7 Person Army of Power (Normal Edition)
Yes, this story is not supposed to make perfect sense, only a little. If you want OC info for my OCs, go check out my story Legend of the Gamer for most of my profiles, and that's all! Will have some parodying of certain things. There is a plot, but not much of one.
Chapter 1: Computer of DOOM! AKA Day 1
(September 30, 2005, 4:23 P.M.)
I was just minding my business by surfing the web, mostly on my hotmail account and Gamefaqs, when that my computer started to vibrate slowly, where it was barely visible. It was playing the music Still Waiting by Sum 41 on second and the next, it stopped. "What the fuck?" I asked myself. "Ahh!" I looked behind me and saw a little white hole in the ground appearing. I looked back to my 15 inch monitor and saw a message. I read it aloud. "Do you want to have the characters of many games in your house? Is so, click yes. If not, sorry, you have to… I don't get that message very well… Oh well…" I clicked on 'yes' and saw nothing happen. "See? This is what happens when you daydream too much…" I said to myself.
I looked behind myself again, and the hole was getting larger.
"What the heck? What do I have to lose?" I said as I jumped into the hole, and landed on top of something, but I was still in my room. Just only my feet went into the hole. I jumped off what I landed on, and got back fully into the study room. Which is where I was at. Suddenly, I heard music from the air.
Ambience Music is now playing- You Never Know (guitar remix) by thegimpsta
Who came out of the hole? None other than absolutely nothing. For a moment, at least. The hole moved to the ceiling of the study room. And out fell a bundle of animals. "And the music is playing the wrong piece." I commented to the air. (A/N For the records, I am not crazy or insane, just like to talk to myself a lot. A/N)
"Oops!" A voice said from somewhere in the air. I'll call him 3rd person narrator. Or 3PN for short.
Ambience Music is now playing- Defcon Zero by ParagonX9
"Still the wrong music…" I said to that same person.
"Shut UP!" 3PN yelled to me.
The bundle of animals all got up and I decided to try to not be noticed for a second by standing off to the side. "What happened with that machine Tails? Did you mess up the coordinates AGAIN?" One of the animals said. I couldn't tell due to the huge pile was still there, and they hadn't gotten a chance to get sorted out off of each other.
"Err, I don't think we are in any place I know of…" I heard from another.
"Geez! Can't you guys just get up already?" I said in annoyance at them.
They immediately got up and sorted out into my little study room. "And who are you? Do you know-" I cut off Sonic suddenly. I finally could see who was who now.
"Fatass? Nope, but he's not on this world. But, if he was, he'd be dead in about 2 seconds by the US military." I yawned, sounding bored.
"What the? 2 seconds? How?" Knuckles asked.
"Simple. Infinite ways to do so for the military. But, I'm not saying in exact details though. One way is to use an M-16 to shoot him in a few bullets." I said. "And there are easily more gory ways also…"
"Do we wanna know?" Amy asked for the entire group.
Ambience Music is now playing- Still Waiting by Sum 41
"Nope. You don't." I replied.
"This song is not very truthful." Tails noticed.
"Eh, for your world maybe, but in this one, it's pretty good at telling some truths. Mostly I think it's a great song. I memorized it." I said out of random thoughts.
"I'm just… gonna leave…" Shadow said leaving my room. But, he forgot to open the door, and ran into it head on. "HEY! Open damn door!"
"What do you think my house is? Automatic?" I asked while laughing at his stupidity. "We don't have that kind of money! And is that WT?" I asked as I spotted my OC character from Fanfiction.
"Yeah, it's me. Why?" WT answered.
"Unreal…" I said quietly, but they heard.
"What's so unreal about it?" Sonic demanded.
"Oh, nothing…" I said as I tried to walk past everyone, and I opened the door for Shadow and I walked out also.
Another portal appeared from the ceiling of the hallway, and out came Eggman AKA Fatass. "Aha! I found you Adam! My plan is working…"
"Nani-nani…" I said as I walked back into the study, and didn't let anyone see him. I grabbed a screwdriver and ran back out. "Fight then, Fatass. Or you a little afraid of me?" I taunted.
