. No!

'Sa.. Sasori?

'Yeah?'

'Remember that plan I had about blowing up Itachi's internals.'

'Yeah?'

'Well… You see…' I mumbled nervously while backing away from him. 'That cake was the bomb!'

Just any minute now.

'Yeah. That cake was the BOMB!...Wait…Wha…'

BOOM!

And as I thought, it was raining Sasori pieces.

'Ah….Umm guys… I think I might need another partner.'

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