The Hunt for Jirachi
I don't own least, not yet! Hahaha!(Evil Face)
Chapter One
BEEP!BEEP!BEEP!Good thing clocks don't speak English,or it would be saying"Wake up dumb bitch!".I put on my mauve robe and walked to the bathroom."You can't take a shower because somebody,I don't know who,forgot to pay the water bill."Mom said.I don't think she forgot,but whatever I'll pay it on my way to train Edelweiss,my Sableye.I hopped into the shower and looked down.I saw a large pair of breasts and below my...umm...how would one say it...my schlong.I continued with my cleanliness summoning ritual and turned on the hot water.
After my shower,I put on a bra,tucked my schlong in, and put on my panties."Let's hope I don't have to battle any hot chicks."I ,when I was all dressed in a pink skirt,my long mint green hair,and Edelweiss on my shoulder I went out the door to battle."Be back for dinner,hon!"Mom exclaimed.I walked through Viridian Forest."I like shorts because they're comfy and easy to wear!"a little kid said."Good for you?"I said confused."Well,pull out your fucking Pokemon,bitch!"the kid demanded."How was I supposed to get battle from that?"I asked."Look lady, I've been here waiting for a battle for 6 fucking hours! Are going to pull out your goddamn Pokemon,or will I have to beat your ass with a fucking stick?!"I was flattered he thought I was a lady.
"Okay,fine!"Edelweiss jumped off my shoulder."Edelweiss use Shadow Sneak!"Edelweiss sent out her shadow and attacked like N00b Saibot. The Youngster sent out a Metapod who soon fainted."Guess you're more of a skirt person..."He a few hundred Caterpies,I finally found a good trainer.
It was an old man named Birch."Sceptile Vine Whip!"he dodged his Vine Whip causing it to knock down large amounts of snow from a dodged that too,but Sceptile wasn't able to move in time."Sceptile!Nooo!"was all Birch could utter. His Sceptile,when the police got here was dead due to asphyxiation.I got on top of the Sceptile and preformed CPR. Moments later, the Sceptile threw up water and ,I was still on top of him."You don't know how much I appreciate this!"he said kissing his Sceptile.
"You know I how to fix that small problem of yours."he said."What problem?"I said nervously."You had a large bulge I noticed when you bent over.I know you're trans.
Chapter End