"Oh, we'll see about that." He open fire with a machine gun from somewhere on his little pod thingy of his.
Ambience Music is now playing- FFVII Battle Orchestrated by DJXBrav
"Oy, good music for a fight." I said as I flipped around the screwdriver expertly. I ran up to his pod and drove the screwdriver into the metal pod, making a hole in the metal.
Suddenly, Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, and Tails all ran out of the room, having now seen Eggman. Shadow was now unconscious from the pod having landed on him before hovering back to normal height. "Hey! Stand back kid!" Sonic ordered. I ran off into my kitchen and grabbed 2 knives and ran back, now blocking Eggman from escaping.
"I won't stay out of a fight if I have a knife! Never!" I yelled as I ran forward and slashed into the metal once more.
"Hah, you think you can stop me with knives? I'm not that stupid!" Eggman shouted.
"Fuck you bitch. You are gonna go down here!" I began to think for a second about a technique I could do to destroy the pod.
"What did you say?" He yelled at me. He rearmed the machine guns and fired at me, but I dodged.
"Heh, taunting you is so much fun." Sonic said as he jumped up and rammed the pod again.
"Hmm, I could do a Kill Bill here, but not with all these people watching me…" I said thinking some more. They ALL looked at me weirdly. "Hmm, I could just also go and get that one little BB gun to shot him down… I think I'll do that!" I ran off into the room where my parents hid the BB gun (yes a BB gun, but I modded it a year ago to be MORE powerful than most REAL guns). "Aha! I got it!" I yelled as I ran out of the room with the rifle-styled gun.
Ambience Music is now playing- Thanks for Nothing by Sum 41
I ran back to the hallway (which is only 10 feet long by 3 feet wide) with the gun in my right hand. "What the crap?" Tails asked looking at the medium sized rifle in my hands. "Don't turn into another Shadow please…"
"Eh, don't worry about that. You know I wouldn't just by knowing my online name. Which is Shadowkiller27, or 28, or 282. Nevermind…" I said as I took aim quickly. "Here goes about 3 bucks at the arcades…" I shot and easily hit the large pod several times. "Hehehe, it paid off to practice…"
"Huh?" Knuckles asked. Sonic rolled his eyes and he attacked again at the pod. The pod that Eggman was in began to smoke black out of the screwdriver hole I made earlier.
I shot once more, and hit another easy set of BBs into the metal hull of the weak pod. "I'll get you next time Adam!" Eggman shouted as a portal opened and he flew into it as the machine he rode began to catch fire.
Momentary Music is now playing- FFVII Battle Victory by FFVII Music Development Team
"Heh, SK27 strikes again!" I said with a grin. I walked back to the room where the rifle went and I put it up. I looked at my watch and saw it said 5:12 P.M. "Shit! My parents will be home in any second!" I ran back to the group.
Ambience Music is now playing- You Never Know (guitar remix) by thegimpsta
"How do we get back now Tails? Are we stuck here with no way out?" I overheard Amy ask the little kitsune.
"I… don't know… Depends…" He answered with hesitation evident in his voice.
"Eh, coming through!" I said loudly as I walked past the group and back onto my computer. My best friend Ian was on AIM wanting to talk to me.
Here's as following:
Anikan211: Yo
Shadowkiller282: What's up?
Anikan211: Not too much
Anikan211: The normal
Anikan211: School work
Shadowkiller282: I see… Hmm…
Shadowkiller282: U talkin to other people AGAIN?
Anikan211: Yea, y?
Shadowkiller282: Damn… U know, I got some of the Sonic cast in my hallway right now
Anikan211: U been wantin those emulated games too long now
Anikan211: U are crazy u know?
Shadowkiller282: Whatever…
(A/N Since I don't wanna type out a full AIM conversation, I'll abbreviate the names)
SK282: U der?
A211: Yea sry
SK282: Ack! G2G, they're watching me type!
A211: Whatever…
Anikan211 has signed off at 5:23:47 P.M.
