Hello readers, I have to tell you now THIS MAY NOT FOLLOW THE ORIGINAL STORY LINE

Hello readers, I have to tell you now THIS MAY NOT FOLLOW THE ORIGINAL STORY LINE! I have not been watching FMA at all lately but I can incorporate the actual story if you can keep me up to date. Anyway... on with the story.

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Earth- Time: 4:00 p.m.

I HATE MY LIFE! Why do these things gotta happen to me? Did I piss off some god in another life? I suppose I should explain what the hell I am talking about, huh? A psychopath who wants to rob the bank is currently holding me at GUN POINT.

In addition, I happen to be there at the same time trying to cash my check when a moron with a gun walks in, and I just had to be held hostage, sounds fun huh? As I thought earlier, I hate my life. However, before I continue I need to tell you a few things about myself.

I am 18 years old and I just graduated from high school. I was told by my fan girls shudder that I look like a god. I guess that is their opinion, I am 6'0", tall I suppose. I was born premature which resulted in some of my features to not develop at all. Like my hair cells not having any color or able to produce color, which means I have silver hair. I also have blood red eyes that have small amounts of black in them which make my friends say I have the Sharingan.

Also, I study three different types of martial arts and am a black belt in two of them. I guess that sums it up, well the robber is about say something deep.

"ALRIGHT PUT THE DAMN MONEY IN THE BAG, BITCH!" I guess I was right. That was the pleasant voice of the robber, sounds like a very nice person.

"Y-y-yes s-s-s-si­r" the terrified teller stammered out. "Ok, this is bad. There is a lunatic trying to rob the bank holding the teller and me at gun point at the same time. Damn, why does he have to have two guns? I might be able to stop him if he only had one gun," I continued to mull this over trying to find a way to get through this without anyone getting hurt.

However, some idiot just HAD to be a hero and without warning, he jumped the robber. "What the...? So you little shit think you can take me huh? Well you're gonna regret that bitch!" the robber yelled out while leveling both his guns at the "hero". "NOT GOOD!" I mentally screamed while running at the robber as fast as I could from less then 6 feet away.

BANG BANG!

Ow, that hurt… note to self NEVER do that again. I rammed into the robber just as he shot the idiot. I managed to make both his shots miss but that did not mean the shots did not hit something or someone!

I wrestled the guns from him all the while not even feeling the gun wounds in my stomach and arm. I was running purely on adrenaline, when I finally got up with the guns I immediately shot him in the legs, arms and held the gun to his head.

"Whoa… what is with the blurred vision?" I looked down, just now feeling the pain, and said, "Ow that is gonna hurt in the morning. That is if I li…" I fell backwards, my legs no longer able to hold myself up. Just before I hit the ground, I felt someone catch me. "..ve" I finished keeping my grip on the guns as I felt someone trying to grab the guns from me.

"No…" I said weakly, tightening my grip on the guns. I finally gave in to the darkness. As the sweet blissful darkness engulfed me, I never lost my grip on the guns even in unconsciousness.

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Unknown World-30 minutes later

I awoke to an unfamiliar ceiling, wondering if I was in a hospital or a morgue "Do I look as bad as I feel?" I said groggily while trying to rise into somewhat of a sitting position, only to feel intolerable pain in moving.

"You really shouldn't be moving at all sir." A girl said while rushing over to me to keep me from trying that again. Thanks to the pain, I really could not see clearly but I could make the general look of the girl.

"I really hope that is a girl or else I am gonna get hurt by a very pissed off guy" I thought nervously as I asked "who are you, miss?"

She looked at me, surprised (I think) to see me talking. "My name is Winry, it is very nice to meet you mister…?" she asked while looking me in the eyes with a bright smile on her face (Again, I think), the eye thing alone was confusing. No one and I mean NO ONE ever looks me in the eyes they are always too uncomfortable to look into my eyes; repeatedly telling me it is as if I was stripping away their soul or something.

"My name is… uhh it's…" I fumbled the words thinking that if she was a friend of the robber it might not be a good idea to tell her my real name. "My name is…Kai; I am an orphan so I have yet to obtain a last name though." I said, mentally giving myself a pat on the back for coming up with that on the fly, as well as acting the part (you know the complete act, looking sad and stuff, although me the author is adopted so no flames about that please!).

She suddenly looked panicky and quickly said "I am so sorry for bringing that up Kai-san. I did not mean to bring up sad memories for you." I blinked when I realized what she was talking about, "damn I can't believe I already forgot that, and I JUST made it up a minute ago! DAMN ADHD!" I reprimanded myself for that slip up. I seriously need to get that fixed or it could be the end of me.

"You got that right kid" huh? Where the hell did that voice come from? I looked around noticing I was no longer in the small room with Winry but in a pitch-black room with an open doorway in front of me with many eyes staring at me. That is creepy… I think this looks very familiar to me but I can't put m finger on it.

"It is from the show Full Metal Alchemist in your world human. You are in the presence of the Gate. Welcome human, now tell me your real name." the voice came from nowhere but sounded like it came from everywhere. "So THAT is what I've been trying to remember all this time, dang I really should have remembered when Winry told me her name." I thought nervously feeling very uncomfortable under the gaze of the seemingly hundreds of eyes.

"Wait my real name? How could you tell that 'Kai' wasn't my real name?" I heard something akin to a chuckle from the voice. "Ah yes that… well I can tell if someone is lying or not by the tone of voice and body language and whatnot. So? You gonna tell me, human?" The voice did not sound like it was coming from an all-powerful group of eyes or something but from some stranger trying very hard to be my friend.

"Uh my real name is really Kitanos but everyone either calls me "Kai" or "Kite". I said slowly gaining my confidence back when I realized some thing… "Wait why the hell am I here? Where the hell is here? And what the hell happened to me to get here?"

"So many questions young Kite, but as to why you are here is that I need your help to save the world and perhaps the existence of all time and space."