Well, I Did Not See That Coming

Chapter One: You've Got A Whole Lot To Explain, Son Gohan!

A/N: NerdPoints: Who ever has the most NerdPoints at the end of my fic will get to chose what I do next! You can get NerdPoints by filling in (Earn a NerdPoint) spaces.

Disclaimer:

NerdsRule: Chibi-os, Chibi-os, where for art thou Chibi-os.

Trunks & Goten: Here we are Nerdiette.

NerdsRule: What light through yonder window break. Aww forget it. Shakeshpere was impossible to understand anyway. Who says yonder? Chibis disclaim thy fair lady.

Trunks: NerdsRule does not own DBZ or any of its character.

Goten: Yeah, or Nii-chan and Videl would be dating in the sereis because episodes 'Celebrations with Majin Buu' and 'He's Always Late' showed no romance between the two. And the lookout scene was just bad, and the wedding picture would actually look nice!

Trunks: It did look pretty bad.

Location: Kami/Dende's Lookout, When: Immeditaly Post Buu

"Alright explain." Videl demanded. This day had been the most confusing ever! She helped find seven magical orbs, was almost eaten, was turned into chocolate, then eaten, sent to heaven, with a genie tail she might add, and came back to life all in one 24 hours. That does seem a little screwed, right?

"Explain what?" Gohan asked.

"Why I helped find seven magical orbs, was almost eaten, was turned into chocolate, then eaten, sent to heaven, with a genie tail I might add, and came back to life all in one 24 hours." Videl yelled. "Better yet," she began with a calm voice,"What the H.F.I.L. are you, Gohan?!" The sentnce did not end with calmness.

"I'm half alien, Videl." He told her.

"Um, that's one of those answers that answers quetions, but leaves way more." Videl added.

"Alright I guess I should explain my alieness to you. Just promise you won't tell anyone outside of our little group here. Not even Erasa and Sharpener. Okay?"

"Promise."

"Alright, first off, I'm half Saiyan. Saiyan are an incredibly strong warrior race. They have a instinct to fight and they have tails. The tails are they're main source of power and also they're biggest weakness." He begins. Trust me he's got a long way to go.

"How can the source of power be the biggest weakness?"

"During a full moon, Videl, they turn into giagantic apes. We call them Oozaruos." (I think it's something like that.) "They are reckless and destructive unless they've learned to control themselves in that state, but if you squeez the Saiyan's tail, it really hurts. The Saiyans find good planets, like Earth, eliminate the population, and sell it to the highest bidder."

"They sound like giant ape, space pirates."

"I'm almost to the backstory. All Saiyans lived on Planet Vegeta."

"Gohan, isn't that short dude named Vegeta? Is he named after the planet or is the planet named after him?"

"I'm not sure, I'll have to ask Vegeta later. Anyways Vegeta was ruled by Freiza, an evil overlord. Vegeta met it's unfortunate end when it collided when a meteor." Gohan finished.

"Woah, that is one, ... one ... one something. I can't even say what it is. Alright time for your backstory."

"RIGHT AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK!" Goten shouted.

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I love the FanFiction 'Stormy Dreams' by Game Gal but, it has been discontinued due to several things. It was the best fanfiction ever. Even better than Once Upon a Chibi. Someone should finish this fic let me know when you do! -NerdsRule

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"Why'd we have a commercial break, Goten?" Videl asked.

"'Cause Neerrrdddsssmkvrvjmmmmmmmppp hhhtttttttttteeeeeeeeeeddddd dddd." Goten tried to say but Trunks tackled him.

"If you say it, she'll fire us, and no candy." Trunks explains.

"Okay, Trunks." Goten whined. He liked his candy.

"Well, that was weird. Anyways, when I was four years old my dad took me to meet Master Roshi."Gohan began.

"Is that the old pervert guy?" Videl asked thinking to an ealier encounter.

Gohan nodded.

"How old is that freak?" Videl asked.

"Uh, like three hunderd thirty years old." Gohan replied.

"What? Shouldn't that lech have died by now? I never want him to touch me again." Videl said kind of ticked.

"He touched you? Man, when he dies are you gonna dance on his grave?"

"Yes. Backstory."

"Anyways he took me to meet him, Bulma, and Krillin. Then my uncle came. He told Dad his given name was Kakkorot and that my father had been sent to Earth when he was a baby to eliminate the Earth's population. He told us all the Saiyan stuff and he said that there were only 4 Saiyans left, five counting me. He also said if my dad wouldn't come work for Freiza, remember him later, I'd have to because I still had my tail and Dad didn't."

"Wait, if you don't have your tails, how are you still strong?"

"Well, Saiyans don't need tails, they just can't be apes, and everytime a Saiyan recovers from a near death experience, their that much stonger."

"God, this is so fasinating. I wouldn't believe it from anyone else!" Videl smiled widely.

"Why are you smiling?" Gohan asked.

"I just thought I should smile a little more." Then Videl decided it would be funny if she said, "Do you not like it when I smile."

"No, no, you have a really pretty smile. N-not that the rest of you isn't pretty. You're a very, very, pretty woman. I-I-I-I'm gonna shut up now." Gohan stuttered by the end of the sentence he was blushing so red it was hilarious. Videl matched that shade.

'Does he really think I'm pretty? Man, he looks even cuter when he blushes.' Videl thought.

'Gohan, your an idiot, you weren't supposed to tell her yet. You could always ask her out now, then.' Gohan thought.

"Videl, would you like to go out w-with me sometime?" Gohan asked.

'Say yes! Say yes! Say yes!'

Videl thought quickly.

"Yes, Gohan I'd love to. Pick me up at seven tommorow 'kay?"

"Okay."

"IMMA BE A GRANDMA!" Said (Earn a Nerd point).

Next Chapter: The Date

BTW: Plz finish Stormy Dreams Somebody.

I'll update soon!