(End AIM Transmission)
"Who was that?" Sonic asked quickly.
"Um, my friend Ian. Why?" I asked hoping they wouldn't notice any other things on my computer as I browsed my computer for some files, namely my music player I have.
"Nevermind."
Media Player is now playing- Megaman 3 Intro by italiandragon84
"What's that song?" Amy pointed out one certain song. She pointed directly to the one named 'Green Forest'.
"Um, one random song on my computer." I said half true, half lie. I got that song as a remix on Newgrounds, but that's the only Sonic song on my computer thankfully for the moment being. Mostly I had self made music by random artists, like ParagonX9. "I got it off the net. Why do you ask?"
"Oh, it reminds me off one of the zones back at home. I mean the name." Amy replied. Crisis averted.
Media Player is now Playing- Still Waiting by Sum 41
I began to sing along with the song VERY silently, but yet, Tails still heard. "Why are you singing it really softly?"
"Why are you asking so many questions?" I retorted. Heh, if that comment was a flamethrower, it'd have burnt Tails with 2nd degree burns. I laughed. Shadow FINALLY got out of unconsciousness and walked into the room. "Damn, it's getting crowded in here…" I noticed. "Eh, I'm a just gonna leave now… Hoight!" I jumped out of my chair and ran out of the room. The garage door was heard in the background. "Shit! My parents are home! At least, one of them…" I walked calmly into my room, and the group followed. "Why are you? Nevermind… I guess… Hmm, one or two of you need to hide in my closet over there." I pointed to the closet. No one moved. "Just do it… I need to figure out a way to make sure you ALL don't get caught in here when my dad walks into the house."
With that last statement, Amy pulled Sonic into the closet, with Sonic having huge eyes now as he was dragged into the closet. "Oh, thank god it's a walk-in closet!" I heard Sonic say in relief.
"Hahaha, heh… Now for the rest of you… Well, the two of you… Hmm…" I thought for a moment. "Go hide somewhere in here REALLY quick." Then it hit me. My grandpa's room was open since he'd left to go live with some other relatives of his. "Nevermind that… Follow me quick!" I ran out of the room, and rushed into my grandpa's room, and the two followed. (The room is in perfect condition, nothing wrong with it BTW).
"Okay, I'll have to take the floor here…" Knuckles hid around the corner to the room entrance, and I shut off the lights once more. Tails on the other hand, got to hide on the bed, which was still unable to be seen in the dark room.
"Wait a second… Where's Shadow?" I panicked and ran back into the study, where Shadow was waiting. "Follow me quick!" I nearly shouted, but the door to the garage opened. "Shit, nevermind. Hide behind the boxes NOW!" I whispered as I got back on my computer and tried to act like nothing was happening. Which I do that all the time, so I became good at it. "Hey Dad!" I called to my dad as he walked into the hallway next to the study. Shadow was still visible from the study entrance.
"Hey. You got any homework?" Dad asked me. I shook me head.
"No I don't. What's for dinner?" I asked.
"I don't know! I just got in from work!" Dad said as he walked into the kitchen across the small house we have. Of course our house isn't really THAT small, but still, it's not a 2 story or anything.
"Thank god that's partially over…" I sighed as Shadow came out from cover.
"Why did you want to hide everyone?" He asked.
"So my parents wouldn't know about you guys being here." I said truthfully. "Now to get you to a place you can actually hide at." I made Shadow follow me this time, and I got him to hide with Knuckles and Tails, and he hid near the bookcase in that room.
Media Player is now playing- no music (AKA off)
I walked into my bedroom, and heard a bang on my closet door. I hurried into the study and grabbed a pencil and some paper, and began to write on it.
It read as following:
I need you guys to not make ANY noise in there, okay?
In other words, do these few things for me-
-Don't talk, only whisper if needed to at all.
-Don't bang on the walls or the door, or even the dresser in there.
-Don't try to leave the room before I tell you to.
That's all. –Da man, Adam
(End note)
I slipped the note under the door, and heard a groan from Sonic. "Aw man!" I heard him whisper.
