Zoo
When Steve moved into the Stark (excuse me, Avengers) tower he expected a lot of things. Liquor for one, parties...but not a zoo. A literal zoo. There was grass growing on the ground (probably Jarvis' doing) with plants growing out of the ground and little kittens and puppies and birds and...was that a baby tiger. Yes, yes it was. It ran up to Steve and gave a soft growl before playfully jumping on him. Steve's mouth just dropped.
"Steve, what's... I see you found Tony's zoo?" Natasha sighed, her partner soon after her. "The fuck...?" Clint asked.
"I don't understand." Bruce muttered.
"WHERE IS THE MAN OF IRON?" Thor boomed.
"Mr. Stark is just around the corner." Jarvis said sounding mildly amused. They quickly went around the bend to see Stark playing with a bunch of kittens and Pepper smiling and cuddling with a golden retriever puppy on a blue bean bag chair.
"Hey, guys!" Tony said as he saw them. The tiger had now followed them and sprinted to Steve with a excited look. "I see Raj likes you, Capsicle." He smirked.
"What the fuck, Stark?" Clint asked. "Wait! Can I have a puppy?" He asked, his eyes wide. Tony nodded with a grin and Clint took off yelling, "I'M FINDING A PUG!"
Steve groaned before picking up the tiger. He was actually kinda cute. "You have a tiger?" Bruce asked in disbelief.
"Three actually." Pepper commented. "Raj, Dino and Shaun. Right, Tony?"
"Yep. I also have a baby leapard, many many many types of kitty cats and puppies. Tons of birds..." At that moment a hawk landed on his shoulder. "...oh hey, Mike." At that moment a full grown leapard stalked up to them.
"Stark..." Steve said warily stepping back.
"Relax. Roona wouldn't hurt a fly." Tony said lazily as he plopped on his back and let a kitten crawl on his chest. The leapard stalked up to Natasha and Steve stiffened before Natasha began speaking in Russian softly.
"It's been a long time, Roona." She murmured.
Steve's jaw dropped. "Is...is this normal?" He asked Pepper. She nodded. "Thank god that I convinced Tony not to build a waterpark in here."
"Whaaaaa?" Thor said in confusion sounding very much like one of those corn guys of that movie, Despicable Me.
"Yo, Thor, want a puppy!? You can name him Loki..." Stark picked up a red nosed pitbull and waved it slowly.
"I SHALL TAKE YOU UP ON THAT OFFER, MAN OF IRON!" He boomed. The puppy didn't look scared, it jumped and cuddled, licked, loved Thor up. Thor sat down playing with Loki, Clint bounced back with a pug, "Can I name her?" Nod, "She shall be called Tasha."
"Dork."
Bruce had found a small beagle and was sitting down with a smile, gently playing with it; Natasha was seated petting Roona who had her head in Natasha's lap and Steve sighed. He sat down and started to play with the excitable tiger.
The joys of living with Stark.
If this is crap, I'm sorry. It's 1:45 and I can't sleep. But can't you see Clint running off to play with puppies? Cute, fluffiness. Peace- Kate