Summary: The story takes place at a school for Vampires. This school is located in a secluded area and for many years only vampires have attended it. However this year, due to some paper work mix up, human students will be joining for the first time. The Principal (Tsunade) decided that this would be a good opportunity to foster friendship among two very different species.

How will this turn out, and most importantly…will the human kids be able to survive?

P.S - Aside the Naruto Cast this will also include some characters I created, hope you like them x3 (they are all 17, vampires aside of course)

Important Info: "talking" "thinking" "texting"

Konoha Vampire School

Chapter 1: Nara Residence -Are you gay?!

"Troublesome…" was the pineapple head's only though as he woke up to loud bangs on his door. It was his mom. He lazily buried his head in his pillow "Go and call Anna first…"

The door was kicked down as Yoshino Nara appeared in all her furious glory and yanked the blankets away from Shikamaru "Shikamaru Nara! It's already time to go to school! You better be ready by the time I walk by this door again!"

"So troublesome…Women are such a pain" he continued to mentally curse women as he slowly crawled out of bed. He began changing into his clothes (a plain green sweater and some jeans he found in the depths of his closet) when he heard the same screams coming from the room next to his "Sis should be waking up too" .

He met his father, Shikaku Nara, at the breakfast table. "why is he eyeing me like that?" he wondered as his eyes met his father's intense gaze "Don't tell me…"

-"Shikamaru Nara!"

-"What dad?" -he mumbled even though he knew just what his dad was up too.

-"Today you leave for boarding school."

Shikamaru nodded while mixing his milk with his cereals, never taking his eyes of the meal.

-"And as you know there are certain times in a man's life where he…hummm… well you know don't you boy?"

-"Did mom put you up to this?"

His father mumbled an embarrassed "Yes" averting his eyes from his son.

-"Not to worry, women are to troublesome for me."

Shikaku Nara's jaw dropped and Shikamaru raised his eyebrow "What now dad?"

Regaining his composure (sort of) he asked/shouted while standing on top of the table grabbing Shikamaru by his shoulders "Answer me seriously!" shacks him "Are you gay?!"

Shikamaru frowned "Is this what I got out of bed for?"

"Shikaku Nara! Get off the table!!"

Yoshino Nara once again appeared to establish order in her home: -"What were you thinking?! We eat of that table!"

Shikamaru started to wonder how things had gotten to this… then again pretty much everything in their home ended with his mom yelling at one of them "I better leave before she decides to yell at me…again."

He walked up the stairs and absent mindedly bumped into his twin sister, Anna Nara.

-"What the hell is wrong with you?!"

-"she's already in a bad mood…" "I take it the anger management exercises aren't working"

-"Oh shut up…", she hurriedly walked downstairs but soon enough she was back "Mom is at it again" she sighed as she recalled how her mother got her out of bed…It wasn't pretty…

They left the house trough the back door and were now in the garden, both laying on the ground watching the clouds.

-"Are you excited about going to boarding school?"

-"Boarding School sounds troublesome, I'd rather sit here and do nothing."

-"Same here…"

A moment of silence appeared which was common between them. They were very close siblings and despite some similarities they were also very different. Shikamaru was a very simple man (so simple it was sometimes hard to understand him) and Anna was a very complicated woman, but they shared two common traits: laziness and smarts.

A beeping sound was heard.

-"It's yours…"

Anna reached for her black cell and saw that she had received a message from none other than Sakura "Hey! Hope your already up and ready to go! Boarding School is going to be so great! I'll be by your house in about half an hour, so stop daydreaming in your backyard and get your bags! Same goes for Shika! Lot's of pink kisses for you (Yes, I do know how much you hate pink and public demonstrations of affection xD)"

-"She knows me well…"

-"Why?"

Anna showed her older brother the message.

-"Everyone knows you hate pink and public demonstrations of affection." he replied not exactly impressed "And we're always daydreaming in our backyard."

-"Meh give her some credit will you?" Anna and Sakura were best friends and she felt like she owed her a lot after what Sakura had sacrificed for her…