I also heard Amy giggle a little bit. Sucks for Sonic I guess. I walked over to my chair in the bedroom, and sat in it, turning on my PS2. (Yeah, the PS2, not any other console, yet…) I pressed the reset button and let the current game in the PS2 load. It turned out to be Burnout 3: Takedown. I loaded up my game file and selected Road Rage single events, and then chose Silverlake Southbound. Lastly, I chose the Super series Dominator. And the game loaded up the course, no mess ups either.
(10 FUN minutes later)
"Hell YEAH! Take that you motherfucker!" I yelled at the nearest racer as I took him out. "OH YEAH! 52 TAKEDOWNS!" (Yes, I seriously do this during game play of B3: T)
I turned off the game and turned around to see Shadow, Knuckles, AND Tails ALL standing behind me wondering what the fuck was going on. "What's with all the curses? And what's up with all the huge crashes?" Shadow asked cautiously.
"Yeah! I was trying to sleep!" Knuckles added.
"I didn't need to hear all those curses. Shadow does enough of them anyways." Tails said with a look saying 'WTF?' written all over it.
"Eh, I get REALLY violent in Burnout. And those curses just… well… come out in mid play… Yeah…" I scratched the side of my face softly, anime style. I bit my lower lip.
"Okay… whatever. I never thought ANYONE could curse MORE than me…" Shadow said as he walked off. And he went back to the other bedroom, as I call it.
"Hmm, don't you like modding things Tails?" I asked as I popped in NFS: U2 and reset the PS2. It loaded up like always, and I got it through all the menus, and let Tails get to modify any one of the cars really quickly.
"Yeah, a lot? Why?" He asked as he finished his modding. Of course he put on max performance parts also. I ran to the study and moved that chair to the other steering wheel controller I have in my room. (We have 2 Logitech Driving Force steering wheels in my room.)
"Move over into the other chair for a second, will ya?" I asked him, and Tails did so. I tuned up my car, a Mitsubishi 3000GT, and got it set up to my Z-Spec version (which is NOT a real version of the car, one I just made up) and got the two of us to race on the Outer Ring course. "We're racing that's why." I said as I got the two wheels set up before the race began.
(20 minutes later)
Last lap nearly was over. I was beating Tails by only 3 seconds, and had about a mile left in the track. "God dang it Tails! Stop hitting me with your tails!" I shouted in frustration as he (for the 32nd time) hit me with his tails by accident. I wonder how my dad hasn't finished dinner or my mom hasn't come home yet.
Ambience Music is now playing- Green Forest (remix) by thegimpsta
"Oooooo, good music." Tails just commented as the music changed. "Oh and sorry about that. I just do that by accident, sorry." Tails hit me again with those twin tails of his. "Sorry!"
"I think you are just doing it on purpose to mess me up. It ain't working you know!" I said laughing as I hit the nitrous oxide and left Tails's Skyline GT-R in the dust on the final straightaway on the 10 lap race. "Oh yeah! Mostly undefeated champion of this course!" I boasted.
"Mostly? Not exactly a perfect record…" Knuckles said.
"And you never noticed I was up here the ENTIRE time?" I heard WT say from the 2nd bunk of my bunk bed. Which is the upper bunk.
"Eh, I never really cared during the race, and because you actual didn't get noticed at all in over 30 minutes. I only knew you were there when you told me where you where you were as you spoke." I said not even looking. I got out my iPod nano and turned it on with-
iPod nano is now playing- BYOB by System of a Down
"Hehehe, now lets race again…" I said to Tails. I changed the game to B3: T now.
(skipping the loading sentences)
Silverlake Southbound. My best course in Road Rage mode on B3: T. "You are gonna die now!" I said as I rammed Tails off the road with a Big Rig Takedown, and he wrecked it and flipped his car REALLY violently, and the car smashed into an oncoming Taxi and flipped some more.
"Ouch, that's gotta hurt in real life." Knuckles said as he watched. I noticed that Sonic was trying to open the closet door, so I opened it, and let the two out. Sonic practically ran out as the door opened halfway. I looked back to the screen and-
CRASH!
