AN - This plot bunny just wouldn't leave me alone once I had heard this song. The song is "It's Me Again, Margaret" by Ray Stevens. and my stepfather had been playing this cassette in the car on one of our road trips one year, way back when. So back when I was deeply into Gundam Wing, and had read a bunch of stories about people making fun of Relena for her rather unhealthy obsession with Heero (Hah!) This song just amused me to no end that I had to do it!

Anyways, onto the random insanity that comes outta my head somedays... Should really look up the music video for this song on youtube, then you'll see exactly where I went with this... XD

"It's Me Again, Heero!"

Well once there was a girl named Relena Peacecraft,
And she only had one thought on her brain.
Everyday, any moment that she ever could,
She'd skip of alone to attempt to brainwash *her* man.

"HEERO! It's *me* Heero! Yay!
Heero? Why aren't you listening to me?
You *know* you love me.
I know you won't acknowledge it,
But we both know it's true!"

Well this upset dear Heero, and it made him
Withdrawn, so his friend Quatre called up to the Core
And asked: "What should we do?".
After all, what are friends for?
Well the Leader of the Core came up to their home,
And hid himself behind the bathroom door
And eavesdropped upon them when Relena came round.

"Heero! It's *me* again, Heero.
He-ello? Puh-leeze listen to me,
Stop ignoring me.
Hmmm...I know we could be doing more
*Productive* things, ne?
Like getting married!
I can't wait to see you naked, Heero!

I *lo-ove you, Heero!"

Well with a blush and in a fury the Leader stormed out,
But somehow Miss Relena got out.
It wasn't very long til they tracked her on down.
It was there at an old payphone at the outskirts of town,
the Core of about fifty really big men.
Surrounded in wait they watched as she spoke into the phone.

"It's me again, Heero!
Hello, are you there Heero?
I know you're there, Heero.
I bet you can't guess what *I'm* doing?

Oh, Heero. Why can't you swallow your pride and admit
That you love me?"

Well, they gagged her and tied her and dragged her to
Their secret base, and allowed her one phone call before they made her
*Permanently* disappear.
She wet her chapped lips and cleared her young voice, and then
She dialed the telephone and softly she said:

"It's *me* again, Heero.
The barbarian's captured me...
You have to come rescue me!
What?! You're having an affair! With who!
Maxwell! That no good street sleeze!
When I get out of here I'm going to have to
Make sure he understands just who you belong to-
Heero? Heero?! Dd you hang up Heero!?
HE-ERO!*You* love *me*!"

"HEERO!"

{OWARI}