My fandoms have sent me on an emotional rollercoaster

I yell stop and it just goes faster

I said no more, I said I would hault

But hey, will all tell lies so why should I not

I have been on trips through time and space

Followed plot lines that have made my mind race

I have gotten lost in a swirling vortex with the Doctor

Him always trying to save everyone and be our proctor

I have followed a consulting detective all around London

But while I was waiting for the next series it felt as if I was stuck on dungeon

Holmes and Watson a historic duo

Their original memory still in the hearts of multiple

I have been through a span so terribly tragic

Witnessing a dying Arthur learn that Merlin has magic

Before however there were such happy memories

We watched them all sort through glorious treasuries

I have waited for an owl to deliver my letter

And have a chance to have one of Mrs Weasleys' homemade sweaters

A world of witches and wizards is where I belong

Most likely there I would become strong

I have been to fairy tale worlds

Where stories have been twirled

They have been taken, brainwashed, and placed in Maine

(Yes, this fandom is that strange)

I have been on expeditions with superheros

The Hulk, Hawkeye, Ironman, and Black Widow

But do not we so silly as to forget the others and be a bore

There is Captain America, Loki, and Thor

I have seen the effects of division and corruption

What happens when betrayal and family hatred erupts

The dragons, the warriors, the war for a throne

I have talked about this on the telephone

I have seen demons and their course race

Those events always seem to conclude horridly when they take place

If these creatures ever come and set our planter askew

I would prefer if Sam and Dean came to my rescue

I type, I write, I read, and watch the night

I look up and gasp at the clock, yelling how is it already of this hour

But I do not mind, the sun has always forsaken my eyes

I am okay with these deep blue skies

So come along the TARDIS awaits

The Hogwarts Train will not allow you to be late

We have crimes to solve and arguments to have

But don't worry because some Camelot armor will keep one clad

Take a deep breath and come along

Trust me it is not wrong

Take my hand and we will so for adventures in the sand

For that is what life is like in this fandom land