I smashed into a van head on and my car flipped even MORE violently than Tails's wreck. The only difference was Tails rammed my car afterwards. The screen flashed with Aftertouch Takedown!
I smashed a racer off the entire cliff side, and it exploded at the bottom of the cliff. "BOOM!" I shouted, scaring Tails into a Psych Out takedown! "Hahaha!"
"What was that for?" Tails purposely hit me with his shoulder, messing me up to wreck a car I was already gonna wreck. So, he actually helped me. "Aww, that's not fair!"
I stopped listening to Tails, and began to sing part of BYOB.
"Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody is going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancing in the desert
Blowing up the sun...
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
They always send the poor!
They always send the poor!"
I stopped singing along as I took out car number 10, and I won with 10-8, with Tails as the one with 8 Takedowns. "Close eh?" I asked looking over to Tails.
"I started to actually play BETTER as you sang that song, I don't know why! I just did!" Tails said with bulged eyes. "I just started to take out more cars easily with you doing that."
"Heh, that happens to me all the time." I said as I changed songs.
iPod nano is now playing- Course of Evil Megaman 2 by GS-Screamer
I heard my dad coming to my room. "Quick! IN the closet!" I whispered, and they all ran into the closet, minus Shadow and WT (Water Tails). WT stayed on the bed, and Shadow was just not caring. "Get moving!"
"There's no room anymore in your small walk in closet now. You're screwed." Shadow said, pissing me off.
"Hide behind the bed, NOW!" I said in a hushed voice. Shadow shrugged and didn't listen. "Go, please?" I pleaded as my dad got closer to the closed door. I ran over to the PS2 and shut it off extra quick.
Shadow sighed and walked over behind the bed and just stood extra still, but still standing up. I walked over to the closed door and walked out of the room, and shut off the light. Now, both WT and Shadow were near invisible in the darkness of my room.
"Hey, dinner's ready. Wash your hands." Dad said as I walked by him. I hoped no one heard him say dinner. They'd all be in there in an instant, and leaving me to explain the world to my father. And I mean that I'd have a hell of a time to try doing that.
iPod nano is now playing- Defcon Zero by ParagonX9
(One hour later)
"Mmm, I love pizza!" I said as I walked back into the dark room. I forgot about the 6 in my room. I flipped on the light and remembered. "Hey guys!" I said a little cheerfully.
"What?" I heard everyone in the closet ask as they all pile out. I don't wanna know how they even fit in my closet, unless that one was between the old CRT monitor in there and the mini drawer, and 2 more under the clothes rack, and the last one next to the door and opposite the dresser in there.
"Come out. It's all clear." I said as I let the 4 out of the closet.
"About time! I had to hide between a monitor and a wooden drawer!" Tails complained. "I thought my tails wouldn't even fit there!"
I stifled a laugh as they all walked out. I looked at my watch. It read:
(September 30th, 2005, 7:03:37)
The phone rang suddenly, and my ears perked upwards. "I'll get it!" Sonic said semi-loudly, and he ran off before I could stop him. He returned in an instant nearly. "Here."
"Um, okay… Yeah…" I said as I took the phone. I pressed the talk button. It was Ian.
(2 hours later)
I finally had to get off the phone because that my dad began to shout for me to get off the phone so he could use it. I told Ian bye, and pressed off the talk button. I ran over to the phone hook and hung up the wireless phone. Too bad my cell was out of batteries. And the charger was dead nearly. I bet Tails could fix it though.
"You are really slow, you know?" Sonic said as I walked back into the room.
"You also know that you don't ALWAYS need to run around places." I said in resignation.
I noticed Amy yawn. "Sleepy?" I asked her.
"Yeah, where can I sleep?" She replied and asked. I thought about it, and let her sleep on the lower bunk of my bed, which is where I'd usually sleep. But, the lower bunk could hold 3 people easily though, so even if I still did sleep on that bunk, there would be room left for me.
