Special
The Merovingian grinned to himself as Neo angrily hissed, "What the hell do you want ?"
'Ah, here he is at last, the One himself. All this time and I've never found a way to fuck one of the One's. Hmm, not this time, this One is mine.'
His gaze swept from the brown-haired woman he'd been talking to, over to the pale, lithe, black-haired man. Slowly, just to see the reaction, he reached out to touch the cassock-clad shoulder. Since it seemed that dearest Neo didn't understand French it gave him quite a bit of room.
"Regardez mon jeune joli, la biche regardé. Pourquoi faites nous ne déjeunons pas et je vous fous dans la merde devant mon épouse? Je vous assure que la table sera complètement avant que nous ne soyons commencés. Il serait un changement agréable de l'allure aussi pour avoir un public véritable de nouveau." *Look at my pretty, doe-eyed puppy. Why don't we do lunch and I fuck you in front of my wife ? I assure you the table will be clean before we get started. It would be a nice change of pace too to have a real audience again.*
Dark-brown eyes glared at him as Neo knocked his hand away and spat, "You know what, I don't care, go away, go ! Seriously, just fuck off."
That made him laugh, "Alors vous vraiment voulez à? Combien chanceux pour moi. Puits, mon petit jeune que je verrai vous la semaine prochaine." *So, you actually do want to ? How lucky for me, well, my little puppy I will see you next week.* as he walked away.
For a second, he looked up and spotted Smith standing on one of the buildings obviously having observed the events. Knowing it would piss the younger A.I. off just as much with what he'd just said he waved at the black-suited ex-Agent who scowled terrifyingly back. After he quickly made his way to his limousine where the albino twins and Vlad waited to take him to Levrai.
La semaine prochaine...Levrai *A week later*
Again, he straightened the crystal vase of dark-red roses on the upper white-table cloth. Persephone shook her head, "It's not going to work, it has not before and it will not now."
He glared at the younger A.I. who just happened to be his wife, "Goddamn it woman, just shut up."
The long black-haired woman chuckled, but otherwise was silent and then he sat down to wait.
Minutes later, as Neo, Morpheus and Trinity walked down the aisle toward the dias, all the black nearly blending them into the onyx walls. 'So nice to see you again my puppy. Couldn't you have left the salamander and the little snake at home ? It would have been far more memorable that way. My great honour to see you do remember me. How lucky I am that you can't understand French or I would be deleted by now, I'm sure.'
With a smile, he raised a glass of wine and murmured, "Ah, Neo," it made him want to laugh as the pale cheek twitched slightly in disgust, "and friends. Come, come, sit, I don't bite…much."
'Smith would delete me if he heard what I said. Still that arrogant little ass can get fucked by a gang of dirty pigs for all I care. What would make this even better ? If Smith had the decency to warn dearest Neo about me.'
Neo with a soft swish of the cassock sat down, warily, in the chair across from him. Persephone introduced herself as she once again glared at him. After Persephone's words, he noticed Neo looking at the dark-skinned captain and pale-skinned second in command, both of whom shook their heads.
At that, it would have been impossible for him not to feel Neo's near palpable relief as the One replied, "Thank you, but no, we don't need anything."
That answer made him half-scowl briefly, 'Good, good and marvelous, Smith did tell him about me. Well, I don't exactly want to be a bad host do I ?'
"Non, non, I insist you try something, I only stock the best of everything, especially for my most important guests, otherwise I will feel that I failed as your host."
His scowl turned into a smile as Neo's lips briefly thinned then the pale man 'corrected' himself, "I suppose some water wouldn't hurt."
To see if he could get a bigger reaction of any sort from Neo, he reached a hand out to rest on the taut thigh. For the human's credit and his disappointment, Neo didn't flinch or twitch at all.
Still he had a chance at the human now, without Smith's being capable of interfering. With his other hand he gestured to Jean, his head-waiter, who quickly came over to the table.
Persephone let out an angry huff as he tightened his hand on Neo's thigh and said, "Jean, obtient de l'eau pour nos invités. A peine assurez-vous qu'un d'eux est... spécifique. Et depuis que je sais pour un fait que notre joli garçon ne le boira pas volontiers, peut-être vous testez un peu... en dehors la balance aujourd'hui." *Jean, get some water for our guests. Just make sure that one of them is...special. And since I know for a fact that our pretty boy won't willingly drink it, perhaps you've been feeling a bit...off balance today.*
Jean nodded slightly and then turned to look at Neo before walking towards the kitchen. He discussed the Key Maker with Morpheus until Jean came back then 'tripped' causing the tray of extremely cold water to be dumped on Neo. As he hoped, even Neo couldn't repress the instinctive human reaction of gasping at the cold. It made him grin as a few drops slid over pale-pink lips.
'Huhn, not enough for an instant reaction, but still enough to effect him in a few minutes.'
Knew that he wasn't the only one watching the way the soaked cassock clung to the lean back and tight ass as Neo excused himself to the bathroom. Things turned back to the 'discussion' again at hand. After a few minutes had passed, he got up and Persephone asked, "Where are you going ?"
"Pour voir comment le petit jeune se porte dans ceci... l'heure difficile." *To see how the little puppy is faring in this...hard time.*
Persephone glared at him and answered, "Voi mi disgustate, io non posso credere che essere mio marito." *You disgust me, I can't believe you're my husband.*
When he got to the entrance Pierre wondered at him, "Are you sure you want to do this ?"
"Oui, I don't pay you to worry, now get back to work !" *Yes*
Quietly, he entered the bathroom a few minutes later to see...'Smith ? How did he get in here ? That asshole is blowing my puppy ! Well, it's my restaurant and I'll watch if I want to damn it !'
Smith's gaze moved from Neo to him and blue-eyes took on a smug glint as Neo groaned, "Oh god, mm, Smith."
The ex-Agent taunting him as Smith pulled away from Neo to lick his lips clean slowly, "Yes, Neo ?"
Neo leaned against the marble sink took a few deep breaths before responding with an exasperated eyeroll, "Fuck you...again."
He felt the need to interrupt, "So, this is why you went…off...so quickly." 'I know everything ! How could I not know they were fucking on the side, or is it fighting on the side ? I should have known about it either way.'
Angry, he snarled at Smith, "Il est une démonstration agréable que j'admets mais fout vous, Smith dans la merde, il était le mien! Recherchez, vous le dieu pestés, chiez en baisant, le cochon a fait face au bâtard." *It is a nice show I admit, but fuck you, Smith, he was mine ! Mine, you god damned, shit fucking, pig faced bastard.*
Smith's smug response, "Bien il semble vous êtes parvenus ici trop tard, Merovingian. Il est mon amour, un de vos jouets et je ne le gardons pas. Maintenant, je will merci beaucoup pour sortir, parce que comme vous pouvez voir nous sommes occupés." * Well, it seems you got here too late, Merovingian. He is my love, not one of your toys and I'm keeping him. Now, I will thank you very much to get out, because as you can see we're busy.*
Barely restrained himself from stomping his foot as he snarled, turned and walked out, slamming the door behind him. Levrai's security footage of the bathroom during that time and the literal fucking that started minutes later ? Duplicated then 'mysteriously' erased by a glitch.