A/N: This is a Gossip Girl slash Twilight fanfic. To warn you, there is some swearing.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Gossip girl or Twilight and probably never will.
BWPOV
Blair Waldorf sighed and smoothed her shirt for the hundredth time. She was bored and boy, was Nate going to pay for this. He had invited her, her family (including Aaron's stinkin dog), Serena, and his best friend, Jeremy to come to an unknown town with the name "Forks". Who had ever heard of such a vulgar name? Places named after eating utensils were sooo not interesting. It probably was going to be boring. Sweetie was squeaking in her ear noisily and her owner Chuck Bass was snoring next to her, drooling profusely, murmuring words. He was probably dreaming about some sick pornographic dream filled with women. She looked away in disgust. Oh, did I forget to mention? Chuck tagged along and then came as usual his annoying pet monkey. Chuck was even considering on getting another monkey to "keep Sweetie company." One irritating pest was one thing; two was going to be living hell.
Her family had also tagged along because her abhorrent stepfather, emphasis on abhorrent, needed to attend to some business with some "Dr. Cullen." Her mother claimed that she came because she knew "Dr. Cullen's" wife, some woman named "Esme." They had an adopted son named "Edward." Though her mother claimed that she would love the Cullens, for they were "sophisticated and lovely," she secretly thought that they probably were some wacky family with a super old doctor, a fat, flouncy woman for his wife, and a nerdy dork who was a mama's boy.
Chuck dropped his head on her shoulder. Sick! She shoved him over toward Jeremy, causing a chain reaction. Jeremy was listening to his iPod and when Chuck leaned on him he shrieked and punched Chuck in his sorry face, thus causing Chuck to awake.
"What the hell was that for?" Chuck demanded turning toward Jeremy. "What happen to a little thing called shaking gently? I was having the greatest dream ever. This blonde was–
"Shut up, we don't wanna hear it." Jeremy snapped, taking out a silk monogrammed handkerchief to wipe off Chuck's drool and probably wishing instead, it was his existence. "Besides, we are NOT a couple. So PLEASE don't lean on my shoulder. I prefer females, thank you very much."
"Whatever." Chuck snorted and fished a small pellet out from his breast pocket and dangled it in front of Sweetie. "Hey Sweets, wanna treat. O you cutsie little monkey you." Sweetie chattered and grabbed the pellet from him and ate it disgustingly, slobbering over the treat while chattering excitedly.
"Attention passengers, we are about to land. Please be seated and put on your seat belts." The speaker blared out and repeated it in French and German. Blair sighed once more. Here we go.
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SPOV
Serena descended daintily down the plane and waited impatiently for the others. She had heard that Nate had returned from his trip to Maine and she couldn't wait to see Nate again and the new boat he was bragging about. He had told her that he hadn't named it yet and was wondering if she had any ideas. She had wondered for days. Still no clue. Hmm. She was thinking about the Magnifique, for he had boasted that it was the best and greatest yacht he had ever acquired. Whatever. She would think about that later.
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JPOV
"Aw man, my butt hurts." Chuck, as usual, whined. "Shut the fuck up." Jeremy retorted. "It's bad enough listening to you whine for nine and a half hours. Great, another three weeks of listening to you whine."
Jeez, can't that boy just close and zip his mouth for one second and to keep his hands to himself for a minute. Why did he have to come?! WHY GOD? WHY?! What have I ever done wrong to you personally? He fumed silently. Ah, there was Nate. He waved wildly at him and signaled frantically at Chuck.
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NPOV
Nathaniel Archibald was perched meticulously on the side of the bench, edging away from the ogling eyes of two girls who were staring at him hungrily. There was one that was moving closer to him. She was an ordinary girl with light wispy brown hair and big dimples. The other was a light blonde with slitty green eyes.
A movement caught the corner of his eye. Jeremy was waving maniacally at him with a swaggering Chuck behind him grinning slyly at the two girls. Serena's face lightened up when she spotted him and ran toward him with her arms outstretched. Blair was trailing after her stepfather and stepbrother, glaring at the ground. A frantic best friend who was followed by the biggest pervert, along with a beautiful blonde girl friend and lastly, the EX- Girlfriend who looked about to murder. Time for the happy reunion.
A/N: Please comment and review on this story and tell me if its a complete waste of time or if I should continue. Constructive criticism welcome. Thanks.