"Amy, its only 10:47." Tails said as he looked at a watch on his arm. His watch showed the time back at his home I guess.
"Actually, here it is 9:15." I said subconsciously as I yawned. The previous part of the day had worn me out. Especially school.
"Okay, it's only 9:15 then. Okay Amy?" Tails retried again.
"I still wanna go to sleep." She said as she got under the covers of my bed. I walked off into the other room, and got back onto my computer.
I went online and decided to go to homestarruner . com and watch some e-mails. I searched for the perfect e-mail and found 'Japanese Cartoon'.
(5 minutes later)
I finally stopped laughing and I turned around to find… everyone else in the room also laughing, but not as loudly. Only Shadow, WT, and Amy weren't in the room. "That… was the… funniest… thing I've… ever watched… IN MY LIFE!" Knuckles laughed as he tried to talk, but he was laughing so hard.
"Heh, that's not EVEN the best one here on this site!" I said as I changed sites to my e-mails. I logged into my Shadowk28 Hotmail account (I have an alt Shadowk27 I use with my SK28 Fanfic alt account). It read with 3 new unread e-mails.
It read as follows:
Subject:
FF New Chapter Chapter 20 of story, POUR OUT OF MY TV WHY DONCH YA!
FF New Chapter Chapter 20 of story, A Boundary Crossed
FF Review Alert Story: Stuck in Spira
(End Subject lists)
I opened the review for my story and read it as the others looked over my shoulder, trying to see what I was doing.
The e-mail goes exactly like this:
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Do not use the reply button to respond to the reviewer.
The reviewer's identity is displayed below.
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Shadowkiller27,
The following review has been submitted to: Stuck in Spira Chapter: 16
From: Thesephirothclone ( http/www.fanfiction .net/u/886890/ )
Ya got a little need for speed, huh, well anyway, great chapter, and keep at
this, no matter how confused I get by this, I will still read because my life is
probably way more confused.
Little midget in a black robe, TSC signing out.
(End E-mail)
"Hehehe, I think I have a HUGE need for speed. Eh, it's still a review though… Well, let's see what else is on the net I wanna see now…" I said as I logged out of my account and shut out the window for the internet. I looked at my watch again, and it read 9:25:56 P.M.
"Um, I'm gonna go to bed. Where do I sleep?" Tails asked me.
"Hmm, let's see… Maybe you could share the bed with Amy or something; there should be more than enough room there." I said thinking some more.
"I guess… Bye." Tails walked out of the room and apparently went to bed. Or he lied and maybe began to make a machine to get the 6 of them all back home.
"As for me, I'm gonna go and eat some food. I'll maybe try to bring some back, but I'm not sure if I can without getting caught." I said walking towards the kitchen. My family was asleep now, and the kitchen was pitch black. I stealthily walked into the kitchen from the back route using the formal dining room instead of the normal dining room.
I crouched down as I walked into the green light from the over and microwave clock light. I went over to the island in the kitchen and opened it to get some snacks. I grabbed 4 strawberry shortcake rolls and got 5 water bottles, in case one of the others woke up needing water or wanted a small snack to eat. I went back to the formal dining room, where I then began to dash silently back to the study, and I walked in.
"Took long enough." Sonic said.
"Hey, I needed to not wake up my parents, okay?" I said in defense.
"Does it really matter how long it took, just that he got something to eat for us?" Knuckles asked as I gave the two one shortcake roll each. I logged off the computer and shut it off, and ate my roll quickly, and walked into my bedroom, where I found WT sleeping on the upper bunk, Tails and Amy sleeping on the lower bunk, and Shadow sleeping next to the bed, and in between the dresser next to the bed. But, he was curled into a ball somewhat just to fit. I sighed as I walked into the dark room and laid down at the backside of the bed, next to the wooden bookcase, which held all of my 1:18 car models and some of Byron's stuff from when he was in high-school. He's in college now.
I tried to sleep, and I finally went to sleep at 11:09 P.M.
A/N Review please! This might be a personal enjoyment story, but I'd love to have any reviews please! Anonymous reviews are allowed!