You know how all the Charmed titles were variations and plays off of titles and cultural references? I thought I'd take that and run with it a little. What if Charmed weren't Charmed, but something else? Something in popular culture. So without any further ado I give you.........
Cine-Charmed
by Snoopy
One
The energy ball sailed over Phoebe's head and hit the creature in it's middle, causing it to combust. Pieces rained down on the remains of the boat as Phoebe whirled around furiously and pointed an accusing finger at Cole.
"Why did you do that? I specifically told you not to do that!"
"You were about to fall into it's open mouth Phoebe. It could have killed you."
Phoebe scoffed. "Oh please. It was already dead and would have blown up on it's own shortly."
Cole threw his hands up in frustration. "First, it wasn't dead yet" he exploded, "and second, YOU CANNOT BLOW UP A GREAT WHITE BY IMPALING IT ON THE BOW OF A BOAT!"
"But we're in international waters" Phoebe cried. "It's supposed to work here!" She started to sob.
Cole toook her into his arms and rocked her back and forth.
"That theory was propagated by people who also think that you can fall into a shark's mouth, get dragged underwater while being chewed on and survive. They also think that Jaws 2 is a better film than Jaws. None of this is true. Trust me."
*sniff* "Really?"
"Really."
"Oh, okay." Phoebe hiccupped. "Can we still go do the thing with the genetically enhanced mako sharks and the high voltage cable?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Cool. Let's go."
Cole grabbed Phoebe and they shimmered out.