Disclaimer: If I did own this, which I don't, I wouldn't have to drag myself out of bed every morning because of work. So I apparently do NOT own!
Warnings: Language mostly, I guess… And shounen-ai, if that needs a warning.
A/N: I'm back with yet another story. I really should finish the ones I'm already working on instead of starting a new one… Yeah, yeah, whatever… What's done is done! Just on with the fanfiction :)
It's a meaningless one-shot, by the way…
Hope you like it!
When bored…
"I'm bored!" Malik sighs. "Someone come up with something to do. Please!" Silence. "Great. I'm taking to myself. What a drag. Why am I still talking to myself?" Silence. "No answer… If I'm going to talk to myself I better answer too. Do you hear me? Do I hear me? Whatever! I'm confusing myself."
Malik gets up from the couch and starts looking around. "What to do, what to do? Damn, I'm bored!" After a while of just standing there, he walks out of the house. "Maybe there's someone I can annoy? Oh, I know!"
*L*I*N*E*B*R*E*A*K*E*R*
Malik's standing outside a door, waiting for an answer. "Damn it! I've already knocked three times!" He shouts, and knocks, hard, again. Still no answer. "I give up! If it's unlocked, I'm going in." Malik tries the handle, and to his surprise it's unlocked. Walking inside and closing the door, he looks around.
After he has looked after somebody on all of the first floor, and not finding this somebody, he walks upstairs. "He better be home." Malik murmurs, while walking to this somebody's bedroom.
The door to the bedroom's slightly open, so Malik peeks inside. 'He's asleep? Boooring!' Quietly opening the door, Malik sneaks inside the room, trying not to wake the other occupant. When he stands right beside the bed he stops, for a little while… Before pouncing on the sleeping person. "Sleepy time's over, Bakura!"
"What the fuck!" Bakura yells, after he's rather unpleasant awakening. "What the hell do you think you're doing, brat?" Still yelling…
"Jesus… No need to yell." Malik smirks, while sitting and straddling Bakura's stomach. "You're going to be my entertaining today." He says confidently.
"Really? After that pleasant awakening? My pleasure." Bakura answers sarcastically. "Get off now, or I'm pushing you!"
"You're no fun." Malik pouts. "And I'm bored, so I want to be entertained."
"Go masturbate, or something. Just get the hell away from me!"
"I don't wanna masturbate! It's no fun doing something by yourself!"
"Go get yourself fucked then!"
"Okay." Malik shrugs and gets off Bakura.
"Hey! Wait!" Bakura shouts and sits up, grabbing Malik's arm. "Nobody's allowed to fuck you except me!" He pulls Malik back to the bed.
"It was your advice." Malik says and tries to act innocent.
"Then let me give a new one: Come here and let me fuck you!"
"Oh, I like that idea." Malik says smiling wide, turning around and starts kissing Bakura.
The End!
A/N: And I'm done! Don't kill me! Please?
I wrote this at work, so it's kinda rushed. Plus it's not supposed to be really serious, I was bored…
Soo…. Review..?