Kid Icarus: The Gold Gem

by SuperUltraMegaMiko

Remember those teribad RPs you did when you were 10? This it in fanfic form. My sister wrote this when she was 10 for class. Only restrictions: 400-600 words, And must contain a golden Mguffin. Enjoy the s***storm that is this story that everyone is guilty of at a point. IF YOU WISH TO REVIEW THIS, PLEASE WRITE IT AS IF YOU WERE GRADING IT LIKE A TEACHER OF A GRADE 4/5 CLASS, THANK

About 3 years ago there was an angel boy named Pit. He was the protector of the Goddess of light Palutena. Pit and Palutena live in Sky world. Form there Palutena watches over the people on earth and if there is ever a problem she sends Pit down

But one day when everythng seemed all perfect CRASH BASH BOOM CABAM! "Lady Palutena! Something is going on down there and I don't like the sound of it!""Right I'll grant you the power of flight just to see what's going on down there!""Let's go!" But when Pit got down there he saw the horrifying truth. "Oh no... Hades!" "Yes Pitty Pat?" "Why, why do you have to do this to us!?" "Well because I'm hungry and feed on souls don't you know? "Wait WHAT!" "Yes I do and need more of them!" "No I won't let you!"

Pit quickly went back to Palutena. Got his equipment and. "Lady Palutena I'm going in!""Pit wait take this-oh no' "What is it?" "I was going to give you the 3 sacred treasures but the Gold Gem is missing!" "And what is that might I add?" "The Gold Gem is the thing that powers the 3 sacred treasures""Well then where is it? "Oh are you talking about THIS!" "That's the Gold Gem... give it back now Hades!""GULP" Hadesswallowsthe Gold Gem "Oh sorry did you need that?" "... YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT HADES!" "Pit wait-"

"... Owe w where am I?" "Oh so you're still alive in there are you?" "Hades! Where am I?" "Well you're in the belly of a beast of course" "Wait what?!" "Well when you charged towards me you aimed towards my mouth"
"Then you swallowed me?" Well it was the most logical opinion" "Ewe um I mean never mind" Pit's journey through Hades insides was not pleasant because. The only way to get out from inside there is to get pooped out. Each step he took he was regrettingaiming at him. But one thing Pit did not expect to see was. "The Gold Gem!" "But it's in this liquid that's yellow and don't want to touch." After some thinking Pit saw some things that he could use to jump across to get the Gold Gem. "Jump, jump, jump, jump and jump got it!" When Pit touched the Gold Gem he got teleported out but it left an explosion inside Hades stomach.

"Owe that really hurt but really do you think a simple explosion can kill me!" "No but this will!" Pit puts the Gold Gem inside the 3 sacred treasures and. "No what are you doing!?" "Take this!" "Nooo!" Pit used the power of the 3 sacred treasures and killed Hades. "I" "I actually did it YES!" "Congratulation Pit you saved the world from destruction" After that no longer did anything some to harm them and forever more it was over.