I had this thought and I nearly fell out of my chair with laughter.
Thinking of Yuy
A few months had passed carelessly by when Relena realized how many miles there were between she and her husband. She was away on business and he in space; it was some sort of training mission, nondescript, for the younger pilots. With the boredom peaking, she reached for a bottle of wine and a sappy movie as a distraction. It didn't work well. Before she knew it, she was dialing Heero up, looking for a little 'company'.
"Hello," his deep voice came from the other side.
"Is that you Heero?" This was going to be fun.
"Yes," he said.
"Are you busy?"
"Kind of; I'm in a room full of people." There was lots of background chatter, he couldn't make her out that well. "What's up?" he asked.
"I've been lonely, honey, go somewhere quiet. I want you to talk me off," she said playfully. Relena hoped Heero would talk naughty to her over the line, easing some of the additional tension the movie created.
There was a pause, "...hold on."
"Okay," she said. The mood faded quickly when she heard the words 'Dad, it's for you' being yelled across the room. She checked the screen of her phone. To her horror, she had dialed her son's number by mistake. All she could do was snap at Heero for being stupid in naming their son after himself and hung up on him.
I'd die. No questions asked. Dead.