Eren's log: Sasha and that damn bread. Chapter 1.
Sasha, an eccentric girl, was one day very tired of being a distraction to the others, so she stayed in her room, all day, with potato, god fucking damnit that bitch ate all the damn potatoes too, I swear to god she took ALL of it.
I digress.
I remember seeing her in her room (Don't ask I have a very odd obsession with her, it's like, something about her attracts me) she was doing something weird, I could not see for the keyhole wasn't big enough, so I put my ear to the door and listened, all I heard was a weird, wet noise, and pants, I thought, "Damnit Eren, she's probably doing exactly what you're thinking".
Of course me being an idiot and all, I barged in and I SAW EVERYTHING, she gave me the look that she gave Pixis, it was priceless, yet I saw everything just, legs spread, I was stunned. Sasha began to slow her movements down, and continued to look at me as if nothing is going on.
Sasha: ...
Me: ...
That was the whole time until she finished, "using" the potato, I ended up staying there, standing still, but I closed the door behind me and locked it.
She then spoke.
Sasha: Sup.
I thought to myself, that has to be the most casual sup after I caught her masturbating ever.
I replied simply with a wave.
Everyone, don't eat the damn potatoes.