Disclaimer: This is a comment on our increasingly ludicrous politically correct society- probably more relevant in Britain that most places. Basically it is a shameless rip of James Horners 'Politically correct Bed Tme Stories' With Tolkien levered in
Once upon a time, there was a young person who was not at all unpleasant to look at; her name was Luthien the Fair. This being indicative of the discriminatory notions of associating beauty with goodness, and evil with ugliness. Thus at an early age, Luthien was an unwitting, if fortunate target for this type of vacuous thinking.
Whilst dancing and singing in the woods one day- Luthien being confident enough in her own budding sexuality to let such an obvious cliché bother her- happened upon a man named Beren, who by the state of his apparel, was apparently unfettered by the confines of regular employment; not to be presumptuous of course, as this may be his own personal style, this being a vital cog in a well balanced society.
Beren was struck by her beauty, and was not shy of telling her, being of sound mind and with his own, entirely valid, world view.
"Your attraction is based fully on physical looks, and as a mature female of full mental capacity, I resent the idea that you are attracted only to my beauty." Luthien replied, after listening to his proclamations of love for her. "However" she continued "I will forgive your sexist remarks as your traditional status as an outcast of society has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, world view. Now if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.